Well, allow me to address the elephant in the room and
I'm not talking about that Behemoth Braun Strowman.
No, I'm talking about the accusations that in light of my amazing athleticism
last week that my knee injury that prevented me from competing at fast lane.
Was somewhat ilegitimate.
Now, for those people that think that they have no idea about anatomy, physiology,
kinesiology, more specifically adrenaline.
And it was adrenaline in fact,
that gave me enough pain relief to be able to get out of the way,
where I did not further injure myself, so that I can stay focused and
be 100% As I defeat Braun Strowman in the middle of this ring at
Wrestle Mania No guys we've been doing a little homework and getting ready.
And one of the things that I've come to discover.
There's something going way back, you know, I like the step, my opponents, and
I found this one specific thing, very interesting.
And it gave me insight into, let's say young bah, bah, bah brawn.
So allow me, if you will, to take you back, to the fifth grade and
something that I have in my pocket which have given to the truck and
they can throw it up on the truck oil.
This is Braun's report card just take a look at this.
Okay, let's take a look at these things here.
Social Studies D-, Math D-,
English D, a D+ in Gym,
what's the plus come from?
I can't even figure out that one either.
But maybe we're being a little unfair.
Perhaps a letter grade is not exactly what we should be focusing on.
Let's read a couple things from Braun's teachers.
The comments are very important.
From Social Studies, Braun is a disruptive influence on those around him,
often instigating fights with his peers.
That sounds like a bully to me.
Math, Braun has displayed a lack of basic problem solving skills.
I would suggest Braun Strowman be held back a year or two.
>> Surprise.
>> English Braun has fallen behind his classmates, Summer School is a necessity.
One I think we've had many strides in Braun's vocabulary since they're halfway.
No, but really in summation,
I think really a picture is worth 1000 words.
And in summary, if you wouldn't mind please, throwing it up there.
No, this is unrefutable
evidence that Braun Strowman
is intellectually challenged.
>> I think thing I actually feel bad for Braun.
>> Do you? >> No.
>> Big guy, tiny brain.
I know it's cliche but in Braun's case, it's sadly true.
>> That's true you know and everybody knows that of course you guys do and
everyone else that I will outwit Braun in WrestleMania just as
record your get out win him here very shortly.
>> But at the very end of all of this maybe what Braun Strowman truly needs is
just a big old warm hug from all of us, and we'll give it to you there.
Bah.
[SOUND] >> I'm having such an incredibly
difficult time.
[SOUND] Identifying any sense of foundational logic behind
what Shane McMahon continues to do to this man.
Shane McMahon is one of the most intelligent people I know that I have to
correct students intelligence and tiptoe antagonizing the monster men.
That's not a very wise decision.
While Braun Strowman can march into his match against Shane McMahon at
WrestleMania.
Shane McMahon was thrilled to see Braun Strowman out here.
>> You got Jaxson Ryker and Elias by your side,
you got a little protection with you.
>> Braun Strowman takes the ring first before
he gets to WrestleMania he's got a handle
Elias his follower Jackson Riker next