- Where are you taking me today?
- Today, we're going to Asakusa,
and that's where there's one of those big gate
with the giant lantern,
and later this evening I'm going to take you to see
Tokyo Tower in Roppongi.
- Ooh!
So it, today's like a tourist day.
- Yeah. - Okay.
- Totally.
Let's do it! Zoom, zoom, zoom.
White shoes or black shoes? (burping)
- [Yos] I'm wearing my black ones,
so you wear your white ones.
- Once you told me it depends on my jacket.
If my jacket is dark, then I should wear dark shoes.
- [Yos] I didn't say that.
- They're already dirty.
Dirty shoes for a dirty boy.
- [Yos] See? We match.
We're going to take you guys to the convenience store
because we're going to grab
some onigiris to eat.
- Chicken and salmon.
- Fish, eggs, and tuna.
- Pineapple.
- [Yos] Get that one. - Yeah.
- [Yos] Yeah, pineapple's good for your cum.
- [Yos] This is called the Famichiki.
- Yours.
- Juicy.
- I actually like the non spicy one better.
That's surprising.
Oh, it's so thick.
- Boom.
Mmm...
- Wait, you ate mine!
- Was it?
- Oh no, it's yours.
The area that we're staying
in is basically like office towers.
So there are a lot of salary men
just hanging around, looking sexy,
especially when the weather's nice.
All the hot ones are out.
- I'm out.
- Of the closet.
Also in our building is this cute little coffee
bakery shop called Daisy.
One of the more interesting things that I've learned
about Japan is that a lot
of places will have very low reviews,
but they're actually really good.
I don't know if like my standards is just really low or,
but like this bakery has really bad reviews.
It's got like two stars, but they're amazing.
You see the grandmas working there.
I wish I have that much will to work when I'm that old.
I don't even have will to work now.
Gotta take my hoodies off for this.
For the grandmas.
- I love when you make that sound.
Crunch, crunch, crunch.
Munch, munch, munch.
Crunch, crunch, crunch.
Clap, clap, clap.
- [Max] So we arrive at the Kimsijoji, something like that.
The big gate, Sujijoji.
Let me google it.
I'm not sure which...
- No, it's Sensoji.
Sensoji is the right thing.
So the two demons on each side
of the gate are the guardian of the temples.
- [Yos] What are they guarding?
- Japanese culture.
- [Max] And then turn it over,
and one of them will stick out.
Okay. What's the number on it?
- it says your wishes will not come true.
The patient won't get well soon.
The lost thing can't be found.
The person you are waiting for won't come.
- I got a regular fortune.
When spring comes, all trees and grass are in full bloom.
Everything will go good then will be happier in the future.
- So you're gonna have a good trip.
I'm gonna have a bad trip.
Why is this so aggressive?
- Let's tie it away.
To be honest, I kind of like how bad it was.
It was really funny.
- [Max] Feeling better now that you just got rid of it?
- What I do actually, I feel really good right now.
- [Max] So many people.
- So many cute boys.
- There's one right next to me.
- I'm gonna do my fortune again.
- [Max] You were not satisfied with the first one?
- No. I'm not taking this shit lying down.
I'm gonna throw in a 500 this time.
- [Max] Wait, wait, wait.
How about you make a prayer first
and then maybe you gonna get a good fortune?
- They'll get a prayer when I get a good fortune.
- [Max] Okay, so how's that one?
- It's a bad fortune.
- [Max] Again?
- It's literally is the exact same one.
- [Max] It's the gods telling you, "don't try to cheat us
and cheat in another one".
Maybe you should make, go make a prayer first over there.
You can't let it ruin your day.
- I know.
I don't care what the bad fortune says,
at the end of the day, I have you.
- [Max] Awww, and I have good fortune,
so you get good fortune thanks to me.
- Exactly.
- [Max] Slap, slap.
- [Max] What is it?
- It's bad fortune.
Thunder bolt hit and sound is breaking the sky.
It is real dark and terrible.
Though you do your best with utmost care,
troubles may be always your way.
That's nice.
- [Max] I'm trouble.
- All right, let's tie this.
Let's wrap it up.
- [Max] It's okay, Yos.
You're gonna get a puppy.
- You know what? I was actually praying for a puppy,
so that means I'm not allowed to have one.
Awww.
We gotta get our magnets.
