>> Greg: THEY BLOCKED THE
ROADS AND TOOK OFF WITH LOADS.
SO WHY WAIT FOR AN EARTHQUAKE
WHEN THEY CAN TAKE TAKE AND
TAKE?
THEY STORE EVERYTHING IN PLAIN
VIEW.
SEVERAL HIGH-END STORES ALLUDED
THIS WEEKEND AND 25 CARS PULLED
UP AT NORDSTROM WHERE 80 PEOPLE
RAN IN AND GRAB MERCHANDISE AND
FLED.
ONLY A FEW ARRESTED AND A BUNCH
OF THESE RANSACKED UNION SQUARE
WITH LOUIS VUITTON,
BLOOMINGDALE’S.
I GIVE HIM CREDIT FOR HAVING
GREAT TASTE.
THEY WOULDN’T BE CAUGHT DEAD BY
OLD NAVY.
OF COURSE, LIKE THIS IS MORE
COMMON SENSE CHARGES OF $950 OR
LESS WERE LOWERED TO
MISDEMEANORS IN 2014 BUT GOD
FORBID YOU GO INTO A RESTAURANT
WITHOUT WEARING A MASK AND THEY
CALL A FIRING SQUAD.
GOOD NEWS SAN FRANCISCO’S MOST
PROLIFIC SHOPLIFTER WAS CHARGED
AFTER STEALING $40,000 WORTH OF
STUFF FROM THE SAME TARGET STORE
OVER THE COURSE OF 120 DAYS.
THEY PUT HER PICTURE ON THE WALL
AND SHE STOLE THAT TOO.
[LAUGHTER]
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, KUDOS TO HER
FOR ALWAYS REUSING HER OWN BAG.
HER ARREST ONLY HAPPENED AFTER
TARGET DEMAND THAT THE DISTRICT
ATTORNEY LAUNCH AN
INVESTIGATION.
CALIFORNIA D.A. WORK LESS THAN
MAYOR PETE.
IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S IT
CHECK OUT LOCAL INTERVIEW WITH
MEDIA AFTER LAST SHOPPING SPREE.
>> TONIGHT ON THE CHEST NEWS
NETWORK.
>> THE CHEST NEWS NETWORK WE ARE
HOPING TO RUN INTO RECENTLY
CROWNED MOST PROLIFIC SHOPLIFTER
IN SAN FRANCISCO.
HERE SHE IS COMING HERE SHE HAS
COME, TIM HIM HOW DID YOU STEAL
$40,000 WORTH OF MERCHANDISE?
>> ONE STORE AT A TIME AND
EVERYDAY I STOLE 110%.
>> IN A SHOUT OUT?
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE EYE
SAN FRANCISCO FOR BEING TOTALLY
USELESS AND THE OTHERS FOR THEIR
OWN DAMN BUSINESS AND MY MOM FOR
A BLIGHT ON SOCIETY.
HIGH MATT, MOM.
>> WHAT IS NEXT FOR YOU?
DOES NEED A WRITTEN END.
>> FOR THE RIDE?
NO, [BLEEP].
>> A TRUE PARASITE ON WHAT
BETTER WAY TO KICK OFF THIS WEEK
OF THANKSGIVING.
BACK TO YOU.
>> Greg: THANK YOU.
[APPLAUSE]
SEAN, WHAT WORRIES ME, THIS IS A
PRETTY EFFECTIVE SCHOOL.
THEY GOT AWAY WITH IT.
THEY TOOK A LOT OF STUFF.
IT’S LIKE MY FEEL LIKE IT WILL
BE HAPPENING AGAIN AND AGAIN
UNTIL WE FIGURE IT OUT, UNTIL WE
REGAIN HOW WE DO POLICING.
>> THIS TARGET SHOPPER 120 TIMES
IN ONE YEAR, THAT IS TWICE A
WEEK.
IN THE D.A. DOESN’T DO ANYTHING.
THE LIBERALS ARE ELECTING THE
ROLE D.A. SO THE D.A. OF
SAN FRANCISCO PACING BO DEAN AND
HIS PARENTS PART OF THE
UNDERGROUND AND BEL AIR RAISED
HIM AND ALL THE PEOPLE IN
SAN FRANCISCO WERE LIKE LISTEN,
WE LOVE HERE LATE ON CRIME AND
TO EVERYONE IN THE COMMUNITY.
YOU SEE GROCERY STORES AND OTHER
STORES LEAVING THE CITY AND THEY
CAN’T SHOP ANYWHERE.
SO I THINK THE RECALL, THE
VOTERS ARE GOING TO GO, NO BACK
TO LAW AND ORDER WITH PRO,
THOUGH MAC PRO PROSECUTORS.
>> Greg: I DON’T KNOW,
NORDSTROM’S, THAT IS LIKE
LIBERAL RICH.
SO WHEN IT STARTS COMING TO
THEIR HOUSE, WILL THEY CHANGE
THEIR MINDS?
>> I THINK THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE
SEEING IN THEIR COMMUNITY,
PEOPLE PAIRING PRIVATE SECURITY
IN THEIR COMMUNITIES AND
NEIGHBORHOODS AND NOT WALKING
DOWN THE STREET ANYMORE THINKING
THEY HAVE TO DRIVE TO GO, YOU
KNOW, QUARTER OF A MILE DOWN THE
ROAD.
