(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY,
EVERYONE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN.
THESE FINE GENTLEMEN ARE THE PIPES AND DRUMS OF THE NYPD
EMERALD SOCIETY.
AREN'T THEY GRAND!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN.
HONORED TO HAVE YOU HERE.
IT WITH BE A PLEASURE TO BE ARRESTED BY ANY OF YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN.
GENTLEMEN, PLEASE, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> Stephen: YOU GUYS, ISN'T
THAT AMAZING.
>> Jon: I LIKE THAT.
>> Stephen: YOU GUYS GOT TO GET A JAZZ BAG PIPE, THAT WOULD
BE HOT.
>> Jon: THAT WOULD BE NICE, WE COULD DO AMAZING GRACE ON IT.
>> Stephen: THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.
>> Jon: YEAH.
(LAUGHTER).
>> Stephen: YOU KNOW, ST. PATRICK'S DAY ALWAYS MAKES
ME THINK OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE IRISH FOLKSONGS, DANNY BOY.
IT'S ABOUT A DYING FATHER SAYING GOOD-BYE TO HIS SON LEAVING
HOME.
YOU KNOW, CUZ-- PLEASE V A SEAT.
BECAUSE O DANNY BOY, THE PIPE, THE PIPES ARE CALLING, FROM GLEN
TO GLEN AND DOWN THE MOUNTAIN SIDE.
SUMMER'S GONE AND ALL THE ROSES DYING.
TIS YOU, TIS YOU MUST LEAVE AND I MUST BIED THAT IS TRULY THE
MOST UPBEAT SECTION OF THE THE ENTIRE SONG.
THAT IS THE PARTY IN THEU SA PART OF THAT SONG.
BECAUSE FROM THERE IT GETS REALLY DEPRESSING.
IT GOES, BUT COME YE BACK AND ALL THE FLOWERS ARE DYING.
AND I AM DEAD AS DEAD I WELL MAY BE.
YOU COME AND FIND THE PLACE WHERE I AM LYING AND KNEEL AND
SAY AN AVE THERE FOR ME.
THE FATHER IS TELLING HIS SON, WHEN YOU RETURN HOME, I'M GOING
TO BE DEAD.
SO PLEASE FIND MY GRAVE AND PRAY BECAUSE AGAIN, I'M GOING TO BE
DEAD.
BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY DOES THE SONG HAVE TO BE SO SAD.
HAVEN'T THE IRISH BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH?
THE FAMINE, WARS, LIAM NEESON'S DAUGHTER REPEATEDLY TAKEN.
SO TONIGHT IN HONOR OF ST. PATRICK'S DAY I HAVE ASKED
WORLD RENOWNED IRISH TENOR KARL SKULLY TO PERFORM A NEW VERSION
OF DANNY BOY.
KARL, PLEASE.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) KARL SKULLY, EVERYBODY.
KARL, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
NOW AND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
DANNY BOY WITH A HAPPY ENDING.
♪ O DANNY BOY ♪ THE PIPES THE PIPES ARE CALLING ♪ FROM GLEN TO
GLEN ♪ AND DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE ♪ THE SUMMER'S GONE ♪ AND ALL
THE ROSES FALLING ♪ TIS YOU, TIS YOU ♪ MUST GO AND I MUST BIDE ♪
BUT COME YE BACK ♪ AND ALL THE FLOWERS ARE DYING ♪
CRYOGENICALLY ♪ FROZEEN MY HEAD WILL BE ♪ YOU'LL COME AND ♪ FIND
THAT PLACE WHERE I AM LYING ♪ AND JUST HIT THE BUTTON ♪ THAT
WILL UNFREEZE ME ♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
♪ IT'S JUST A HEAD ♪ SO I WILL NEED A BODY ♪ A YOUNG STRONG
BODY ♪ IF YOU FIND ONE 'TWOULD BE NICE ♪ AND IF WHY I ♪ I WOULD
LIKE A LADY'S BODY ♪ I'VE OFTEN WONDERED ♪ WHAT A LADY'S BODY
WOULD BE LIKE ♪ AND THEN I HOPE ♪ INSIDE MY FEMALE BODY ♪ A
LITTLE BABY ♪ WILL GROW INSIDE OF ME ♪ I HOPE HE'LL BE ♪ A
BLACK BELT IN KARATE ♪ AND WHEN HE'S BORN ♪ I'LL NAME THE BOY
DANNY ♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).