THREE THINGS.
>> James: REGGIE, CAN I GET A NUMBER.
>> Reggie: ONE.
>> James: NUMBER ONE.
HERE IS A SURPRISINGLY BRUSH STORY INVOLVING THE RECENTLY
PROTEST IN THE UNITED STATES.
IT ALL STARTED EARLIER THIS WEEK AFTER SOMEBODY FROM THE UNITED
KINGDOM TWEETED THAT THEY WERE DEAD CHUFFED THAT THE BRAND OF
TEA MAKERS YORKSHIRE TEA HASN'T SUPPORTED BLACK LIVES MATTER.
FIRST OF ALL, I SHOULD EXPLAIN TO ANY NONBRITS WATCHING, IN THE
U.K. IF YOU SAY YOU ARE DEAD CHUFFED, THAT MEANS YOU ARE
HAPPY.
I KNOW YOU THINK IT'S WEIRD, OKAY.
BUT IT ISN'T AS WEIRD AS SAYING HELLA STOKED BRAH, OKAY.
YORKSHIRE TEA RESPONDED TO THIS ANTIBLACK LIVES MATTERS USER
SAYING PLEASE DON'T BUY OUR TREA AGAIN.
WE STAND AGAINST RACISM, BLACK LIVERS MATTER.
BUT THAT WASN'T ALL.
WHEN ANOTHER USE ARE RESPONDED SAYING THIS SUCKS, AND THAT SHE
WOULD NOW BUY THE RIVAL TEA BRAND PG TIPS, PG TIPS TWEETED
YEAH, IT DOES SUCK, PAMELA, IF YOUR BOYCOTTING TEA THAT STANDS
AGAINST RACISM, YOU HAVE TO FIND TWO NEW TEAS HASHTAG BLACK LIVES
MATTER HASHTAG SOLIDARI-TEA.
NOW I KNOW THERE ISN'T MUCH CAFFEINE IN TEA BUT I GUESS
YORKSHIRE TEA AND PG TIPS ARE WOKER THAN WE THOUGHTMENT NOW
TEA SAY HUGE PART OF BRITISH CULTURE SO AS A BRIT I APPLAUD
THESE BRANDS FOR SPEAKING OUT AND I WOULD LIKE TO SUPPORT THEM
WITH A LITTLE MOMENT OF SOLIDARI-TEA.
THE COMPANY TOOK THIS HEAD ON, I'M GLAD THEY DIDN'T CHAI AWAY
FROM IT.
WHEN IT COMES TO DISAVOYING RACISM ISM, THERE ARE NO EARL
GREY AREAS.
THINGS HAVE GONE ON LIKE THIS FOR FAR OOLONG.
THESE ISSUES HAVE BEEN BREWING FOR AWHILE.
NATURALLY, TWITTER MADE A CHAMOMILE OUT OF IT.
THESE TEA COMPANIES ARE TAKING IT SERIOUSLY.
I'M GLAT IT'S NOT JUST LIPTON SERVICE.
HEY, LADY, WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE TEA AND LEAVE.
WHY WASN'T THERE A-- GUILLERMO, WHY WASN'T THERE A RIM SHOT ON
THAT ONE?
I'VE GOT LIKE 25 MORE OF THESE.
>> I'M BETTER THAN THIS, MAN.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, THEN WE WILL MOVE ON.
REGGIE, WHAT IS NEXT.
>> Reggie: TWO.
>> James: INCH TWO.
NOW I KNOW THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE OUT THERE EXCITED TO BET
BACK TO WORK ONCE QUARANTINE FINALLY ENDS BUT I HAD NO IDEA
THE PERSON WHO WOULD BE THE MOST EXCITED WOULD BE A GUY MANAGING
TRAFFIC AT A MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU IN WALES.
♪ RAIN ON ME.
♪ (LAUGHTER).
>> James: I MINE I LOVE HIM.
THAT'S ME THE DAY THAT WE ALL GET TO GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO.
MY HIGH KICKS ARE GOING TO BE LIKE-- REGGIE, GIVE ME ANOTHER
NUMBER.
>> Reggie: THRE THREE.
>> James: YES, FINALLY NUMBER THREE.
WITH EVERYTHING GOING ON IN THE WORLD THERE HAVE BEEN ALL KINDS
OF CALLS FOR REFORM.
AND THERE IS ONE GROUP THAT HAS TAKEN SWIFT ACTION TO MAKE OUR
COUNTRY SAFER.
I'M OF COURSE TALKING ABOUT THE LOONY TUNES.
NOW WITH THE SHOW BEING REBOOTED FOR HBO MAX, PRODUCE ARES HAVE
CONFIRMED THAT IN THE NEW SERIES YOSEMITE SAM AND ELMER FUDD WILL
NO LONGER HAVE THEIR TRADEMARK GUNS MAKING FUDD THE ONLY PERSON
IN AMERICA NAMED ELMER WHO DOESN'T OWN A GUN.
AND THIS MIGHT SHOCK YOU, THIS WILL SHOCK YOU, I GUARANTEE, YOU
WON'T BELIEVE IT, PEOPLE ON TWITTER ARE OUTRAGED.
I KNOW.
ED WHOA THOUGHT, AND THESE ADULTS WHO HAVEN'T WATCHEDDOR
THOUGHT ABOUT LOONY TUNES IN DECADES ARE MAKING THEIR VOICES
HEARD.
ONE PERSON EVEN WROTE TAKING A GUN AWAY FROM ELMER FUDD IS LIKE
TAKING SPINACH AWAY FROM POPEYE.
AND I AGREE.
WE SHOULD ALSO BAND SPINACH.
SO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO, REG, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK ABOUT
THIS?
>> THESE PEOPLE, THEY'RE THE REAL LOONEY TUNES.
YOU GET IT?
JUST SAYING, THESE PEOPLE, THEY'RE THE REAL LOONY TUNES.
I'M ON FIRE.
NOW SINCE LOONEY TUNES IS MKING AN EFFORT TO BE MORE OF THE
TIMES WE THOUGHT WE WOULD MAKE SOME SUGGESTIONS FOR WAYS THAT
THEY CAN UPDATE OTHER CHARACTERS.
THE TASMANIAN DEVIL, FOR EXAMPLE, TRADITIONALLY QUITE AN
ANGRY MAN IS NOW TALKING MORE TIME TO EDUCATE HIMSELF, TALKING
TO FAMILIES, REACHING OUT TO FRIENDS, HE HAS TAKEN UP
MEDITATION AND HE HAS COMPLETELY CHILLED OUT NOW.
HE'S LISTENING FIRST, INSTEAD OF REACTING.
PORKY PIG HAS GOTTEN REALLY INTO SOLE CYCLE AND HIS THIGHS ARE
SUPER JACKED. WILEY COYOTE STILL CHASES THE ROAD RUNNER BUT
ONLY BECAUSE HE WANTS TO TELL HIM ABOUT HIS NEW VEGAN DIET.
DAFFY DUCK NOW PUTS HIS DUCK FACE TO GOD USE AS AN INSTA
INFLUENCER AND FOONLLY PEPE LePEW, ACTUALLY HASN'T CHANGED
OUGHT ALL.
HE LIVES IN CONSTANT FEAR OF BEING SUBJECT OF A NEW YORK
TIMES EXPOSE.
THAT'S RIGHT, YOU CAN HAVE ALL OF THOSE FOR FREE.
THIS HAS BEEN THREE THINGS.
♪ THREE THINGS.