- Hi, I'm Bella.
I'm here today with Buzzfeed.
I'm going to be reading Thirst Tweets.
I'm not ready.
Okay. (laughing)
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I'm a Bella Poarch symph now.
Where do I begin?
Do I buy Bella themed socks or some (beep)?
Bella themed socks, for sure.
Maybe a shirt or something.
Listen, I'm down for Bella Poarch,
and I don't care what anyone thinks.
Her voice is amazing.
She's adorable, and I hope she does well
in her music career.
Aw, this is so sweet.
So nice, thank you.
Not thirsty, but I like that.
What does Bella Poarch feet look like?
It's for a project.
Can someone just sent me a picture, please.
It's for a project.
(cricket chirping)
I'm pretty sure I have a lot of pictures out there
of my feet, but on Instagram, if you look it up, but yeah.
(laughing)
I'd let Bella Poarch run me over several times
just so I can make sure her tires are good to go.
Wow. (tires screeching)
Okay.
I'd let Bella Poarch get me pregnant.
Honestly?
Okay, I do want kids.
(laughing)
So Bella Poarch can have my whole soul and both my kidneys,
if I have two, I don't even know how many I have.
Do you need two?
I think you only need one to survive,
but I can sell your kidney to the black market,
if you want me to.
(laughing)
Mommy, sorry, mommy, sorry, mommy, sorry.
Yes, honey.
Do you want me to make you some breakfast?
(laughing)
Need Bella Poarch to choke me with the metal arm.
(laughing)
There is a picture of me, of LaRay choking me.
But I'm surprised I didn't choke anybody with my metal arm.
Hmm.
I want to eat Bella Porch, respectfully, of course.
Aw, I like that.
It says respectfully.
Put me on a plate.
(laughing)
I would let Bella Poarch sit on my face.
Are you a chair?
Are you a comfy chair?
'Cause I only do comfy chairs.
(laughing)
Bella Poarch, can I lotion your toes please?
(laughing)
Actually, I don't actually,
I don't think I lotion my toes.
So yeah, sure.
Bella Poarch can choke me to death with her thighs,
and I'd be honored to die, to be honest.
I think my thighs are strong enough.
I guess we'll have to see.
(laughing)
Dreamt of falling asleep on Bella Poarch's boobs.
These?
(laughing)
There's nothing really there, but okay.
(laughing)
Bella Poarch, fine as hell.
She need a spit in my mouth.
Ew, that's disgusting.
I'm done.
I need Bella Poarch to crush my balls.
(laughing)
I don't think that's nice for me to do,
but also that's gonna hurt a lot.
But with my platform boots, I feel like I'm so down.
I've never done that to anybody.
So if you're down, just hit me up.
I'll crush your balls.
I would lose a limb
and leash my eyeballs to have sex with Bella Poarch.
(laughing)
No comment on that one.
I'd give up all of my toes,
just for a whiff of Bella Poarch.
Her five-foot ass can choke my six-three ass out,
and I wouldn't even struggle.
You like choking?
I kinda like it too, but.
(laughing)
I'd let you cut me into pieces and eat me, mommy.
It would be my dream to provide you with nutrition
and be able to explore your digestive tract
and leave your body through your anal cavity.
(cricket chirping)
That is so precise, what?
I don't know what to say.
I'm just like, that's insane.
I would suck Bella Poarch's butt like a pacifier.
(laughing)
Like pacifier, suck, suck.
(laughing)
Ew!
I'm not really into butt plugs.
No comment.
I, no.
Yeah, that was a lot of Thirsty Tweets.
I think it started really good,
talking about how my voice was pretty.
I really liked that.
And then it came to a point
where we're talking about butt plugs.
What the?
Okay, it just like escalated quickly.
Thank you Buzzfeed for having me.
Really had fun reading those Thirsty Tweets.
(laughing)
My first EP, Dolls, is out now, so go check that out.
Thank you.
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