(edgy pop music)
- Oh!
- Yeah like, (beep) like scalding.
Oh my God, we kind color coordinate
like, the pink in my shorts,
and the pink in your shorts?
- Oh jeez.
I'm scared, what if I have to pee (laughing)?
I'm not gonna pee in the bath with you, obviously!
- You would pee in the bath with me.
- No, I wouldn't.
I think that's disgusting, I don't even pee in pools,
for the most part.
- What do you mean for the most part?
- Sometimes you just have to pee in a pool.
- I have never peed in a pool or anything.
- That's a God damn lie.
You've definitely peed a (beep) pool, bitch.
- Okay, are you ready for me to apply this mask?
- Yeah, do it well please.
- First of all, how do you even apply a mask poorly?
- Just like, not in all the areas evenly.
- Ooh, it's like, like okay, wait.
- Oh, huh.
Wow.
- Hey.
Yo, so I think I'm gonna get my nipples pierced.
- Okay.
Like both?
- I'm thinking one.
- One? - Well no, I was gonna get two
and then Jake the other day, randomly,
he didn't even know I was getting my nipples pierced.
We were just having a conversation about piercings
and he like, went on this (beep) tangent
about how two nipple piercings is slutty, but one is edgy.
- That what?
Okay. - I know and then I was like
damn, do I just get one, is that bad?
I have been spending so much of my time with Jake lately,
but I don't know where this will be in six months time.
So, honestly I don't know why I'm letting Jake's opinion
affect why I'm only piercing one or two nipples.
I should not be doing that, like, what even are we?
Like, these are my nipples!
- I kinda want to get a piercing with you.
- You should get a piercing with me.
Will you get a piercing with me?
- I'm kind of down. - What do you want?
What do you want, like your tragus?
- Yeah, I've wanted if for a really long time, it's edgy.
- We're both getting edgy piercings.
- Okay, is it like, evenly on?
- I mean no, it looks like (beep).
- Really? - I was kidding.
- It looks like (beep) later on,
but it's really not that (beep).
- Okay.
So like, dude I actually need you
to meet my side hoe later.
I wanna FaceTime him.
- Really? - Yeah.
I'm actually starting to like my side hoe though.
He told me he liked me the other day and I was like "Damn."
- Oh jeez! - Yeah.
- [Imari] Getting to it!
- I know, I feel like he wants to be my main hoe.
- Oh my God.
- A side hoe to me is someone that you value a little less
than your main hoe.
You know, someone to text in your free time.
I mean, Jake and I aren't officially exclusive,
so for me, I'm happy, I'm having fun.
I'm just living my best life.
- This mask is like, dripping down my face.
- It is, it's so gross.
- You've had worse things dripping down your face.
(laughing)
- You know, I think no one's ever (beep) on your face.
- I've never let anyone do that to me.
- Damn, you're so boring.
- No I'm not.
I have this scar.
- You have a scar? - Mm-hmm,
you wanna see it?
- Where (laughing)?
Ew, why are you getting up, is it on your balls?
- No. - Okay.
- It's on my butt.
(phone ringing)
- That's my side hoe, I'm psychic.
- Okay fine, well I'll show you the scar after.
- [Tana] I feel like I should ignore him.
- Okay.
- [Tana] Just to assert my power.
- Ooh!
- [Tana] We'll silence it though.
- It's definitely weird for someone with a boyfriend
to have a side hoe.
I know for a fact that if I was in a relationship
and I had a side hoe, my boyfriend would be (beep) pissed.
Tana's relationship with Jake is more for clout,
like this isn't a real relationship in my eyes.
Okay, look at the scar.
- Ew no, please, get your, think about this!
- You've seen my butt before.
- Yeah, but you're on your knees
in the same bath water as me, with your ass, like, for--
(phone ringing)
Leave me alone.
(laughing)
Where is the scar? - Do you see it?
Do you see it?
- Ew stop, Imari, please put your ass away,
I'm so uncomfy. - I'm putting it away,
I was showing you the scar.
- Okay, but your ass is still out,
your ass (beep) is just out.
Imari, you and I are close but not that close.
- Right there.
Can you see it?
- [Tana] Yeah, yeah.
- Hey, check this out, yo, keep filming this,
keep filming this.
- Ew, ew!
Have you been holding a Boba in your mouth for that long?
- The entire time.
- What? - The entire time,
since we've been eating, I've been holding it in my mouth
so I could spit it at your stupid head.
(laughing)
So in all seriousness, what are you even getting pierced?
Like, tell me the truth.
