So if I were in Nashville at a bachelorette party, the only word I can think of is basic.
Howdy cowgirls, it's Calli here and I'm telling you to go to Nashville for your bachelorette party.
Yeehaw!
Hey I'm Blake and I think New Orleans, NOLA, Nawlins, is the best place to have a bachelorette party.
Nashville's the place to be!
Hence why New Orleans is the best place to have your bachelorette party
because you don't have to deal with "Howdy, cowgirls."
Nashville has everything that you need for a bachelorette party.
Mhm.
You've got it all.
You have the street full of bars, you have the bars off that main street
you have dancing, you have live music, you have multiple floors and multiple rooms of bands and djs and rooftops.
You have it all!
Pretty much it's mostly country.
Yeah, they definitely have country, but especially the rooftop bars they have djs for pop, rap, R&B.
Well rooftops, do your rooftops have ziplines that go from one side of Bourbon Street to the other?
You don't even have to go down stairs, across the street and up.
They don't even make you climb steps in New Orleans, they just ZIP.
Yeah because you're face planted in a bowl of pee on the floor.
It is allowed. It is allowed on Bourbon Street.
There's a little bit more freedom in New Orleans.
You have a little bit more of debauchery.
You don't go on a bachelorette party to be your most behaved.
But if you go during a bachelorette party, you're mainly gonna be stuck on Bourbon Street.
I think you should go to New Orleans not during a bachelorette party so you can actually explore the city
see all the food, see all the history.
Don't go during a bachelorette party, go somewhere like Nashville
where you have all the good things you want, but it's a little more casual.
And you can just, have a good time.
Nobody wants casual for their bachelorette party.
And you have not just a party, you have a weekend.
Maybe hit up some bars, you go listen to some jazz
then you stay at an awesome hotel, wake up have some brunch at Cafe Dupont, have some beignets.
Nashville's great, I'm a Tennessee girl, I love it.
But, you know, when you want a bachelorette party
you gotta have a little bit more substance and a little bit for everybody.
Does your town have an OG drink, I don't think so!
They can make whatever drink you want, it's a bar!
In New Orleans, they have things called the hand grenades.
They're big and green, they look like a grenade here.
If you don't want a hand grenade, you've got a hurricane, you've got a tsunami.
Last time I checked the only thing Nashville has is a bunch of tornadoes, and I'm not talking drinks, guys.
And if you see somebody holding a hand grenade you want to go to a different part of New Orleans
cuz you are not in the best part that city has to offer!
You're in the smelly, touristy Bourbon Street.
We can flip on over to the high class. The carousel bar.
It's cute, you sit at a bar and it goes around.
That's cute, Nashville has a lot of cute bars, too!
That's just not gonna be what wins.
Nashville, you don't have to just "keep it classy" as you say.
If you've been there, you've seen the tractors and the trolleys and the buses and the trailers.
It's like a parade of bachelorette parties, even when it rains.
It's true.
But what other place can you go enjoy some jazz music and go right next door get you a strawberry daquiri,
then go right next door, if you wanna go to a strip club
then go right next door and have you a delicious, high tootin' flootin' meal.
You can go to the World War 2 museum, love that.
You know you're not gonna do that during a bachelorette party!
Let me tell you what, I'm such a history buff, guys, I'd be like
"Guys everybody sign up, line up, we're going to the World War 2 museum."
That's a beautiful story but we both know
that you're not gonna do that during a bachelorette party.
I don't know what you do during your bachelorette parties but that's what I do.
Mine weren't like that, we're on some kind of pedal tour
we're wearing matching t-shirts
taking a bunch of pictures, like, you know, bachelorette party stuff.
The last bachelorette party I went to in Nashville, these were some of my favorite things we did.
Let's hear it.
I love live music. We spent a whole afternoon just hopping around
eating and going and seeing different live music.
Did you go to Tootsie's?
I know what it is, I just can't remember if we went there.
We went to a lot of places, I actually really liked Blake Shelton's new place.
Old Red?
That sounds like, it's after a dog, I'm sure.
I think so, I mean there's like a dog in the picture.
But that was actually really cool because we had a picture of the groom's face
on like a stick, and the drummer's like hey, throw it up here!
So one of my friends threw the head with the stick on it to the drummer
He like sticks it in his shirt
and starts playing, plays like a few songs
so it looks like the groom's like playing the song
so that was just awesome.
Well, here's the deal. And I love Nashville, it's a great place but
the thing about New Orleans, Nawlins, NOLA
however you guys want to say it
there's just this sense of culture.
We've got cajun food, beignets, crawfish etouffee, jambalaya
you name it, the culture is there.
It's fabulous. And you're right on the coast.
Where's Nashville? Just in the middle of Tennessee.
Exactly, so Nashville is centrally located so maybe a lot of your bridesmaids
live all over the country.
So where's a central easy to get to place for everybody? Nashville.
But you know what, New Orleans.
You don't even need a designated driver for a bachelorette party.
Hey, hey guys!
Uber?!
You just hop on the train and you take a trip down to NOLA and then bring it back
and no one ever has to drive.
In conclusion, there is a reason that Nashville is the bachelorette party capital of the US right now.
It's just a great city and a great place to go for a bachelorette party.
And why is New Orleans the best place to have a bachelorette party?
Let's just wrap it up.
Because it is like the Las Vegas of the South.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
what happens in New Orleans, stays in NOLA.
Okay, guys.
But we all know -
- and we're done.
But we all know, if you're on a bachelorette party
there will be no secrets!
There will be no secrets because your instagram hashtag will show everything.
Nothing will stay anywhere if you're on a bachelorette party.
Hashtag!