WORSE THAN ALL OF THE
SHOPLIFTING AND ALL OF THE
LOOTING, THE D.A. IS NOT
CHARGING DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
OFFENDERS.
AT THE SAME RATE OR THE SAME
RATE THEY SHOULD BE CHARGED AND
IT’S LEADING TO PEOPLE GETTING
HURT.
ONE SPECIFIC CASE THE LOSS OF A
CHILD LIFE AT THE HANDS OF HIS
FATHER, THE ABUSER.
THE D.A. GAVE SOME LAME EXCUSE
ABOUT I DIDN’T THINK THAT I
COULD DO.
I HAD POWER TO CHARGE THIS CRIME
BECAUSE THE SPOUSE DIDN’T WANT
TO.
ACTUALLY, NO, IF
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE ABUSER, THIS
IS A CRIME AGAINST THE STATE.
THE STATE HAD THE AUTHORITY AND
POWER AND MUST HOLD THESE
ABUSERS ACCOUNTABLE.
THE D.A.’S FAILING TO DO WITH.
>> Greg: THAT IS FAR WORSE
THAN SHOPLIFTING, THAT IS FOR
SURE.
WHY DO YOU THINK, TYRUS?
IT IS YOUR STORE --
>> IT’S MY STORE?
>> Greg: IT IS YOUR STORE.
>> WE ARE NOT GOING TO TALK
ABOUT IT BECAUSE I WOULD BE IN
JAIL FOR HOMICIDE.
[LAUGHTER]
PRICE CHECK THIS --
I HAD TO THINK OF SOMETHING
BECAUSE YOU HAD ME FOLLOW THAT,
NICE TRY, GUTFELD BUT I’M STILL
QUICK.
THEY RUN THE DINNER BELL AND NOW
WE ARE SEEING ORGANIZED CRIME.
>> Greg: YEAH.
>> THAT MOB, THEY PLANNED THAT
ON FACEBOOK.
>> EVENT PLANNING.
>> YEAH, KAT, THEY PLANTED
TOGETHER, PUT IT OUT, EFFECTIVE
AND NOW IT’S CAPITALISM.
THEY FLIP IT.
AND WHAT ARE THEY DOING NOW?
IT’S LIKE A PYRAMID SCHEME.
THEY WILL EACH GET FIVE NEW
MEMBERS AND IT WON’T STOP.
AND YOUR OPTIMISM, I LOVE THAT
ABOUT YOU, BUT DEMOCRATS NEVER
ADMIT WHEN THEY ARE WRONG.
AND THE ONLY THING -- AND THEY
NEVER FIRE EACH OTHER.
SO THIS IS THE NEW WORLD WE ARE
LIVING IN.
AS LINES ARE DRAWN, YOU WILL SEE
MORE VIGILANTES.
YOU WILL SEE MORE PEOPLE ENOUGH,
BECAUSE YOU TOOK AWAY THE POLICE
DEPARTMENT AND WATER DOWN THE
LAWS AND EMBOLDENED THE WORST OF
OUR SOCIETY.
>> Greg: YOU KNOW, KAT WALKING
BY THE OFFICE, YOU HAVE A LOT OF
NEW FRAGRANCES.
[LAUGHTER]
YOU MUST HAVE GOT THEM SOMEHOW
ON THE DEAL SOMETIME.
>> I WASN’T THERE, NOBODY SAW ME
THERE.
>> A LOT OF PURSES.
>> NOBODY SAW ME THERE.
IT IS KIND OF ABLE TO PULL THIS
OFF AND I DON’T KNOW WHY THEY
WOULDN’T DO IT AGAIN.
IT WORKS SO WELL.
I DIDN’T THINK OF IT AS A
MARKETING THING.
BUT THEY WILL RECRUIT NEW
PEOPLE.
THAT IS EASIER THAN BEACH BODY
AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO BUY ANY
NEW PRODUCTS.
>> Greg: WHAT IS BEACH BODY?
>> ALL THE MULTILEVEL MARKETING
THINGS.
YOU ARE A NEW MOM AND THAT’S
WHAT THEY TARGET.
YOU ARE A NEW MOM AND WANT TO BE
A CEO, BOSS BABE BUT YOU DO NOT
HAVE TIME 9:00 UNTIL 5:00,
THERE YOU GO.
>> Greg: SO YOU WANT CHEAP,
EXPENSIVE GOODS, BE A LOOTER.
>> I’M SAYING IT WILL BE A BIG
HIT WITH NEW MOMS, YEAH.
>> BECAUSE YOU CAN GET LOOTERS
UNDER YOU.
>> YES!
>> AND YOU CAN BE A LOOT BOSS
AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO GO TO
STORES BUT ONE OF THEM OUT.
THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU CAN GO TO
THE SAME STORY OVER AND OVER
AGAIN SO LITERALLY LITTLE
COMMUNITY AND BUILD UP YOUR
STEAM.
EVENTUALLY, YOU GET A CRIME WAVE
AND GET A PRIVATE JET.
>> AND A CRUISE.
>> AND YOU CAN BE MAYOR.