- I'm getting my nipple pierced.
- Nah.
(laughing)
- Just jump out.
- You know that it's like, for life right?
And you can lose like, all feeling in your entire nip.
- I don't think you can lose all feeling in your entire nip.
- They said that about my nipple, like, my nips
when I got my boob job and they're kind of still working.
(laughing)
- Tana, I'm going to VidCon.
- What?
Jordan loves to make everything a joke.
I can deal with it 90% of the time, but like,
VidCon for me is such a sensitive subject.
It just strikes a chord that nothing else really can.
- I have to go this year.
- To VidCon? - Yeah.
- So you're invited back?
- Technically I'm not invited, I'm just going as a manager,
like with my other clients. - That's invited.
- Must be nice.
- Yeah, damn.
VidCon is a social media convention
that is probably the biggest in the industry.
Two years ago I was on a show that was airing there
with a bunch of other creators in VidCon and
put my face on giant billboards and buildings everywhere.
I really, really wanted to go.
- They wouldn't give her a pass,
they would not make her a featured creator
no matter how hard she tried and begged.
- I end up showing up
and obviously getting kind of mobbed by my fans
because my face is everywhere.
- It was the most hectic thing I've ever experienced
in my life.
There was so many people crowding her
and screaming her name at every single area.
She was getting bombarded left and right.
- There's a rule at VidCon where you can't cause a ruckus
and it's for safety reasons because there are
thousands and thousands of kids there
and Tana was not following that rule.
We were kicked out and they asked her not to come back
and to get kicked out was really, really
embarrassing for her.
- That hurts.
- It hurts, I think it hurts me more
because I have to go back without you and that's,
like everyone knows that I was, I'm like,
not supposed to be there because of that.
- Nah, that just sucks.
Like, you went to TanaCon
and now you're going to VidCon this year.
- Yeah, I mean it sucks and I apologize.
I really, I can't do, like I have to go.
- Fair.
- It sucks. - Fair.
- I'm gonna have a really good time for you.
- If he has to go, he has to go,
he's a manager in the industry
and that kind of stuff happens,
but it still kind of sucks.
Dude, these are my last few moments without a pierced nipple
burning in your face.
- Shall we have a moment of silence?
- Yeah, for my nipple.
I'm gonna look at my nipple in your mirror.
- No, please no. - Don't touch me!
- Tana, don't pull out your nipple in the car though,
seriously.
Did you just literally take you nip out?
- I was looking at her,
it's her last few moments unpierced.
(hip hop music)
- [Brian] You guys ready?
All right, who's up first?
- That would be me. - Imari.
- [Brain] I'm gonna have you lean all the way back for me.
- So funny story.
I would tell my friends in high school
that I wanted this piercing so bad
and they were like "Don't do that,
"that's so (beep) gay."
And it was before I was ever like, out or anything
and I was like "You guys are so right, oh my God."
And now here I am finally accepting myself
for the person I am.
- [Brain] A tragus piercing does not mean anything
expect you wanted your tragus pierced.
- [Imari] Exactly, I feel so like, ha ha,
because here I am living my best life.
- Gay with a tragus piercing, woo hoo!
- I'm bisexual. - Bi with a tragus piercing,
I'm sorry.
- I'm like "Don't put me in a box!"
- [Brian] Are you ready?
- [Imari] Will you hold my hands?
- Oh my God, aw! - They're frail.
- [Brian] All right, relax your mind, you got this dude.
- Oh. - I got his knees.
- You ready? - Oh (beep) (beep).
(laughing)
- Oh man, I'm so nervous.
- Bitch, the needle's in my ear,
I'm the one that should be upset right now,
what are you doing?
- Feel my hands after holding his.
- Oh!
It's damp!
- [Ashly] It's so cute!
- Okay, I'm gonna sit down.
I'm freaking out, I'm freaking out, I'm freaking out,
I'm freaking out. - Don't.
- No one understands.
- I understand, I've pierced each one
of my nipples four times, I completely undestand.
- But your nipples aren't sensey.
- Actually, men's nipples are about 12 times more sensitive.
Yours are for a function, for feeding a human being.
Bust it out.
- Okay, Jordan, you might wanna look away.
- Oh my God, it's here!
What?
It just looked at me directly in the eye!
I swear to God, I made eye contact with it!
I wanna be very clear, this is not regular for me,
to go to nipple piercings.
This is not in the job description.
If I was hiring somebody I would not say "Hey listen,
"we're probably gonna do
some nipple piercings with clients."
That's not a thing.
- I'm literally so scared right now!
