-Congrats, by the way,
on the new Marvel chapter in your life.
[ Cheers and applause ] -Oh, thank you.
Mysterio. -They know.
Dude, it was a big deal when the trailer came out.
You're gonna be Mysterio in the new "Spider-Man."
-Yes. -And I was psyched about that.
And I saw that Ryan Reynolds, our pal, posted a --
I'm gonna cross this out
'cause there was a couple dirty words.
You can't see it. -Oh, wow.
-Ryan Reynolds posted a photo of you and Hugh Jackman
at a holiday party.
-That's Photoshopped. We weren't actually together.
[ Laughter ]
-And it said, "These dudes said it was a sweater party."
So, you -- [ Laughter ]
Yeah. I think it's the greatest photo -- greatest reaction.
I just loved that. And I thought it was great.
So then, you finally joined Instagram.
-Yeah. -You, what -- I mean --
[ Cheers and applause ] -You're the last holdout!
-Thank you! I mean --
-You're the last holdout, dude. We've been waiting for you.
-The last person to join Instagram.
-Yes, Instagram's been waiting for you.
-Yeah, I came to the conclusion
that nobody cares about anything anymore,
so I should join Instagram. [ Laughter ]
-No, people -- They care. -Oh, they do?
-Yeah. That's why they join Instagram.
-Oh, yeah, no. -They care about everybody.
-I'm not even sure if I'm on Instagram.
-You're definitely on. -I am?
-I've seen you on Instagram. -No, I'm on Instagram.
-Yeah, you are. -I'm on Instagram.
-Well, you took that photo -- That was that photo.
And then, you took -- You Photoshopped that photo.
And then, you, Deadpool, you're on Wolverine --
Is that bubble boy? -Yes, that is bubble --
[ Laughter ]
And Spider-Man, too, in the corner.
-Yeah, that's Spidey over there in the corner.
-That's Spider-Man in the corner.
That's actually a guy named Bosslogic.
He did that actually.
-Oh, is that who did that for you?
-Yeah, we should give a shout-out to that guy,
'cause I have no artistic skill whatsoever.
There'd be no possibility that I could pull that off.
-Bosslogic? -Bosslogic, yeah.
-"Baas" or "Boss"? -I don't know, man.
-I mean, do you know somebody named Bosslogic?
-That's the guy who did that picture --
Bosslogic. "Ba-sla-jik."
-"Ba-sla-jik"? -"Ba-sla-jik."
-His name is "Bas-laji." -"Bas-laji."
-Oh, Bosslogic. -It's Bosslogic.
-Oh, my gosh. Yeah, no, of course.
-He's amazing. -Nikolai Baslajic, yeah.
[ Laughter ] He's a CIA agent.
He's wanted in 30 countries. Yes!
-Baslajica? -Yes, in Baslajica.
Baslajica -- that's where he's from, of course.
But, dude, here's you as Mysterio.
Look at this. You came on the screen,
people went "Whoa!" -Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Oh, and how's -- See what I'm saying, dude?
-Who knew -- Who knew that --
The thing is, is like, those are the actual
green lasers that I shoot out of my hands.
-Yes, I've known that for years.
-That's what I can do, and that's why they hired me.
-And finally, you can put that to good use in a film.
-Yeah, finally! Finally!
-I mean, you play tricks
when you're in movie theaters and stuff.
-When I was a kid, my dad's like,
"What are we gonna do with this kid."
-Laser hands! Oh, my gosh.
And now, here you are in a big-time movie.
-Yeah! It paid off, man.
-How's Tom Holland? -He's great, dude.
-Dude, he's great? -He's awesome.
-Yeah, he's good. -He's the nicest guy.
In the world. -He is.
-I'm super into him as Spider-Man.
-Yeah. But I think it's more fun
what you're doing on Instagram.
You're kind of trolling him a little bit.
-My God. This whole Instagram thing...
You're really into it. -Dude, I'm totally --
-You are obsessed with my Instagram.
-Oh, yes, your Instagram. -[ Laughing ]
Yeah, follow Jake on Instagram, @jakegyllenhaal.
-That's my name. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
I'm surprised you got that name
'cause you weren't on Instagram so long.
Somebody else probably took it.
-I think someone snatched it up pretty early.
-Did you have to buy it from a stranger?
-[ Laughs ] [ Laughter ]
-That said that they were Jake Gyllenhaal?
-No. Someone got it for me.
[ Laughter ]
-Just tell me. -I got friends.
-Was it Baslajic? -Baslajic.
[ Laughter ]
-I don't know about that guy. That guy can do anything.
You want it done, call Baslajic.
-Bosslogic is freaking out right now.
-He will take care of it, man.
He will take care of all of it.
-I had it. Someone had it.
I don't know how he had it, but we had it.
-Well, you have it now. It's @jakegyllenhaal.
And you posted this funny thing, I thought, of Tom Holland.
I think he was just doing an interview.
You took all the vocals -- all the audio
out of his interview, added this weird music.
Just watch.
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[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
-Oh! -Yeah.
-He's just...amazing.
[ Laughter ]
-He's just dreamy. -He just is.