What kind of video are you making?
The kind that gets me into The Man-Fans.
The Man-Fans?
It's a club, a bunch of fans of Captain Man.
And Kid Danger, a twelve very old superhero, Captain Man.
- Hmm. - Hmm.
Swellview's very own superhero, Captain Man.
[cheering]
Go, Captain Man!
[cheering]
Oh... and Charlotte.
Look, it's Kid Danger!
[cheering]
I love you, Kid Danger! He's so dreamy.
Oh my God, we love you, Kid Danger!
Spoiler alert, I'm about to spoil you.
Yes! That was the perfect quip.
Yes. Listen, w-we need your help.
I'll do it.
Okay, well, we haven't exactly told you
- what we need you to do. - Don't even care.
We need you to drive out to--
Say no more!
Actually, you need to say a little bit more.
Captain Man, over here.
Great. Now look surprised.
Cool. Now, duck face.
Piper, will you stop?
Captain Man!
Kid Danger!
Ah, who are these children?
Oh, that's just my sis-s-s-s---
...sors, has anybody seen my scissors?
My scissors?
[mumbling]
- No? Okay, it's all good. - Nice save.
We're the Man-Fans.
The official fan club for Captain Man and Kid Danger.
We're verified.
[cheering]
We love you, Kid Danger!
[cheering]
Kid Danger is so hot.
Yeah. You don't want to be saying that.
Alright, I'll do it.
Do what?
Stay here 'til your daddy comes home.
- No way. - Wow, thanks.
Can Kid Danger come stay
- with us, too? - No!
Course you people all know my sidekick.
Kid Danger!
That's right.
We're really excited to show you the Man Cave.
Hi, Captain Man and Kid Danger!
- Well, hello... there. - Hi.
Did we miss it?
- Hmm. - Um.
- Miss? - She, uh...
must've heard about the ♪ Captain Corn Dogs ♪
You guys heard about the corn dogs?
No, we're here to watch Heather Bogart try to steal
the Neil Diamond!
- Wait. W-wait.
H-How do you know she's gonna try and steal it?
She posted a video about it. Here, look.
What's up?
I'm gonna steal the Neil Diamond.
The rock box dump is what people are doing
to help raise money for Kid Danger
and increase awareness of hyper motility.
Oh my God, listen to me, Kid Danger isn't sick, okay?
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
Have you seen the top 11 trending topics?
Yeah, I've seen-- 11?
Piper.
Um, and for the audio I want big speakers
- mounted up right there - Piper!
and right over there.
Excuse me... but it's 7:30 in the morning.
[drilling]
And what is all this?
I told you I have to get this place ready
for 50 people to come here and watch the premiere
of the new Captain Man and Kid Danger cartoon.
I'm so psyched about it.
Who's that chick?
- She's Bianca. - Hi.
The Bianca that got rescued by Kid Danger yesterday?
- Uh-huh. - Oh, my God.
I heard on the news that you and Kid Danger
were dangling by a rope in an elevator shaft.
Yeah, I just gotten laser surgery on my eye--
Yeah, blah blah, tell me about Kid Danger!
Hi, Thumb Buddies!
Hey there, cute thing.
What's up, little princess?
[giggling]
You want us to sign that for ya?
Oh, you want a selfie with us?
You want a t-shirt?
Uh, yeah, sure. Sure to everything!
Hi, Morgan! I'm Piper
and I watch your show all the time!
Actually, we already picked this young man
to be our special guest today, so--
So, when you went to the White House,
you made dinner for the president
and his whole family, and Jasper is family to me!
[choking and coughing]
I am?
Well, duh!
He's at our house all the time. Not enough, but a lot.
[giggling] Well, then, okay, I guess,
ah, if you're hungry, I just made some soup.
- Yeah! No! Great! - W-Whoa, careful, it's way hot!
It's okay, I like the burn.
You're the Chloe from the TV show,
Kids in the Woods?
Yeah, she is but--
And she's Henry's ex girlfriend.
Alright, let's not talk about who dated who.
Chloe, stay right there and don't move.
I got to go get my good camera.
No, Piper, don't get your-- I-I-I can't control her.
Oh my God... Shaun White.
She knows who I am.
You work with Nate?
No... I work with snow.
Dad, this is Shaun White, the greatest snowboarder ever.
I'm, I'm okay.
My brother is Kid Danger... but my brother is gross.
So, Kid Danger is gross?
But I love Kid Danger! So, I love my brother?!
[screaming]