- Howdy fruity friends!
Hm ...
How should I start today's episode?
- Hey Orange,
there's nothing better than starting off this episode with
"The annoy pear button"
- Couldn't agree more!
(orange laughs)
- Meh.
You're gonna have to do a lot better than that
to annoy me these days dude.
I've pretty much seen it all by this point.
- Not to worry.
The annoy pear button has so many features.
Like this;
(disoriented trumpet)
- This
- [Orange] Nah,nah,nah,nah,nah ...
- And this
(Fart sound)
- Ah really?
The button can fart.
- Oh that's not all it can do.
Its also waterproof.
(Orangs laughs)
(metal clank)
(Fart sounds)
(Pear coughs)
- Hey! Hey!
Orange, it's auto farting now.
Aw man,
How do you turn this thing of?
Oh here's a switch.
Hopefully that does the trick.
Wait- Hold on.
No, no, no.
No!
- [Announcer] It's time for 'Ask orange'!
Knock Knock.
- Who's there?
- Figs
- Figs who?
- Aren't you gonna figs the door?
(Orange laughs)
- You know I have been meaning to 'figs' that door.
I put a 'date' on the calendar in everything.
(Orange laughs)
- [Announcer] Hey orange, have you heard about the guy who
invented the knock knock joke?
- Sure haven't.
- He won the No Bell prize.
(Orange laughs)
- Bell of a joke you got there.
Bell of a joke.
(Orange laughs)
- [Announcer] Hey orange.
- Hey!
- Hey, hey orange
- Hey you uh-
you misspelled my name.
- No! Orang!
- Huh?
Oh no! Ah!
That Orangutan is gonna throw poop.
Take cover!
Woo-hoo,
missed us.
- Thank you so much orange!
(Fart sound)
(Pear coughs)
- No!
- [Announcer] Hey orange,
can you introduce your kitchen friends like peppa pig
does while introducing her family?
- I'm the annoying orange.
And this is little apple.
(Fart sound)
(little apple laughs)
- This is grapefruit.
(fart sound)
- And this is the whole gang
after we had beans last night for dinner.
(Farts and laughs)
- [Announcer] If you barf up a fish,
you're in love with passion.
- Orange,
is there something in your mouth.
- Mm.
- It seems like there's something in your mouth dude.
(Orange throws up)
- Whoa!
Is that a Seahorse?
- Haha, yes it is.
See, its a seahorse not a fish.
Check mate fruit lovers.
- Um actually dude,
a fun fact about seahorse' is that they technically
are fish.
- Grr.
- I uh-
I take it you don't think that fact is quite as fun as I do.
- Mm
- Yeah...
O-Okay.
I think I'm gonna go.
- [Announcer] Pear,
enjoy that comfy pillow.
- Hey, thanks!
- Oh wait,
It's a surprise airbag.
- Ahh!
Oh no, I'm headed straight for the.
Why?!
- [Announcer] Orange,
no ones laughing at your jokes.
But the ground is cracking up.
(Orange laughs)
- That was so funny the ground probably just soiled its self
(Orange laughs)
- [Announcer] Where's squash?
It's been a while since we've seen him.
- Well I know one place he better not be,
Directly above us.
- Squash?
He's way over there.
- Oh,
well that's a relief.
(Squash laughs)
- Orange!
This isn't funny anymore!
- [Announcer] Hey Orange,
Its hero time.
- [Gasps] You're right!
There's the orange signal.
Up, up and away!
(Orange laughs)
- Orange!
- [Announcer] Say hi Maddox.
- Hi Maddox.
- Passion fruit was hit by the same
voice changing machine as Grapefruit.
- Hey orange.
(Orange screams and farts)
- Um...
Did my new voice scare you so badly you pooped out a fish?
- Yeah.
And honestly I have no idea what that means.
- [Announcer] If you do any explosions,
little apple grows 10 feet in height.
- Well, isn't that convenient.
'cause that's exactly how I was planning
to end today's episode.
(Orange laughs)
- No!
- Aw...
I guess it was dud.
- Um, hey guys...
Dud or no dud,
it seems to have done the trick.
I- I'm growing.
- [Pear And Orange] Wow!
- Yes!
Yes!
- See orange,
aren't happy endings better than exploding endings?
- Their okay I guess.
But they definitely don't blow me away.
(Orange laughs)
- Neh.
- Um guys,
I'm getting near the ceiling.
There's something up here, its a button of some kind.
OW!
- What the-
NO!
(Orange laughs)