Oh sorry I'm late
I died on the way
Did you?
Yes
Well you don't look so bad
Thank you
Did it take them long to revive you?
An hour and a half
That's disgraceful
Isn't it now
Yeah
Speaking of which
Didn't they reanimate Hitler there
Yes the trial was yesterday wasn't it
They sentenced him to death
I know I tell you
good enough from him
Absolutely
How was your weekend?
Well I saw
Paw Patrol 7
Enter the Harry Potter-verse
Thought it was quite interesting
Did you?
I think I preferred the original
Well the remake got a four hour
standing ovation at Canne
True
Yeah I mean you know
I'd say you were glued to the TV
for the moon landings
Oh it was very exciting all together yeah
God we
we got awful duped that first time round
didn't we yeah?
It was a bit embarrassing it was yeah
Yeah yeah
So you weren't watching the Eurovision no?
No no no
Ever since the Saudis took it over I mean
it's not the same
No it's much less flamboyant
That's right
That's what it is yeah song washing
Listen times have changed
They have
Sure didn't I see that Vladimir Putin fella the other day
Yeah that's right I opened the back curtains
and there he was
rooting through the bins
Oh
You'd almost feel sorry for him
Almost
Almost indeed
Yeah yeah yeah
Right predictions
Go on
Right who's going to win the league?
I'm not getting into this now
Ah come go on
Right Liverpool is what I would say
Ah Liverpool haven't won a game of
Mario Kart in how long?
Ah that's because they're made to play as Princess Peach
due to the sanctions
Ah will give over there
Okay okay
Right I need to use the toilet
show me where it is here
Sure you just go off the app now
The app?
That's right
It's dead easy
Look it you just
Here and then
You press 1 or
No. 2
No. 2 yeah
So you just press the two is it?
That's it?
God that's handy
Isn't yeah
Is that your Sheila there?
Yeah that's right yeah she had the baby
Oh
Happy, healthy and
with four thumbs
Oh of course the new stage of evolution
Homo sapienous
Scrollous
That's right
I think so yeah
Yeah she's playing the baby a lot of
Nicki Minaj
Supposed to be brilliant for brain development
They're saying that
Yeah yeah yeah
Oh you're gonna be impressed now
Is this about Nicole?
The niece now she's playing
Carnegie Hall
Wow
Yeah yeah she got
first chair vuvuzela
Oh it is a beautiful instrument
Yeah yeah
Fair play to Nicole now
Is she still with the AI boyfriend then?
No
Aw
No turns out he was cheating on her
Oh the so-and-so
Those things are getting far too realistic
They are indeed yeah
How is your Margaret?
Oh she got the cosmetic surgery
Did she?
You know I thought she was grand with just
the two of them
Well
sure everyone's getting the unibrow these days
I mean you know
Very expensive though
Everything's expensive
Sure my nuclear fusion bill is through the roof
Isn't it yeah
And with this cost of dying crisis getting worse
Sure you'd be better off living forever
the price of coffins now
I know
I'm getting cremated
I don't care what you say
Sure you can do it at home in the air fryer
That's right
(Alarm sounding)
We better get back to work
Yeah
Or Chat GPT will be very angry
Yes that's true
Oh
I just want to retire
Go easy on the chains Michael come on
I don't want to get executed
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This is my grandson
He's a lovely boy
a very good boy
very handsome isn't he
Thanks for buying me this thing
it's a bit flimsy now
You've actually done a number 2 again
Oh sorry
I'll put it back in
Oh Jesus
It doesn't feel great
Press No. 3 there
Don't do that
What does that do?
That's a triple by pass
Doomdah