♫ Na na na na na na na na
♫ Buttman
♫ Na na na na na na na na
♫ Buttman
♫ Na na na na na na na na
♫ Buttman
♫ Na na na na na na na na
♫ Buttman
♫ Na na na na na na na na
♫ Buttman, kickin' all the butts
♫ Buttman, punch you in the guts
♫ Buttman, slap you in the nuts
♫ Buttman, do the Buttman strut
♫ Buttman
(fart)
(laughter)
- [Annoying Orange] Ay, yo, it's A to the O,
back again with another gaming video
and I'm here with Fartboy and Bazooka Monkey!
And a new addition to the crew.
What do you say, should we say hello, Bazooka Monkey?
What do you think, Fartboy?
Let's say hello to the newest member, the Bazooka Poodle.
Yay! Hey, how's it going, girl?
Oh, what's that? You want a milk bone?
Well, only if you 'splodey stuff first, okay?
(laughs)
Alright, guys.
We have a lot of crime to fight today.
Alright, everybody in the Buttmobile, let's get going.
Come on, Bazooka Poodle! Hurry!
We've got places to go!
Oh no, Bazooka Poodle doesn't know how to use doors.
Oh no. (fake cries)
I guess we're gonna have to walk to our destination.
Come on, guys. We're gonna have to--
(sputters)
Excuse you!
This is official Buttman business, what are you doing?
You can't run Buttman over.
You guys got--
(sputters)
You gotta stop.
There's a doggy in the road.
Everybody has to be more careful around here, jeez.
Excuse me, your bumper's crooked.
Buttman will help you, though.
We'll get that straightened out right away.
You guys gonna help me, or just watching?
Okay, I'll show you the right way to do it.
You just do it like this.
You just gotta kick it for, like, three hours.
Yeah, that's right.
When you see the smoke coming out of the front,
that means it's working.
Yeah, we're getting it straight, there we go.
Yeah, it's definitely working.
Looks a lot better now.
Aren't you glad--
(sputters)
Hey! Buttman's here to help.
(coughs and sputters)
Excuse me, you're on my arm!
Be careful, Buttman's very tender.
You definitely have too much air in your tires,
that's illegal, gotta release some of that air--
Whoa! You hit Fartboy.
Fartboy!
I'm sure he's fine.
He's gotta be used to it by now.
(laughs)
(gunshots)
This is what you get for running over Fartboy.
Sidekicks, why are you hiding?
Help me!
(explosion)
(laughs)
Okay, we got a report from the city
that there is a creepy dude.
Apparently, he's doing some creepy stuff in his house.
We gotta go figure out what he's doing.
The neighbors have been complaining
about a lot of mustache-rubbin' and butt-touchin'.
We can't have that. We can't have that in the city!
(laughs)
Okay, here's his house.
Oh, yeah, that looks like a creepy butt-toucher house.
I'm going right in the front door,
it's wide open, I'm going right in.
Excuse me.
Invisible force field!
What is-- What's happening?
Oh, yeah, things are weird already.
Looks like there might be an entrance here in the garage.
Oo, there we go, I'm in!
I'm in.
Was that... I thought I heard a lady crying.
Okay, there's the bathroom.
Looks like there's a bunch of stuff here
like knives and flashlights.
(woman crying)
(laughs)
Buttman just wants to dance,
I can hear somebody screaming and crying.
Whoa, floating stuff.
What the heck?
Okay, that's weird.
Hello, neighbor, where you at?
(laughs)
I keep hearing screaming coming from somewhere.
Whoa. Oh, there he is, I see him!
I see him!
There's the creepy mustache-rubbin' butt-touchin' dude.
What's he doing?
He's talking on the phone and running into the wall.
(laughs)
Where'd that wall come from?
Where'd the wall come from?
(laughs)
He's gonna come over here.
Where'd he go?
What the heck is going on with this house?
This place is weird.
Oh, there he is. There he is!
I see him! I see him!
(laughs)
He's having trouble walking.
(laughs)
Where'd that chair come from?
