Hey, guys.
So you’ve probably noticed that we are no longer
recording the show out of my apartment.
Yeah. My neighbors complained enough
that I had to move to a studio.
So we’ve been here for the past few weeks now.
And you guys have had a lot of valuable feedback,
which you’ve been leaving in the comments,
and it’s been great.
And I want you to know that I read these comments,
and I thought I should go through some of them –
your real tweets, your YouTube comments,
your Instagram replies,
like, comments that you leave on TikTok.
Basically, I’ll treat them like a suggestion box.
’Cause I’ve realized that’s what people want them to be.
So they’ve given me a few here
that I think can help make the show better.
OK, that’s not a suggestion.
It’s just commenting on the fact that I am not wearing
the same thing every day.
I normally wear hoodies all the time when I’m at home.
So when I’m in life,
I like to wear other clothes that are not only hooded.
#CancelTrevorNoah was a bit extreme,
but, I mean, I get it at the same time.
OK, first of all, fashion police,
you need to calm yourself down.
Pharrell wears socks with sandals and he looks fly.
Second of all, what is the button for
if I’m not meant to do it all the way up here?
You’re one of those people who just has extra buttons
lying around, huh?
Wasting buttons. That’s what you’re doing.
And then what happens to those buttons?
They fall off because you don’t use them.
And then they end up in the ocean.
Where? In a turtle’s throat. You kill turtles.
I’ve gotta choke myself lightly every single day
to show you that I’m professional?
That’s the most ridiculous s**t in the world.
Whoever invented ties?
I think it was, like, a French thing or something. No.
Maybe I’ll wear a tie. Maybe I won’t.
Some days my neck needs to breathe.
I don’t know who you are, but I like you.
I’ll wear more suits for you.
Whoever you are, person, I’m wearing suits for you.
And I’m gonna wear them with a tie.
OK, I think that’s a compliment.
It’s also weird that, like, that was the thing you hated most.
I mean, you’re, like, a great fan to have actually,
when I think about it.
Other people are like, “I hate your opinions!”
That person’s like, “Oh, that desk.
Oh man.
I can handle his opinions on things happening
around the world, but that desk, Trevor Noah.
Goddammit, that desk.”
OK.
Well, my apartment was just me in a corner with a TV
where I used to play, like, video games
and, like, a random bookshelf.
I think what this person is saying is,
“I like to see more of you and less of the thing.”
You should just zoom in on me. That’s what you should do.
Just zoom in more. Just zoom in really tight.
Just get in, like, real – get in tight. Tighter than that.
Tighter, tighter, much tighter.
Just keep coming in. Keep coming in.
They don’t want to see the set. Just zoom in!
You hear that? They just want me.
More, more me. Come on more.
Give me more. Give me more me, more, more.
That’s too little. More, that’s right.
That’s it. This is how we do the show from now on.
Yes.
In the headlines. It’s me.
All me. Yes.
Yes, things are happening. But me.
I like that person. That’s a good fan.
I like that they left the comment with “Cheers!”
I’ve never had that said to me before.
“Trevor, where is your head?
I miss to see it without that hair.”
Actually, I’m gonna guess and say
this is how they read it:
So here’s the thing, man.
I keep telling people this,
and I’m gonna keep telling you.
I don’t do a Trinidadian accent, OK?
I never do accents. I do accents of people I know.
’Cause I can’t just go like, “What’s a Trinidadian accent?”
Which part of Trinidad are you talking about?
How did the person grow up?
There’s so many accents in Trinidad.
I do accents of the people I know, OK?
And so the people I know – Troy, Darrius, J.P., Jehan –
they’ve got specific accents. I do their accent.
So if you have a problem with my accent,
you have a problem with their accent.
And because Trinidad has, like, 50 people,
you know who I’m talking about.
Wow.
Wow. Wow, that person’s angry.
“Have audience for God’s sake!”
It’s almost like the person sent the message
from here in the street.
Like, they’re just standing outside and they’re like,
“Have audience! I’m here!
Why won’t they let me in?
Stop being lazy.”
What is lazy about not having an audience?
I don’t understand what the lazy part is.
You know how much harder it is to tell a joke
and then I don’t have, like, 400 people here to be like,
“Yeah, that’s funny”? That’s much harder work.
S**t. You’re gonna be like, “Have an audience. Stop being lazy.”
Make it seem like, what?
Do you think the other late-night hosts
are, like, lifting the people in?
It’s hard day’s work being a late-night host.
You gotta lift 200 people in every single day.
You gotta lift them in every single day.
That’s why I got into late night.
My Pappy was in late night,
and his pappy was in late night before him.
It’s a hard day’s work in late night.”
Stop being... But I did like that they said,
“Stop being lazy, Comedy Central.”
Like it’s not me.
They were like, “Comedy Central just got lazy.”
Like Comedy Central was outside here, and they’re like,
“Would you like to come watch The Daily Show?
Ah, I’m tired of this.”