Let's start off with a story out
of Georgetown. Starting today.
Boat rides along Georgetown's
historic C in Okinawa.
I'll tell you what,
it's historic in a second.
Have returned after a 10
year hiatus and a multi year
restoration of the canal.
The first boat tours began back in 1971,
when the CNO Canal became a
National Historic park, but in 2011,
the last canal boat was damaged
and could no longer operate.
Now, if you want to travel to Venice
but you got DC circulator money,
this is your moment.
Now the canal was built in the
mid 1800s and the hour long tours
cost between $10 and $20 fellas.
That is potential cheap date alert.
The people on this boat are not
going to sing to your girl like
the dude on the gondola in Italy.
But this is still a very romantic night out.
Just hope and pray that she doesn't get
hungry because dinner and Georgetown
is the opposite of cheap now normally.
I wouldn't put my trust in a
boat that relies on sticks,
but they spent years getting this
thing ready, so it's probably fine,
at least for now.
Plus, if anything happens,
you could just hop out the side and
climb back up to the Nike store,
or to clydes.
As long as the tour includes
the spot where the dockless bike
was left back in 2018,
I am all in because living history
is priceless and the doctor's like
for me is why. It's the story.
We're headed to Navy Yard for
this next story where a DC.
Edit user captured video of a
car driving on the sidewalk at
night in Navy Yard.
Now
this Joker even used the crosswalk
like a whole pedestrian,
then had the nerve to
use a turn signal. Don't
get courteous now, don't get courteous now.
Lives have been in danger. This whole car
ride but now now all of a sudden
you want to obey traffic laws.
Now it's too dark to see the tags, but.
What do you think this drive is?
From it just out of curiosity,
any suggestions in the room,
anything, anything?
I'm getting a lot of Delaware.
I'm doing an informal social media poll
so you guys send that into me because
we're going to get to the bottom of this.
This driver's blood alcohol
level has to be at Hennessy.
Even bad drivers aren't this bad.
There has to be some kind of
substance responsible for this.
I refuse to believe that anybody
this terrible got behind the wheel
and did all of this on their own.
Now I picked this next story because
technology is always full of surprises.
SNAP has introduced a new flying
camera called Pixie, a mini.
Drone that can take selfies
and video for you now?
How can anything be this cute and
this creepy at the exact same time?
Cutting edge tech and narcissism
have officially converged Pixie,
by the way, is selling for about $230,
which sounded expensive for a little
camera before I remember that it can fly,
I guess that's the deal when
it comes to drone prices.
The couple in the video, by the way,
look like they're annoyed by the
buzzing camera that's following them.
Are people still using Snapchat?
I don't know about that.
Never got on that. They must be.
If the company is inventing transformer
robots for their user base.
Ross, you want Snapchat?
That's that's a no.
From Ross.
Let's take a trip to Arkansas
for our last story.
This sounds like satire,
but unfortunately this one's all too real.
A Juneteenth soul food festival in market,
and I put that in parentheses and
Little Rock AR has been canceled
after a promotional image featuring
a lineup of all white featured
hosts was leaked and was mocked
relentlessly on social media.
Now Juneteenth has only been a
federal holiday for one year,
and
folks already trying to gentrify it.
Nobody's going to trust the soul food.
This event just unseasoned chicken,
potato salad with raisins.
They went from Kool Aid to kombucha.
Look at Rex, Heather, and David.
They just look like they just got
through flipping properties in
the up and coming neighborhood.
I wouldn't invite any of them to the cookout,
let alone let them host the whole cook out.
Even if they mean, well,
ain't nobody going to trust this event.
This looks like a trap hole tap.
Spider Sense is on high alert right now.
This event is going to raise people's
blood pressure more than that.
Soul food would have black people have.
And so just go ahead and have your
own barbecues so you won't end
up invited to the one hosted by
Tucker Carlson's my favorite story.
It would have been the CNO Canal,
but I couldn't get a photo of my bike.
I blame you, producer Adam.
You know better.
So, it's gotta be unseasoned,
Juneteenth lift every voice and
sing some Ed Sheeran songs.
That poster looks like a dream deferred.