(sputters)
Who put this chair here?
Oh, yeah. I put this chair here.
(laughs)
Okay, where's the neighbor going?
Where's the neighbor going?
He's going down the hallway.
I'm just gonna sit here and watch.
See what he's gonna do.
Because I keep hearing someone screaming,
something's going on here.
Okay, oh, there he goes!
Where's he going?
I've gotta follow him.
It's not breaking and entering
if it's official Buttman business.
Whoa, hey! Jeez, you're sneaking up on me.
You can't punch Buttman, what are you doing?
Get out of here.
Get your mustache out of here.
You creepy peepin' butt-toucher.
That's what you're doing, you're waiting around the corner
so that Buttman can run by and you can touch his butt,
that's what you're doing, you weirdo.
Get out of here. Oh!
Oh man, The neighbor's a lot stronger than I thought he wa--
(sputters)
Ah, yeah, you like that?
Whoa, hey. Where'd he go?
He just disappeared. Where'd he--
What, how'd you get over here?
What the black magic is going on here?
You're gettin' a punch, oh, ow, okay.
Apparently not.
There you go, that's what you get.
Come on. You assaulted an officer of the law.
That means you're under arrest,
you're coming with me.
You and your mustache.
Yeah, I think he's confused.
He's just wandering in a circle.
Okay, you're coming with me.
Wait, what are you doing?
Ow, surprise!
Surprise gut punches.
And then you rub your mustache on me.
Get out of here!
Punching you right in the mustache, you like that action?
Oh, that's it. That's it, I'm bringing the big guns now.
That's right, I'm gonna shoot fireworks indoors.
Yeah, you like that?
Secret butt shot surprise!
(laughs)
That's what you get for touching butts.
Whoa, I didn't mean to destroy your house.
Jeez, what happened?
What the heck? That didn't even faze him.
He's walking through the fire right now.
What the hiz-heck is going on here?
I better go upstairs, see what's going on.
Maybe I can find whoever's screaming up here.
Lady?
Lady, do you need help?
Where are you? You gotta yell to me.
(woman crying)
Let's see what's in this room.
Oh, an exercise bike for his mustache.
Gotta workout that mustache.
(laughs)
Okay, this looks like a closet or something.
Nope, there's not anything in here.
Okay, what's in this room?
Hey, there's a chicken down here.
What the cluck?
(laughs)
Chicken, what are you doing in here?
Can you point me to the person that's screaming and yelling?
I need to help 'em!
Aw, crap, there he is.
Get out of here! Come on, you're under arrest.
I need help.
Police. Please help me!
I need reinforcement.
Uh oh, he's coming.
Okay, you know what, I can see it.
There's a third level up there, you see that?
There's a door on the very top.
I'm gonna fly up there and see if I can get to it--
(sputters)
Perfect landing, Buttman.
Another perfect groin landing.
I definitely can't get to that top room from the inside,
so you must have to get to it from the outsi--
(sputters and coughs)
Ahh! Jeez, did you see that dog?
It almost attacked me!
Buttman's having a rough day.
(laughs)
My ketchup packets!
Okay, Buttman, fly better.
There we go, just land--
Oh. Just land on the roof Bu--
No, Buttma--
Whoa.
(coughing and sputtering)
Oh no, the dog's attacking.
(laughs)
Buttman, you gotta aim better.
There we go, oh.
(laughs)
You can do it, Buttman, just land on the roof!
(laughs)
(Buttman screaming)
That was the most awesome landing ever, Buttman.
(laughs)
Seriously, land on the roof!
(laughs)
We're never gonna figure out what's going on in this house
if you don't land-- Thank you.
Stay.
Stay!
Okay, finally, let's see if we can open this door.
Oh, no.
I can't open it.
Okay, yep.
Okay, this door's getting a super secret snicker surprise.
No, no, no, don't fly!
(laughs)
Oh! Your last remaining ketchup packets.
Yeah, I can hear you banging around in there.
I'm trying to help you out.
There we go, a couple super secret snicker surprise.
