(Three Gunshots)
Matt: Joel, so sorry! man I
Joel: it's okay, it's okay
Matt: Just...
[Joel coughing]
Matt: God
(Message noise)
Matt: the fuck?
Nathan: whats up?
Matt: nothing, i'm just trying to finish editing this short that we already shot,
and Joel just keeps trying to send me notes about the script.
Every time, I tell him, "Dude, we already shot this.
Note time's over."
Nathan: Well, what were the notes?
Matt: I don't know; I didn't read them.
[suspenseful music]
[phone rings]
Matt: Just... tell him I'm not here.
Nathan: Hello?
Hey Joel! Uhh...no he's not here right now.
Uhh...okay, I'll tell him you have more notes for the script.
Matt: I gotta go get some more coffee, do you want anything?
Matt: Jeez
Joel: Yeah, funny; I just called.
Joel: Nathan said you weren't here.
Matt: Did he? that's, umm..
Joel: I just sent you some notes on the script.
Matt: Uh great. I love... more--more notes.
Joel: Did you read them?
Matt: Uhh no, no usually, i was going to go to lunch
i have to read notes during my lunch hour
to digest my food
and digest the notes at the same time
i.. i gotta go
Matt: Geoff you gotta help me out man, Joel is driving me crazy
[suspenseful music]
Joel: so about those notes
now a good time to talk?
Matt: how did you?
i gotta..
i'll be.. i gotta go
[suspenseful music]
Joel: still have some notes for you
Matt: stop being creepy!
Joel: why don't we leave the radio off, that way i can give you better notes
Joel: Notes!
(train station sounds)
Joel: it's a good idea taking the train
now i can give you your notes
without distractions
hey i still haven't given you the notes!
(Thunder Rumbles)
Matt: hey can i get a beer?
Joel: it's notes time
Matt: quit following me!
Matt: fucking notes!
[phone rings]
Joel: cause i really do have some important notes, Matt.
Matt: No!
Matt: I can't take any more of this!
[gunshots]
Matt: fuck! what have i done?
Matt: Joel! oh my god
Matt: I'm so sorry man i just-- I overreacted!
Joel: it's okay, it's okay
Joel: i just wanted to give you the notes
Matt: tell me what is it!?
Joel: i think the characters should reconcile their differences
in the last scene so that their struggle would seem more meaningful
[cough]
Matt:oh my god thats a great note!
why didn't you tell me this earlier?
i could have like re-written the entire third act
really falling down on the job!
Joel?
Joel: yeah, also needs a twist ending
[neck snapping]
(message noise)
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