Bring on the baby caca!
Bring on the baby caca because if I'll end up looking like Moreno,
bring it on, okay?
We're playing In Our O-pinion, for O the Oprah Magazine.
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We're gonna weigh in with our opinions on some hot topics.
So, let's go!
Whatever floats your boat.
No!
'Scuuuse me!
Whatever floats your boat!
I don't really care, do your thing.
No! No!
No.
But how do you really feel?
Ms. Puritan over here.
Now, I don't think so. I think it's a terrible idea.
But she's right. She's not saying "it's alright, it's fine"
She's simply saying whatever floats your boat.
Yeah, I have no opinion on what you wanna do, it's your life.
If that's what you want to do, go right ahead.
No!
Go ahead!
Go ahead and ruin your life.
Go ahead!
Can I tell you, I thought it was weird until I had kids.
And now I kiss my kids on the lips all the time.
Would it be weird if I kissed your kids on the lips?
Yes.
Well, Jack, the little ones- I mean-
I would never kiss your kids on the lips.
What do you say, kissing your kids on the lips?
Like a *mwah* "Hi" "Así"
Yeah, that's okay!
That's fine.
I don't have kids.
I mean it's not something you discuss, right?
I think your right one just came out.
It did.
It loves to say hello to Rita, its missed her.
It loves me.
It really does.
Oh my god
"In my o-titty."
And this one doesn't want sex on the first date.
"O-titty"
I'm all talk!
Absolutely, absolutely.
Which is not me.
No, never her. No.
In fact, Rita should offer her seat to anyone, other than Rita.
Yes, you're right.
Yes, I think men should open the door.
I love it.
I love it, too!
I love it.
My boyfriend does it all the time. He's an incredible gentleman.
That's what's called a gentleman.
That's right.
They do still exist!
Absolutely.
Your boyfriend is one of them.
Yeah, Matty's the greatest gentleman.
He is, he's great.
He is a gentleman.
But I think people should also open doors for each other.
Exactly!
Oh yeah! Yes.
We have lost like thank yous and pleases and holding open doors.
And holding doors for people who are carrying packages, for people who have baby strollers.
Yes!
That's what I do, too.
Open doors for everybody.
Absolutely.
So, we're perfect.
You mean like baby caca?
Is that what we're talking about here?
Have you done that? Because let me tell you, if you're doing that, I'll do it.
If it makes you look like that.
Bring on the baby caca!
Bring on the baby caca, because if I'll end up looking like Moreno,
bring it on.
I was just- I was just asking a question.
No, nothing weird.
No, I don't put- yeah, I don't put stuff on my face.
I'm perfect.
It's true.
That is true.
That's Lydia.
That's a Lydia answer.
*Strong accent* I am perfect.
Have you seen the show?
Yeah.
It's okay.
It's okay!
Absolutely!
Yes! It's okay!
The only reason I don't do it is 'cause I actually
enjoy going to the concession stand and buying popcorn and candy, I swear to God.
I really enjoy that but I ain't got no problem-
It's hard to bring in hot dogs because you then smell like a hot dog.
Yeah, that's true
And they'll find you out.
I basically bring in a rolly bag
and just open it up and start passing it out to people in the movie theater.
I think it is more than okay.
Yeah.
That they're noisy!
What?! How dare they!
And they're loud!
What?!
And they speak over each other!
Listen, listen!
Are we loud?! Are we sexy?!
We are!
Some stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason.
We're loud and sexy people! We can't help it!
That's right!
However-
Ok
I think what that does is it limits how smart we are.
And we're very smart.
It doesn't limit how smart we are, it limits the perception.
Yes, there you go.
You're right.
From Moreno's lips.
Yes.
I don't know.
Never.
That's like if people want to give you something, it's always weird when people are like
"Please, no gifts no gifts"
And they get so upset, y'know?
I get it, but if somebody wants to give you something,
it's like it's from their heart. It's okay!
No big deal.
But I have a good solution too because they know, because they go to my parties-
What you do is you ask everyone to bring a gift for a needy child.
That's lovely.
And that's what they do and you know what? It makes everyone feel good
And then I have a huge bundle of stuff to take to
children in homes.
Listen...
Is this a serious question?
This is a serious question because-
Are you gonna cry? I mean, what's going on here?
Rita, if my mother sees me
with a bare foot in my house-
That's right! That's right, your mom.
But those are chancletas, not shoes.
No no no- she's saying no shoes!
If I walked around barefoot in my house and my mother walked in, she would think-
But chancletas are different.
Chancletas are shoes!
I don't know why I feel like they're different than shoes.
We should explain something-
You take your shoes off and you put chancletas on.
Chancletas are like a flip flop.
Chancletas, folks, are slippers.
But that's not barefoot, if you were walking barefoot in your house-
Yeah, I never do, I always wear chancletas.
I can tell you how annoying that is when you have to take off your shoes
when you have a beautiful outfit on,
and you gotta take your shoes off!
Especially when you're like small.
You're suddenly five inches shorter.
I hate it!
That's a terrible rule!
I mean the answer to that one is, when they say would you take off your shoes say no.
What else do you wanna know?
You know, I can't believe that some people do not share recipes.
I asked someone once, I asked someone once, I said
"Man! This is so delicious!
May I have the recipe?" and she said no!
I said "What? I can't have your recipe?" and then she got embarrassed and I just really pushed her hard.
I said "Well, why? What are you afraid of, are you jealous?"
I said "You should be proud that someone wants to know how this is made!"
I can't believe! But there are people like that.
Lots of people.
There are!
I share recipes all the time.
Me too!
Yeah.
The thing is, do they want our recipes?
Yes, they do.
They want it.
Okay, okay thank you.
Well, obviously not.
I mean look at us on One Day at a Time.
So it's uh, it's not always a good thing,
but ours is a great thing!
And that's the good word, a "great" thing.
Yeah
And this is, this is important to mention,
that it has a great deal to do with this astonishing woman who writes it.
Along with a person named Mike Royce.
Michael Royce.
Yes!
We gotta give love to Mike Royce.
Always, we love Mike Royce.
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