Definitely want to get out of the blast radius.
Hey, perfect!
Another perfect groin landing for Buttman.
Okay, are you ready?
Here we go!
Having a blast!
Wow.
(laughs)
Aw, man.
It didn't open the door.
Well, the solution is always more TNT, right guys?
That's what I believe.
(electronic beep)
Did I get a text message?
It's from Grapefruit. Delete.
(laughs)
Yeah!
'Splodey time.
Excuse me, you're going a little fast, don't you think?
Well, either way, I'm gonna keep this guy from escaping.
You're going to jail one way or the other, buddy.
(laughs)
Alright, neighbor, bring it on.
Where you at?
Oh, there he is. Here he is!
Okay, wait for him to come around the corner.
I can't believe he didn't see me.
(laughs)
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna bounce a grenade right off your behind.
Yeah, here we go.
(laughs)
Hey, good shot!
(laughs)
Just shot right into the wall.
Yeah, that's what you get for being a dirty butt-toucher.
Yeah! What is going on?
Nothing will faze him.
Aw, man, you don't think he's a robot, like the T-1000?
I bet you that's what it is, he's like a robot.
He's totally liquid metal, like T-1000.
He can just do whatever he wants.
Just absorb the bullets, come on.
Aw man, I'm gonna need--
Yeah, he's dead-- Ah, he got right back up.
Okay, I'm gonna need more back-up.
No, I'm going to get back-up.
Get away, get away, get away.
He's so strong!
(fake cries)
Okay, Fartboy, Bazooka Monkey, what the heck?
How is this house back to normal again?
What the...
What the weird black magic is going on here?
There's all kinds of crazy stuff.
Okay, come on Fartboy and Bazooka Monkey.
We've got a weird butt-toucher in the building.
You gotta help me, you gotta follow me.
Come on, follow me!
Why are you not following? Get in the house.
Yeah, Fartboy, I know he's creepy, but get inside.
Listen to me, I'm your leader.
I know you don't want to get touched in the butt.
Where is Bazooka Monkey for crying out loud?
Oh, there he is. Are you hiding?
Bazooka Monkey, are you hiding?
Come on, get in the house and help me.
Get in the house.
I'm throwing a temper tantrum, come on, Fartboy.
(coughs)
(laughs)
You ain't touchin' butts anymore, buddy!
I've got fireworks with your name on it.
Yeah, how do you like that?
'Splodey in the house.
Fartboy? I see you out there,
get in this house.
I'll break the window, you climb in.
There, just climb in the window.
No, don't shoot.
No, stop shooting at the police.
(laughs)
Fartboy, you never listen.
Hey, Police, what did I tell you
about shooting my ketchup packets?
Apparently when I have a job to do that I need done right
then I gotta do it myself.
(laughs)
Super secret snicker surpri--
Super sneaker surprise.
(laughs)
I think Buttman has finally met his match.
You're never touchin' butts.
(sputtering)
Fartboy, stop shooting at the police and help me.
Come on!
You know where I'm throwing this next one.
(laughs)
Groin shot, groin shot.
(laughs)
(explosions)
Yeah, butt shots! Butt shots!
Yes, I got him down.
I got him down!
Oh, no, he's still up.
(laughs)
That's it, I'm spawning minions.
Yeah, minions up in here, come on guys.
Aw, shoot, no.
I didn't mean to do that.
I still have some left over here.
Minions, help me!
No, attack him.
Attack him!
My sidekicks won't help me, my minions won't help me.
What the-- How is there two now?
Does fire make them multiply?
What is even happening?
Now there's two dirty butt-touchers.
(laughs)
Help. They're all invincible.
I gotta get out of here.
(fake cries)
Uh oh, what's going on?
This place is filled with them!
(screams)
♫ Na na na na na na na na
♫ Buttman
♫ Na na na na na na na na
♫ Buttman
♫ Na na na na na na na na
♫ Buttman
♫ Na na na na na na na na
♫ Buttman
♫ Na na na na na na na na
♫ Buttman, kickin' all the butts