- (FBE) We have Nelly, the baby goat.
She's an actual 4-week-old baby.
- What? No!
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) Y'all have an epic challenge in store for you today.
You'll be playing the try not to touch challenge.
- I've never done that before. - What is that?
- I'm gonna lose. I already know I'm gonna lose.
I love touching things. Watch. Loved it.
- (FBE) We'll be putting multiple things in front of you,
which you cannot touch or physically interact with in any way.
If you do touch something, you will have a punishment
at the end for everything you've done. - What?!
- Oh, no.
I swear, if you guys bring out a puppy--
- (chuckling) No!
- Out of all of these challenges where it's try not to smile,
try not to eat, I feel like maybe this is my best chance at success.
That feels like an easy reflex to stop.
- I feel like you have much more impulse control than I do,
so I'm gonna do it on accident.
- Hands under the table.
- Ooh, a bowl! I've seen so many bowls.
Oh, there's slime in it. - Ewww, no.
- (FBE) First up, some very satisfying slime for you.
It's ooey, and gooey, and delightful.
- Wait... wait. I can't touch the bowl?
Oh, sh--! I was so tempted to touch it already!
- I think I want to pop the bubbles rather than touch it,
but I can't touch it at all.
- I want to but I also said that I have good impulse control.
- I had a feeling there was going to be slime, too.
- Why are people so obsessed with playing with slime?
The slime is not worth it. It's not worth the touching.
- Yeah, it's not worth it.
- The only reason why I don't feel like I should touch it
is because I feel like I played with slime before.
- I think I'm good.
I'd rather hold out until something more.
- I'm with Sergio on this.
- I don't want to touch it because I've got all, like,
gross and sticky, but I love watching it jiggle.
- I'm not touching it, no. - Not gonna touch it.
Not today, slime. - (FBE) Fair enough.
- It's too common-- oh, it's jiggling!
(laughing) - He was as steady as possible.
- I know!
- (FBE) Next up, we have some bubble wrap
and this is the most satisfying bubble wrapping pop ever.
- Come on!
- Our receptionist saves bubble wrap from packages and gives it
to me in the office.
- Yeet! - No!
(bubbles popping)
Thank you, Tom! Thank you! Now I can hold out.
- (laughing gleefully) This is the best!
(buzzer)
- I want to so bad, like just one, just--
but I feel like I have to save it.
- I have access to bubble wrap.
I can overnight something on Amazon just for the bubble wrap.
- This is a lot though.
Imagine sitting on this or just giving it
this elbow to the table.
- That's hard. That's torture. - This is really torture.
- Your parents are always like don't pop the bubble wrap.
Now we can pop the bubble wrap.
- Technically, we still can't.
- Don't touch it, Chelsea. - It's not worth it.
It's not worth it. - Girl, we can do this.
- We can do this.
- I have initial impulses to destroy bubble wrap.
Every time I see it, I'm always pouncing on it and... ugh!
So I'm restraining myself--
- I'm very tempted, but we just started.
This is killing me, but I want to see what else you guys got.
- I don't want to do it because I want to win,
but having him do it for me is really nice.
He took one for the team. You can have them.
- Those are literally-- no, look it-- you can feel
the little air pockets on each side. - Stop tempting me!
- No! Fine. - I'm not gonna do it.
- If it was a different color bubble wrap, maybe.
If it's the big green one-- - Ooh!
Industrial grade! - The big bubble wrap.
Oh, that changes the game.
- I can get behind that.
- (FBE) Here is a piping hot pizza.
For this one, if you touch it, you get to eat it.
- OH-HO-HO-HO!
You guys know me too well.
- You get to eat it, but then you gotta do a punishment.
- (mocking) "You gotta do a punishment."
(nom nom nom) (buzzer)
- What?! No!
My mouth is watering. I-- (groaning).
I might have to do this one.
- I only ate toast for breakfast.
Yeah, I'm getting a slice of pizza.
Is punishment every round or just--?
- (FBE) Every round. - Mmm, okay.
- Let's do it.
- It's free lunch. - (giggling)
I feel like I'm gonna regret not eating than eating it.
- Ooh, it is warm. - I mean, we touched it.
- We already touched it. Now we have to take it.
(buzzer)
- If we both touch it, could we have the entire pizza?
- (FBE) Yeah. - Do you want to do it together?
Because we could have lunch. - Okay!
I want this one. - Boop! This one.
- It's pizza! This-- it's because you put food in front of us.
(buzzer)
- I mean, if she's gonna pass, I'm not gonna do it then.
- Hmmm.
The pizza's tempting, but I'm a very-- I love toppings on pizza.
I'm good. - We're good.
We're gonna pass.
- Do I get the whole pizza now?
Thanks! Sucks to suck, Brandon.
- The punishment is gonna be horrible!
- I will go through any punishment if there's a nice, hot pizza
at the end of it.
- Is it actually hot, though? - Mm-hmm.
It actually is. Touch is. - No, don't lie.
- No, I swear to God! - No, no, that's how you lose.
- Damn! (laughing)
- No! - (squealing)
- No! - AAAH, A KITTY!
- (FBE) This is my cat, Mia. - He's so fluffy!
Hi, baby! (buzzer)
- (FBE) She's a big fluff ball of sweetness
who loves to purr when she is pet. - I love her.
