absolutely sick of playing this stupid
[ __ ] game ain't going to put up with
no more going to go home go to bed this
look at that cloud that's a nice looking
Cloud I'm done with this game go home go
to bed sick and tired of it all right
hold on one second forgot my [ __ ]
keys got to go back get my keys I can go
home and go to bed wait I don't even
have [ __ ] keys what am I talking
about go back wait to get a big old
glass of milk and go bed [ __ ] leaving
Mount this [ __ ] ain't having none this
[ __ ] no more go home go bed ain't
never come back neither a never doing
this again this [ __ ] is [ __ ] out of
this game going to bed [ __ ] long ass
walk I'm walking for like an hour now
it's [ __ ] annoying I don't even know
where I'm at cuz I haven't looked at the
ground in 30 minutes going home going to
bed I really should probably start
looking and paying attention where I'm
going I have no clue where I'm at I hope
my mom made some chicken or something
I'm [ __ ] starving pretty sure this
not my house at this point that does not
look like our ceiling nope Noe
definitely not the house my mom is not a
fat old naked man on the couch and we
don't even own a parakeet nope nope
still not my house definitely not my
house I'm pretty sure this is a prison I
saw two fat guys peeing in a bucket this
[ __ ] room is humongous it's
ridiculous take a 10 piece chicken
nugget uh medium fry and a coke please
almost home go to sleep go to bed go
home hold my pants down take a big old
[ __ ] and go to bed Goomba [ __ ]
you seriously [ __ ]
[Applause]
you I'm not even sure I'm in the same
country anymore that last house I
checked was a pyramid where the [ __ ] am
I at
the [ __ ] is that the [ __ ] is this am I
in the sewer I'm in the sewer that's a
turd that's disgusting okay so how in
the [ __ ] did I cross the Pacific Ocean
oh wow didn't think on this walk I'd see
an elephant chasing a reindeer okay I'm
I'm pretty sure I've been here before
seen that same dog three times now okay
I think I'm in a movie theater
now sorry oh yeah this this definitely a
movie theater popcorn is really buttery
pretty sure I made it to the moon
somehow there's a German flag over there
now I'm in hog warts I think I'm in
Hogwarts you're a [ __ ] Harry and now
I'm in Bikini Bottom there Squidward hey
Squidward okay why the [ __ ] is the Sun
shaped like a square okay now I'm in The
Matrix okay now I'm in a Michael Bay
movie hey Batman where
are bye
Batman I'm pretty sure I'm at a
Chuck-E-Cheese now [ __ ] over this
game all done going to go home [ __ ]
go to bed get on toed bed later bed go
to sleep done with this [ __ ] game
what the [ __ ] you looking at I'm done
with this game I'm going to bed oh [ __ ]
that's my bed oh hey I'm home oh hey
veros [ __ ] you doing here he I I've been
here the whole time man oh well good for
you I'm I'm tired I'm going to go to bed
I had a busy day so uh yeah I'm going to
hit the hey good
night turn the lights off
please oh this is your C speaking this
is your co-pilot Captain co-pilot
co-pilot passenger 3 4 5 6 71 pilot
Captain you want to see something cool
watch this 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 get out piggy
get out I'm I'm flying fine I'm out no
get out of the chopper all right fine
fine fine I'll get out I'll get
out I'm ready are you guys ready for
this journey the ignition is starting
here we
go how's it going man how you doing how
you doing there buddy you ready you guys
ready for this face you ready here we go
sh here we go what are you doing what
the
[ __ ] okay Delirious [ __ ] sucks how
did you become a Space Ranger how do you
fly try again try again try again try
again right on the front of press
R pressing R yes yes yes flight
instructor okay wait okay now just hold
down space bar okay right holding it
down got now go left okay go left go
left go left okay okay okay I'm going
left everything's good so I said left
why you jump out I'm sorry yeah all
right we got to save the
president all right here we go where we
going which way are we going we're
saving which way are we
[Music]
going before we get this one Delirious
did you find that one a little harder to
control they're all [ __ ] did you find
but did you find that one a little
harder yeah I guess so why you know why
because you weren't controlling it it
was me the whole
time how because the one in the back
controls
it
really yeah oh my God Delirious is like
that little kid right now like that's
sitting in his dad's lap with the
steering
wheel thought he was [ __ ]
driving I thought I was doing such a
good job all right so when I hit the W
yeah
W this one's going to go up and to lean
forward you pull the mouse back oh
okay terrible start
eject guys I'm not that bad of a pilot
okay you're pretty
bad you ready Wild Cat Let's uh let's
speed things up yes yes give me a boost
I need to get out of here I go now let's
slow things down W let speed it up W
slow things down speed it
up what was that you [ __ ] dick best f
f f f f fast bestest takeoff ever let's
go yeah yeah slow
down what are you doing I'm pull out
what look you're not even inside the
helicopter what are you doing what are
you okay okay okay we got lots of
time I was on the bottom yeah what was
that oh
[ __ ]
yeah got him
[Music]
Kobe it's so
Majestic oh got you I led that so hard
too you have to lead it it's yeah
[ __ ] you Evan my body like bounced up
and down like three
times surprise
[ __ ] yeah get
wrecked surprise
[ __ ] slow
[Music]
motion oh here we go coming back down
coming back down oh nice and easy nice
and easy nice
and die Pig I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead
I'm dead oh God
yeah slow motion battles suck get [ __ ]
on I didn't get [ __ ] on [ __ ] you oh yeah
and look look at this fast motion
teabag you look like you're carrying an
invisible
box look at you like where should I put
these I don't I don't know what
hold on guys I got to
reload looks like you're dancing let me
try
again wild cat check this out check this
out I can get your nose out of my face
what are you doing look look in the air
look in the air yeah yeah yeah okay
what's going to
[Music]
happen man that's really cool I'm glad
you showed me that you wake up now no no
if I wake up I'm just going to get hit
with a [ __ ] Molotov again don't kill
me don't kill me don't kill me K me I'm
going super
sonic
boo what the [ __ ] why hold on I'm going
super
sonic boo why is it not
working here we go super
sonic hold on hold on I got power up I
got to power up here we go power the
[ __ ] up you [ __ ]
[Laughter]
[ __ ] take forever yeah no no
definitely not my house my mom is not a
fat naked woman on
the no no definitely not my house there
is no fat old man in my
house all right got to get [ __ ] home
Goomba [ __ ]
you get the [ __ ] off me Goomba get off
me [ __ ] you
Goomba and he keeps walking Goomba [ __ ]
you
hey [ __ ] I got to go
[ __ ] by sitting here then all of
a sudden bam I'm in
bed just sitting here thinking about
whether or not I want to go to bed then
finally I decided to go to bed
bam all right feeling pretty tired I
think I'm going to hit the hay so uh
good
night coming down I'm going to land
right in the [ __ ] bed watch this [ __ ]
and come back down go to bed
night coming down coming down watch this
[ __ ] about to land right in the [ __ ]
bed and
booah hold on hold on coming back down
coming back
down and nailed
it all right I'm feeling pretty tired I
think I'm going to think I'm going to
head to bed call it a night all right
hit the old hay yep good night buddy all
right good night oh coming down coming
down
he went through the bed good night