Argh, I just feel like this is real, I'm freaking out!
I'm literally freaking out, I'm literally freaking--
(screaming)
No!
You don't understand like, what that felt like!
- Just like (beep) count to four when you yell.
(laughing)
- Right, so I need you to lean all the way back.
- Like, what he just did with that wipe
has my whole body right now, like.
- All right, hold her down.
- Oh my God.
Why am I doing this?
- [Ashly] I don't know.
You wanted it, literally since I met you.
- [Brian] No touching her.
What I need you to do is just be calm.
All right, here we go.
- Oh my (beep) God.
- [Brian] Big deep breath, all the way in, all the way out.
- Ow, oh my God, oh my (beep) God, oh my (beep) God!
Ow, oh my (beep) God!
- Tana's screams literally sound like
a thousand dying children
and I don't know how anyone in this shop is like,
okay with this right now.
- Oh my (beep) God! - It's crowning!
(laughing)
- [Imari] Push, push!
- [Tana] Is it done?
- [Brain] No, I just gotta put the ball
and everything is done. - It's through, yeah.
- All right, we're gonna put a little pressure here,
you have some bleeding.
Not enough to call 911.
- Ow, my God, ow (fake crying).
- I don't believe you.
- I need an ambulance, okay?
- [Brian] It can't hurt that much.
- I feel like the only people that will ever understand
how sensitive my nipples are are people that (beep) me.
- I'm gonna give you guys my card,
I'm gonna give you an aftercare sheet.
You look mad.
- I'm not, you did a great job,
thank you so much, I'm sure it's beautiful.
- [Brian] You haven't even seen it yet.
- I don't want to, I can't.
(laughing)
- Thank you so much.
And when we wanna get her second one done we'll come back,
if you're into it.
- I may not be here that day, I'm not sure,
I think that day I'm off.
(laughing)
(hip hop music)
- [Tana] What's up mother (beep)?
- What up dirty sluts?
(laughing)
- Ah!
- Oh Jesus. - It's that bad?
- I'm fine, I'm really (moaning).
- Obviously you're not okay.
- Dude, I'm like, so far beyond not okay.
The only way it feels okay enough.
Oh my God!
Ah, like the throbbing.
The only way it feels fine enough to like,
not wanna punch someone in the face
is if I'm holding it like this, kinda.
- You've gotta understand, people with like, broken bones
aren't like "Argh, urgh, urgh!"
Like, what?
- Imari keeps treating me like I'm being overdramatic.
- [Imari] I don't understand.
- Have you ever heard the expression, like,
moaning in pain, like, I'm like "Ugh!"
- Yes, yes. - Moaning in pain.
- You know like, when you're getting (beep) too hard
and it like, hurts so you'll be like, kind of moaning.
- Oh, yep, yep, yep.
- [Tana] That's like, kind of what it feels like.
- Who's gonna be your first man to see your (beep)
bouncy titties.
- I haven't even seen it yet, first of all.
- Are you gonna show it to your side hoe?
- No, I had a (beep) appointment tonight
and I canceled it.
I literally said "I think you don't wanna (beep) me
"because I'm in so much pain."
- Really? - Yes.
- That's so scary.
- I'm gonna show it to Jake though.
- You're gonna show it to Jake?
- Yeah, Jake's like, excited, he's like let me see.
- So Jake's obviously like,
the one holding the interest here.
- No, no, not even that, it's that like I'm closer to Jake
and he knew I was getting it and like,
you know what I mean?
- But you are gonna show your side hoe at some point?
- Maybe, I haven't done anything with the side--
- With the side hoe, you want him to like, wait.
- No, but, oh my God, these are like, deep questions.
- A couple weeks ago in Atlanta, Tana told me that that she
hadn't slept with Jake and now hearing that she still
hasn't slept with him, like I don't understand why,
(laughing) or how.
It's been months now and I don't know if they actually
like each other or not.
Like, they're a little cutesy and like, kissy whatever
when they're hanging out, but behind closed doors
I don't really know if they have real emotions.
- Do you think jake has (beep)?
- I hope.
I would want him to (beep) other girls
so that I can hook up with other people.
- Not have any crazy feelings or whatever?
- Yeah, and we're both very passionate people,
you know what I mean?
- Like, the other night (beep) got hot and heavy
and then I left.
- And you still didn't (beep) him?
- No, but like, I was like (beep).
(laughing)
- God forbid you had sex.
- Yeah, but then what, we're like, in love?
- Then you have it again and again, duh.
- Then I might care.
Then I might be like "Ooh."