I have to. Come here, baby.
(buzzer)
- I'm gonna-- no, okay. - (laughing)
I have a cat but it's so fluffy and it's right in front of me.
- No, come here. - She already touched it.
Hi there! Oh, you're so soft.
(buzzer)
- Oh, my god!
That's literally the fluffiest thing ever!
- We can't not pet the kitty.
You can not put a kitty and say don't pet it.
- You literally can't. (buzzer)
- Mia is a big ball of love. Here, Sergio.
Here's Mia. It's Mia. She's a big cat!
She's a big baby! (buzzer)
- Oh, my god! You're just one love.
You're just one love.
You're so soft! - Okay, I--
- Yeah! (laughing) - (cooing) You're so soft.
Hi! (buzzer)
- You can't put live fluffy animals in front of me
and not expect me to hold myself back from this.
- Okay, where are the puppies?
You bringing a puppy or something? - (FBE) Okay.
- AAAH! - Oh, my god!
You actually brought a puppy! You actually brought a puppy!
- (FBE) She is a very cute puppy who just wants your love and affection.
Can't you give her that? - Oh, yes, we can.
(buzzer)
- You didn't! - (FBE) So?
- This is not fair! - (FBE) Meet Ziggy.
- (both cooing)
- Hey, baby. (clicking tongue)
Awww, you're so scared. It's okay.
(buzzer)
- Ziggy, Ziggy! Come to me. Come to--
Hi. Hi, can I have a kiss? (buzzer)
- I'm a dog person. Come on.
Hi. - Okay, but also...
this is somebody in the office's dog and we've definitely played
with it 100 times and we've seen Ziggy before.
- Yes, but you're not-- - I'm gonna get to play
with Ziggy again. This isn't a one-time offer.
- Eric doesn't want you. - She's so cute!
Ziggy! (buzzer)
- How precious. How precious! Look at that face.
- I think for me just for being right here--
I'm good enough. I'll just look at the dog.
- Nah! - Just look it.
Ziggy wants love.
- This is the most emotionally conflicted I've ever felt.
No, I'm not gonna touch-- I'm not gonna touch it.
I'm sorry. Puppy, I love you.
- You are so worth it! - We're gonna get punished
because we pet you. - It's okay.
It's okay. - Totally worth it.
- (FBE) So the grand finale, we have Nelly, the baby goat.
She's an actual 4-week-old baby and is the cutest thing
I have ever seen. - She's slipping!
- You're a goat! Excuse me, are you a goat?
- He's a baby goat! - You're a-- are you a billy goat?
He licked you! (buzzer)
- I'm touching the goat. Are you kidding me?
I've never met a goat! - Oh, he's going to fall!
Are you okay? Oh, I've got your little hoof.
Oh, no! - Hey, are you okay?
How are you doing? - It's a--
- Are you serious? (buzzer)
- Hi! - Oh, my god!
She's so tiny. - (squealing)
- Oh, my god. (buzzer)
- I haven't touched a goat since I was a little kid
and I'm so happy. It's worth it.
It's really worth it. - She's so soft.
(buzzer)
- We've completely given up on the challenge.
We will pet any animal that comes through here
because when in your life can you say that you've pet
a baby goat named Nelly?
- (FBE) Lauren, do you mind grabbing Nelly?
- Oh, no! No, don't take Nelly!
Please, no! Goodbye, Nelly!
- I'll be back.
- (FBE) Okay, so you both lost, so I will need you to prod each other
with an electric kinky shocker for each thing you touched.
- What? - I'm mad.
- The fourth time I've been shocked on this show.
- [Bleep] kidding me! - Oh, my god.
I'm so scared.
(electricity crackles) - AAAH!
- Why is this a weird fancy toothbrush?
- What the fudge is that? - Whoa! No, no, no.
I don't like that! - Are we at the dentist?
- Do you want to do it to me first? - Yes.
- Okay. I get to get...
AAAH! It's just the noise.
(electricity buzzing) Okay, okay.
(hyperventilating)
- Okay. Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
- I just don't like when it's cold. - Oh, my god!
That was such a weird feeling. I can't!
- Here I come. - (shaky breathing) Stop!
- Come on! - Don't! (laughing)
- Listen, it's gonna go-- - (laughing)
- It's gonna go ten times scarier if you keep playin' with me, boy.
- I remember golf rules, the closest person gets to go next.
AAH! - (laughing)
Okay, that's one. How does it feel?
- It's not-- it's like a bee landing on you
and it's just giving you a little kiss.
- Oh, I got stung by a bee once.
Come here! - I'm allergic to pain!
- You're not allergic.
- Sorry, you're the first one.
One-- - That was not bad.
- It wasn't that bad? I'm shaking.
Aaah! (giggling anxiously)
That was fun. - It's not that bad.
- Get it over with! Come on, big boy!
This is for Nelly! AAAAH! - (cackling)
What? Let me get the other arm.
- (overlapping speech)
- Ready? - (grunting)
AAAH! (laughing)
- Hey, babe, happy anniversary. - (shrieking)
I hate it. I hate it. - You said you wanted
to spice things up. - (laughing) No!
Okay, that's more! That's more!
That's so-- - AAH, NO! NO!
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