Oh, this little packet that we're in.
Don't you love this?
Is this the first day?
This is the first time, yeah.
Well, I love this blue- It's nice, huh?
Blue-velvet purse that we're in, you know.
It's like a sex panic room.
What? What?
I dunno.
Sex panic? With microphones.
Have you ever been in a sex panic?
Wait, what's a sex...
Yeah, I have been in a sex panic myself.
(Sona laughing)
See, that's the problem, that's why I envy you, is-
I'm dying! (Sona and Conan laughing)
I don't think Jeff would ever be in a sex panic.
Jeff Goldblum would never be in a sex panic.
I am in a constant...
Even when there's nothing sexual happening,
I'm in a sex panic.
I'm constantly in my own head.
But he's the antidote 'cause he could be a sex calm.
Like a sex balm to your sex panic.
Yes, yes.
A sex whisperer.
Yes, sex whisperer. A sex whisperer.
♪ Sex bomb, sex bomb ♪
Who did that song?
♪ Sex Bomb ♪
It wasn't balm, but it was bomb.
Oh yeah.
♪ Sex Bomb ♪
Was it B-52s?
No, it was a big hit in Europe, particularly,
during these couple years that I remember.
♪ Sex Bomb, sex bomb ♪
You only remember a couple of years?
I think we got it coming.
No, when it was a hit.
He's looking it up.
When it was a hit, I was in Europe making a movie,
and it was on all the time.
But I don't think it made its way across the pond.
I don't think it did either.
It doesn't sound familiar. Sex bomb, sex bomb.
And there was a video.
I'll give you a clue, that same singer.
♪ It's not unusual ♪
Oh, Tom Jones? Oh yeah, that's right.
Tom Jones. Tom Jones, exactly.
What James Bond-
"Thunderball"!
Oh, yeah.
You have a James Bond question.
♪ Sha shay okay huh huh ♪
♪ Sha kay kay kay kay kay ♪
♪ He only ♪
♪ And they call him ♪
Thunderball.
♪ And they strike strikes like Thunderball ♪
I love that.
Do you know that Johnny Cash
did a rejected "Thunderball" theme song?
I didn't not know that. Did not know that, wow.
He, unsolicited, sent it to them,
and they went, "We never asked for this."
It was not that song?
It was his own song? It was his own song.
Can I say something, and this is to be,
'cause I know a lot about Johnny Cash, I revere him.
He sent in a lot of unsolicited songs.
Interesting.
He was constantly sending in like Purell Shampoo,
Alpo dog food. What?
He was constantly, yeah.
He was constantly sending in,
"I've got a different way you could go with that song."
Purina Cat Chow.
♪ Chow, chow chow ♪
I can't even. Not true.
I believed you for a second,
and now I feel really dumb. I did, too. I did too.
I was like, "Oh, you're kidding."
♪ The best part of waking up ♪
♪ Is Lipton in your cup ♪
You know that single? No!
Johnny Cash first sent it in.
And he did it in that Johnny Cash way.
Yeah, he first sang that song.
♪ Look sharp da da da da da ♪
♪ Feel sharp da da da da da ♪
Yes!
♪ Be sharp da da da da da da ♪
♪ Ring of burning fire ♪
♪ Ring of ♪
♪ Down, down, down a burning ring of fire ♪
♪ I'm stuck on Band-aids ♪
♪ 'Cause Band-aids stuck on me ♪
He did the Oscar Mayer song.
Sounds really good. Da!
♪ My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R ♪
(Sona laughing)
♪ My bologna has a second name ♪
Oh, and you know what, I mean-
No, no, no!
Wasn't that-
You know what the sad...
Last thing he did before he passed away
was the Kars4Kids jingle.
Oh, man.
I don't know that jingle.
Sing it. Is it?
♪ 1-800 Kars 4 Kids ♪
Something like that.
1-877. Oh, that.
Okay, yeah.
No, but I think the Oscar Mayer thing was.
♪ I'd like to be an Oscar Mayer Wiener ♪
♪ Oh, I'd like to be an Oscar Mayer Wiener ♪
(Jeff scatting)
No, it's.
♪ I'd like to be an Oscar Mayer Wiener ♪
♪ That is what I'd really like to be ♪
♪ I'd like to be an Oscar Mayer ♪
♪ 'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener ♪
♪ All the kids would be in love with me ♪
Yeah. Yes.
♪ I fell into a burn ring of fire ♪
Yeah. (Matt and Sona laughing)
Just so you know, to be fair, that most jingles
that you love were written by Johnny Cash.
That's true. Unsolicited.
He would just send 'em in.
♪ Aflac ♪
But he did do the "Thunderball".
This is how we got started.
Dropping mental breadcrumbs.
He did send in the- He did.
And it sounds like a typical Johnny Cash song
except it has kind of like John Barry horns in it.
It's really something.
I love that.
I loved that "Thunderball".
I was right at the right age for that.
'Cause I'd consumed "Dr. No", "From Russia With Love".
"Goldfinger".
I was so ready for "Thunderball".
Boy, that was great.
Is he your favorite Bond of all time?
Ahhhh-
I'm gonna say for me it's Sean Connery
but Daniel Craig- That's exactly-
Is right there with him.
And I thought no one could do that.
I thought no one could.
Sean Connery was so incredible.
Fantastic.
When he peaked, when he went to the summit of the Alps,
after "Thunderball", I think,
nothing against Sean Connery or those movies-
Yeah.
It started to-
He was phoning it in a bit,
Wither, yeah.
And by the time he got to Jill St. John and-
"Diamonds are Forever".
"Diamonds Are Forever".
Eh, you know, not my favorite.
Can I just say I've never been happier
in my life right now?
I know, this is right up your alley.
I'll tell you this, Matt Gourley is a Bond fanatic
and a huge Jeff Goldblum fan.
Now he's in a room.
They've both come together
and he's having an nocturnal emission.
Oh my God.
There's so many emissions happening.
A diurnal emission all day long here.
This is really- A what?
Yeah.
The what? Diurnal?
Diurnal?
Oh, is that the daytime?
The Diurnal? That's the opposite?
I believe so.
♪ Di-Diurnal, Di-Diurnal, Diurnal, Diurnal, Diurnal ♪
I believe I know that song.
Johnny Cash first sent that in.
Okay, listen, you have- (Sona laughing)
He submitted all my bar mitzvah song.
(sings in Hebrew).
♪ I fell into a burning ring of ♪
It's becoming more Elvis.
It's becoming more Elvis than Johnny Cash.
I never said I was the perfect, you know.