- I've seen Tana fall for someone really, really hard,
so I don't understand why she's not letting that happen
with Jake.
It either means that she is a sociopath
and she's literally just acting like his girlfriend
for control over videos or she is actually
waiting to sleep with him 'cause she doesn't wanna get
too emotionally invested.
- We have these deep ass talks
where we're both like, literally we stop making out,
we like, pull away and we're like
"I dunno if we should do this,
"like, this is the moment,"
and Jake literally will be like,
that it's all 100% (beep), like real.
- Mm-hmm. - Mm.
- Jake and I are both two very exaggerated, like dramatic,
crazy people who love to play into (beep),
who love to like, you know, make things crazy
for our viewers and (beep),
so it is weird to decipher what feels real and what doesn't.
When you're elevating the (beep) out of something online
but you still really care about each other,
you're kinda like what's real and what's not?
We just keep almost, almost, almost.
- Almost. - Almosting.
- Dude, imagine like (beep) though,
like with this tit.
It'd be like rip, rip, rip, rip, rip, rip, rip, rip.
- Dude, the thought of my boob ever bouncing again
is a no go for me, I'm in so much pain right now.
I'm like, handling this conversation well
but I'm literally sitting here like (panting).
It's almost like I got a boob job,
like if I lift my arm.
- Shut the (beep) up, I know it isn't.
(laughing)
- Ow, it hurts so bad to laugh right now!
(hip hop music)
Remember when you were my dog for a day
and then Jordan stole you?
Yeah!
Jordan stole you, you're supposed to be for me.
- [Jordan] Am I supposed to react?
(laughing)
- I mean, no, but you're actually crazy over this dog,
it's so annoying.
- Yep, admitted.
I have to call somebody right now and it's for you too,
like I want you on this call.
- What, like some Instagram story brand deal
that I totally don't have to be on the phone for?
- Hey, how you doing?
- [Jim] Hey, how's it going?
- Good.
Just take it, you're good.
- Hi.
- Hey Tana, how's it going?
- Good, who are you (laughing)?
- Hey, Jim Louderback, I'm the GM of VidCon.
So nice to meet you.
I wanted to reach out and just
invite you to a featured creator at VidCon's
10th anniversary this year.
- This has to be a prank, like.
- Not a prank at all, you know,
yeah, we've had a couple bumps along the way but,
you know, you're such a big part of our community,
you and your fans are such a big part of our community,
we really want you to take part
in our celebration this year.
- Ew, I actually wanna start crying right now.
I feel like everything that ever happened was such a
miscommunication and it was just this place that I wanted
to be welcomed at so badly.
Oh my God, I wanna cry.
(sighing)
- [Jordan] Thank you Jim!
- [Jim] Thank you guys.
- Jim, thank you. - We're looking forward
to seeing you guys in Anaheim in July,
I will see you there.
- Okay.
- Like, that's insane.
Like, that's actually crazy.
- Dude, I really, really, really never thought that,
I still think it's a prank,
like, I still think that's a prank.
Like, if literally in a day you were like
"I hired that man to..."
Why?
Like, why are they doing that?
- I think that like, it proves, kind of, that
the message of TanaCon was received.
I knew this was really important to Tana
and to her career and I knew the opportunity
to go back to VidCon is just an opportunity
that we couldn't miss, so I put the time in
and we got it done.
- I wanna throw up.
That literally just made me wanna throw up.
I'm scared too though,
like I'm definitely scared of what people are gonna say,
'cause like, they were wrong and then I was like
really, really, really wrong.
- Yeah, like, you literally planned a competing convention
to them and now you're being asked
to be the featured creator,
like that's (beep) insane.
- I would've never held TanaCon it wasn't for
what happened at VidCon.
It would've never happened, it was completely out of spite
and anger, so for such a big company
to put so much behind them was kind of an honor.
- The first time you and I ever had I meeting you said
you wanted to be a featured creator at VidCon,
that's actually all you wanted.
- It's all I've ever wanted (laughing).
Oh my God, I'm so emotional right now.
On the next episode of MTV No Filter: Tana Turns 21.
Like, he called me yesterday and I literally was like
"Jake, this is the one time I'm not gonna be your bitch,
like, hang up the phone and call Jordan,
I don't even wanna take to you."
- If this was a business deal, just so you know,
I would cancel this immediately
and not go through with it at all.
- This is so, so, so (beep) annoying.
I mean that episode was dope as (beep),
like don't you wanna watch more?
Maybe you should click over there
and watch a few more episodes of MTV's No Filter.