Oh my God.
Look at these! Little chopstick holders.
They're bunnies.
We need these.
- [Max] Bunnies with red eyes.
- Yes. Two of these, right?
- [Max] I want a magnet.
- No, but we need these.
- [Max] Do we?
She's being sold for 6,068 dollars, Canadian.
You expensive, girl
- Max is still fully convinced
that we're gonna go home with a Shiba Inu.
- Maybe.
So far, our favorite is the one in Toyosu.
- If we adopt him, we're gonna name him Toyo or Yosu.
- Toy Yos. - Yosu.
- [Yos] We're now in Roppongi,
this is, I guess, where the Tokyo Tower is,
but we're not actually here for that
because we're gonna explore the pet stores here.
- There's like three of them. We can try and find a baby.
- Maybe.
- I wanted to show Yos the sky view of the city.
The 360, but he doesn't want do tourist stuff.
- I just don't want to pay $20.
- [Max] Want to take a photo in front of my Tokyo Tower?
- [Yos] We have a Tokyo Tower at home too.
If you wanna check it out, It's on maxandyos.com.
- [Max] Yos, you know what I'm gonna say?
Get one of these, please.
Many people requested it.
- These are so expensive.
- [Max] But you can get a nice one.
- 6,000 yen.
That's $60, right?
- [Max] Worth it.
I could be one of those while you're being a school girl.
Which fish should I be?
- This one.
- [Max] The lobster?
That's me in summer when I get sunburn.
- Wear this!
- [Max] The eggplant?
- Because you have a big eggplant.
high school student.
You could wear that.
I'll wear the girl uniform.
You could wear the boy uniform.
- [Max] Sure, let's do that.
- How much is this one?
4,000. That's not bad.
- [Max] 40 bucks. Does it fit me?
- I need to buy like as much as I can while I'm here.
Is this cute, penguin Sam?
This one's so cute,
but I feel so weird putting this on my bag.
It's weird, right?
- [Max] No judgment.
- No, it's weird.
Like, it literally has a pacifier.
I'll do this one for now.
- [Max] Attack my finger, rawr.
Only two months old.
Born in January.
January 17.
- [Yos] That's my sister's birthday.
- It's a baby.
Looks like a little bear.
Ow, ow, ow.
- You were in love with that one, weren't you?
- He bit my finger.
- Max specifically wants like the blond Shiba though.
You don't want the black one?
- I mean, I wouldn't mind.
It's just that, in contrast,
the red one is more fashionable.
But black-
- You can't pick based on what's fashionable.
- But a mini black one is
like a mini Brutus at the same time, so-
- Yeah, that's why it's cute.
With its little blonde eyebrows.
- The problem with the black one, it's they look naughty.
- Yeah, they look naughty because of the eyebrows.
- Because of the little beige eyebrows.
- Like menacing.
- Yeah, it's, it's evil.
- But we should keep our family black.
I mean we should.
We should have everyone in our family have black hair.
You have dark hair.
I have black hair.
Brutus have black hair.
So if we get like a black Shiba,
he would belong, you know?
He would look like not adopted.
He would look like our real child.
- Yeah. You think he would understand us speaking English,
or in French, or because he only understand Japanese so far.
- We'll teach him French, so he'll be like one
of those cool Asian kids who speaks French.
We bought tickets thinking we're gonna go to a museum.
We spent 4,000 yen.
- [Max] $20 each.
- For this room.
- [Max] You get the view.
Let me look somber looking at a tower from afar.
- [Yos] Max can squat,
which is kind of impressive for a white guy.
- I'm not squatting right now.
I'm on my knees.
- [Yos] Squat on my face, daddy.
- It's dangerous.
I'm in danger.
- Look what I got.
I got the robot one
because I want just a small one to attach to my bracelet.
- [Max] Does it work?
- Yes. He's cute.
What's that?
Oh, I got a little egg thing too.
- Yes, but maybe there's a shrimp in there.
- You can have it.
things in Japan are always randomly so fancy.
- It's only 20 bucks.
- This is 20 bucks. - Yeah.
- In Canada, this would be at least 50.
I always watch mukbangs of Japanese people eating
and they always eat the rice like on its own.
Like, I could never think to do that when I'm back home,
but here the rice is insane.
- Yum!
- Typical Max, he always splurges on food.