Just do what I do when I have problems.
Scream!
[screaming]
Ah, I got dead again. This game stinks.
[screaming]
[unintelligible]
I beg of you, Mr. Krabs! Please!
The two of you are to paint the inside of me house.
Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?
Uh, I am.
[screaming]
Patrick!
Hot wings.
[screaming]
[slurping] Ah.
[screaming]
[gasping]
[laughing] [screaming]
You did, Mr. Plankton! Victory screech!
[screeching]
[tinging]
[screaming]
The Hash Slinging Slasher!
Get away from me! Get away from me!
Does Mr. Krabs look anything like that?
[screaming]
I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. Could you run that by me again?
Sure. I said I'm worried that [babbling]
That's what I thought you said.
Now, let me offer this as a rebuttal.
[screaming]
Stay back! I'm warning you!
Alright, now you're just acting silly.
I want you to [babbling]
No, don't eat me! I'm too chewy!
[screaming]
[panting]
[babbling]
Holy shrimp, they're everywhere.
[screaming]
[babbling]
[screaming]
I told you that shirt was hideous.
[screaming]
No! No! I want to live!
[screaming]
Out of my way! Out of my way!
Can't you see, he's gonna kick my butt?!
Hi there, young people. Nice day today.
So, you like kicking butts, do ya?!
Well, we'll show you, old man!
[screaming]
[screaming, clicking]
[laughing]
Wow. It doesn't get any better than that.
Yeah, I love boat screaming.
Oh, hey, hey, hey, here comes another one.
[screaming]
Here comes another one.
[screaming]
[lightly screaming]
[barely screaming]
Morons.
[laughing]
[screaming]
Would you two mind stopping with your baby games?!
I was just talking to my old community college buddy, Flats.
I bumped into him at the soda store.
Isn't that funny?
Oh, must've been years since we've seen each other.
We'll let me get going. He's got to go back
to school soon.
He says, he's got to kick somebody's butt.
[screaming]
Hello? Is this Pizza Castle?
Don't they know I'm busy spoiling myself?
[screaming]
[gasping]
[sniffing]
The grill is still on, isn't it?
[screaming]
[sighing]
[screaming]
He's still gonna kick my butt!
How how many times do we have to teach you
this lesson, old man?
I love the young people.
[clamoring]
[screaming]
Well, at least we got the footage.
Yeah, I got the footage.
Patrick, what is that?
Oh, it's a camera.
No, Patrick, this.
Oh, that's a lens cap.
Did you just put that on?!
No, I didn't wanna lose it,
so I put it there right before we started filming.
[screaming]
[gasping]
[screaming]
[gasping]
[laughing]
[screaming]
SpongeBob! SpongeBob, wake up! He's here!
Who's here? Hold on! Let me turn on-
Ah! Your face!
Oh.
Or even worse.
Maybe it's an embarrassing snapshot of me
from the Christmas party.
[screaming]
I'm gonna find out what's in that secret box.
Krabs, we've come to haunt you.
Stay back! I'm well armed!
[moaning]
I'm warning ya.
[moaning]
Oh.
Boo.
[screaming]
I gotta get outta here!
And here are some fresh Krabby-
[screaming]
There may be a problem. after all.
[screaming]
The Flying Dutchman!
What are you doing in my house?
I'm stuck here while me ship is being repaired.
Until then, I'm here to haunt ya!
[screaming]
Squidward! Squidward!
SpongeBob, what was that noise?
Ah! Skin me alive and drench me in boiling oil!
What have you done to my living room?!
I told you just to paint the faded spot.
Well, it all looked kinda faded.
[hissing]
[dinging]
Never mind!
Maybe it won't show up on camera.
Here, help me move this sofa.
You got it, Squiddy. Where we moving her to?
Hang on. I'm trying to get a grip on the thing.
Now, don't move it till I say- Ow!
Okay, it's on my foot. Now, don't- Ow!
Okay!
[screaming] Ow!
SpongeBob, I told you not to move it
til I said- Ow! Why do you keep moving it?!
Cause you keep saying, "Ow!"
[screaming]
I don't need you! I can move it myself!
Run for your life!
[screaming]
[sighing]
[CB bad connection]
Say again, deputy.
The maniac's in the mailbox!
[screaming]
[snoring]
Hey, I'm driving!
[screaming]
[grunting]
In his soul bag. [laughing]
I've come for your pickle.
[screaming]
Scaredy pants gets easier to scare every year.
[screaming]
You okay, Patrick?
Finland!
[screaming]
Run faster, Patrick!
[screaming]
SpongeBob!
[screaming]
- Huh? - E-yah!
Monster. [laughing]
[laughing[
[buzzing]
[screaming]
- Squidward? - Mr. Krabs?
Ah! It ate them! And there it goes!
We're ghosts. [moaning]
[laughing] I knew it was you guys.
Alright, joke's over. Take off the sheets.
[gasping] It is ghosts.
[screaming]
The fisherman!
Come on, what is this?
Uh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
[screaming]
See if it's safe.
Ah, the movie's over.
Attention, attention. This just in.
A giant monster is attacking Bikini Bottom.
[screaming]
[alarm blaring]
We did it, Patrick. We saved the city.
Just think what might have happened
if we didn't tell everyone about the monster.
About the what?
[screaming]