>> OKAY, THIS FIRST HEADLINE COMES FROM THE DAILY MAIL AND IT
READS ASTRONAUTS MAKE PRANK CALLS FROM SPACEX'S DRAGON
CAPSULE.
THAT WAS THE HEADLINE.
THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ 200 PIZZAS SENT TO
INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION.
I COULD READ THAT BETTER.
I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, I'M QUITE DRUNK.
>> BRAVO.
>> James: I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN DRUNKING SINCE MONDAY.
WE WON'T DO IT AGAIN, LOOK AT THIS, THERE WE GO.
>> ALL RIGHT.
HERE'S ONE FROM "U.S.A. TODAY."
THIS SAID SPORTS CHANGE BRONCO-- FORD CHANGED BLONGO
RELEASE DATE SO IT WOULDN'T FALL ON O.J. SIMPSON'S BIRTHDAY.
THAT WAS THE HEADLINE.
THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE SAID IF THE DATE DOESN'T FIT,
YOU MUST OMIT.
>> HERE'S ONE FROM CNN, AND IT READS RARE BLUE LOBSTER FOUND IN
TANK AT RED LOBSTER.
THAT WAS THE HEADLINE.
THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE SAID DEAD LOBSTER.
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE FROM THE HUFF HUFFING TOB POST AND IT READS,
MAN CAUGHT ON CAMERA STEALING THREE FOOT FOUR POUND SEX TOY
CALLED MOBY.
THAT IS THE HEADLINE.
THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ OH TRAVELING SO HIGH.
>> I MISS MOBY A LITTLE BIT.
>> Reggie: I WILL TEXT HIM RIGHT NOW.
>> James: NO, YOU DON'T KNOW MOBY.
REG, ARE YOU FOR REAL?
>> Reggie: YEAH.
>> James: FACE TIME HIM, FACE TIME MOBY NOW AND SAY-- I DON'T
KNOW WHAT YOU WILL SAY, I WILL STEP OUT.
TO BE HONEST, I WILL LEAVE THIS.
>> Reggie: OH, I WILL KEEP TRYING HIM.
>> James: WE SHOULD SND MOBY A TEXT.
SAY MOBY, I MISS YOU, MAN.
LET'S ME AND YOU GET TOGETHER SOON AND HANG LIKE THE OLD DAYS.
>> Reggie: OKAY.
>> James: AND THEN PUT AN EMOJI AND THEN PUT WAIT, I GUESS
I SHOULDN'T SEND AN EMOJI T SHOULD BE AN E-MOBY AND THEN A
CRYING FACE LAUGHING.
WHAT WAS THAT LINE?
>> TEXT HIM-- .
>> James: WHAT?
SHUT UP.
I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS SOMETHING WE CAN TALK ABOUT ON
THE SHOW S IT?
>> I DATED-- .
>> James: NO, DID YOU NOT.
CAN I NOT BELIEVE A JOKE FROM HONEST HEADLINES HAS LED US DOWN
THIS PATH.
WHEN DID YOU DATE MOBY.
>> EIGHT OR NINE YEARS AGO BEFORE I MET MY HUSBAND.
>> James: HOW LONG DID YOU DATE HIM FOR?
>> LIKE A COUPLE OF MONTHS.
I DON'T KNOW.
HE IS A FRIEND.
HE'S LOVELY, HE'S REALLY NICE.
>> James: YOU CAN TELL WHILE I'M DOING THIS I HAVEN'T TALKED
TO ANYONE THIS 24 HOURS?
>> Reggie: IT'S ALL GREAT.
>> James: IT'S LESS OF A SHOW AND MORE OF A CONNECTION PROGRAM
FOR ME.
>> Reggie: HE'S BUBBLING, MOBY IS BUBBLING SCWZ IS HE NOT
BUBBLING.
>> Reggie: HE'S BUBBLING SCWZ DON'T TELL US HE IS BUBBLY.
> Reggie: HE'S BUBBLY.
>> James: I'M GOING TO CARRY ON.
>> IT IS STILL BUBBLING.
I WILL LET YOU KNOW.
>> James: HERE IS ONE FROM ABC NEWS MAN FEUNED FOR FASTING FOR
FULL INTENT AT POLICE THAT IS THE HEADLINE THE HONEST HEADLINE
SHOULD HAVE READ MAN LOSES RIGHTS TO REMAIN SILENT BUT
DEADLY.
ANY NEWS ON MOBY REG?
>> Reggie: YEAH, I GOT THE MOBBY, THE MOBY DUDE.
HE SAYS HA HA HA HA, HEY, HI.
I AM FINISHING UP A RECORD AND I'M IN THE STUDIO WITH MY
TERRIBLE RECEPTION.
>> James: NOTHING ABOUT THE EMOJI?
>> TO BE HONEST, I DIDN'T TEXT THAT.
BUT I'M GOING TO RIGHT NOW.
>> James: AND TELL HIM I MISS HIM.
>> HE SAYS-- .
>> James: PERFECT, BLESS YOU MOBY, GIVING US SO MUCH JOY ON
THE SHOW TONIGHT.
LET'S HAVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR MOBY.
(APPLAUSE) THAT WAS HONEST HEADLINES WITH
MOBY, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JOHN DAVID WASHINGTON,
EVERYBODY.