- Ask away, fruit-lovers!
This food's in the mood to answer ya, dude.
Hahaha!
- [VO Guy] Hey, Orange!
a dragonfruit is destroying the kitchen!
(fire crackling)
- HEY! HEY YOU!
No! NNNNO!
YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!
- Way to go, Orange.
I'm impressed.
- Destroying the kitchen is MY job.
How 'bout a light? (laughs)
(Pear screams)
(kitchen explodes)
- [VO Guy] It's time for Ask Orange.
Is it spring?
- Yeah, actually.
See the spring season technically begins on-
- [VO Guy] No, SPRING!
- What the-
(Both scream)
- [VO Guy] Give Pear whatever he wants in life.
- THANK you.
What I want, Orange, is to be left alone.
- As you wish.
- What's this?
- Oh, it's a L.O.N.E.
- A what?
- Like you said, I left you a L.O.N.E.
A loud, obnoxious, noise emulator.
Hahaha!
Oh, almost forgot to turn it on.
(L.O.N.E. makes loud noise) - AAAAAARGHHH!!!!
- [VO Guy] Hey, Orange!
Every time you blink, little Apple will grow 90 feet.
- Do it, Orange.
I need this.
Blink! Dang it.
(Orange struggles)
- Oh god.
- Blink!
Blink!
BLIIIIINK!!!
- I-
- Yes?
Yes, it's finally gonna happen!
- Can't hold out any longer.
- Alright, okay.
I feel something happening.
Oh man, here we go!
Oh man! Ohmanohmanohmanoh-
(bubble sounds)
What the-?
THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT, YOU GUYS!
- Whoa!
I've seen a millipede, but never a MINIpede.
Hahaha!
- ORANGE!
- [VO Guy] Say, "Hi, Adrian!"
- Hi, Adrian!
- [VO Guy] Are you in love with Passion Fruit?
- (stammering) The what?
How clear can I be about this, people?
I am absolutely, positively,
no, not, no, no, no way in love with Passion!
I'm not, I'm not in love with Passion!
No more questions!
AHHHHH!
- [VO Guy] Hey, Orange!
Call Optimus Prime.
(phone ringing)
- Hello. - Hey!
Gimme same day delivery. Gimme gimme.
- What?
- Gimme same delivery, Amazon Prime!
- Ah, I believe you have the wrong-
- Alexa, make him gimme same day delivery!
- This
Alexa
is not here.
- ALEXA! Make him gimme same day shipping!
- I AM NOT AMAZON PRIME!
- No kiddin'.
You sound more like Amazon GRIME.
Hahaha!
- Ugh. Perhaps you should take your business elsewhere.
- That's what I'll do!
- I hear good things about your competitor, Optimus Prime.
I'll call him right now!
- Wait- (phone dialing sound)
(phone ringing) (Optimus Prime sighs)
- [VO Guy] Drop 10 million Legos on Pear's head.
- Here we go again.
- Not so fast, Pear. (record scratching sound)
There's something else you should see first.
- [VO Guy] Why can't Pear just move
when he gets things dropped on him?
- Huh.
Well, that's actually a really good idea!
(Legos crashing)
Hahaha! Yeah, I did it!
I cracked the code!
And it's all thanks to you for suggesting
that I move over here.
Right onto this
ominous
red X. (record scratching sound)
NOOOOOOO!!! (metals crashing)
- [VO Guy] You are the impostor!
- Huh?
AHH! (door slides open)
- Whoa! This is actually really cool.
I'm over the moon!
Hahaha!
- Really? We gotta hang out with this guy now?
Woohoo! New friends!
I'll send you an invite on my SPACEbook account. Hahaha!
- Yeah, this isn't gonna work out.
Send him back, Greg.
- Yo, you some o' this, Greg?
Go on. COMET me, bro!
Hahaha--aaaaaaah! (spaceship smacks Orange)
- Ahh, much better.
- Agreed.
It's nice to have our space back.
Heh heh heh.
- Not you too, Carl!
- [VO Guy] Surprise unicorn!
- Yayyy! I'm so excited!
- Unicorns are so cute.
- This is gonna be great.
- Where's the unicorn?
I can't wait!
- You know what my favorite thing about unicorns is?
Okay, it's hard to narrow down to just one but-
(unicorn neighing) - AAAAAAAUGH!!!
(Everyone shrieking)
- Whoa!
Shish kebab is hittin' the fan!
- [VO Guy] Is your tooth wobbling?
- Look at that.
You speak the TOOTH!
Hahaha!
- Psst.
Hey.
- Um, hello strange man.
- Yo, whatcha gonna do with that tooth after it falls out?
- What do you care?
You the Tooth Fairy of something?
- No way, man. I'm Tooth Larry.
You should give ME that tooth, not the Tooth Fairy.
- Tooth Larry?
- That's right.
C'mon, gimme that tooth.
- What are you gonna do with it?
Why do you want it so bad?
- Yo, what's with all the questions, eh?
Look, I'm gonna do with it what I do with it.
That's all you need to know.
- Um, I don't really wanna give you my tooth.
- Gimme your tooth!
- I said no, Tooth Larry!
- Yes!
- No!
- Yes!
- No! - I'm Tooth Larry!
- [VO Guy] Hey, Orange!
Is that the end?
- Yeah, I guess it's about time we wrapped up this episo-
- No,
END!
- Huh? (record scratching sound)
Whoa!
I REAR-y didn't expect that.
Hahaha!
- Orange, stop making jokes.
It's headed straight for that TNT detonator!
- Silly Pear, just move it to the side.
- Oh right!
I forgot.
Phew. Quick thinking, Orange.
The detonator's all safe and sound over there
on that huge red X. (tense music)
NOOOOO! - Hahahaha!
(kitchen explodes)
(outro music plays)