oh well it's certainly a magic night here folks you're you're really in for a treat now today
is Elvis Presley's birthday and what better way to commemorate this than her own piece through
dramatization players touching tribute to the king entitled Elvis a birthday memory kids
care for another piece of pie chat oh no thanks Irma I'm working on my poems
isn't this exciting Elvis Presley right here in Cooper County you going to the
big show tomorrow I'd like to if only I could get some of my poems to Elvis oh
why don't you just go over to the hotel I bet he's not doing anything tonight
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come on move it move it move it all right hold it hold it right
there all right Elvis come on in come on in Elvis there he is
shut up you didn't see nobody here Elvis and I we're just gonna hang out here for a little while
just until things blow over yeah that's right hey Elvis look at here Ella she's pretty you want her
no but it would like some of that pie hey yeah sure does look good don't it yeah hey what the
hell look at this now what the Love me tender love me true never let me go well hey I wish I could be
a good song for you yeah hey those are my poems shut up pretty boy I'm gonna have to mess you up
Elvis get down holy Elvis we know you're in there come out with your hands up
shut up copper you're never gonna get Elvis you understand me
Chris excuse me excuse me give me that just a second come on
well it's not over yet David thank you very much
thanks Chris what's going on there yeah I know uh what what the hell does this have to do with Elvis
who is this guy he doesn't even look like Elvis oh I know it's Eerie isn't it he's uh that's my
good friend Rick I know we didn't realize until we put the glasses on yeah listen now uh how
long you've been working on this you even have a script for this thing well of course not we were
improvising we wanted a script he wouldn't let us Hee Haw the whole thing you [ __ ]
Chris Chris now it seems to me that that an actor needs a script an actor
needs a script to do the job you know an actor needs a script that's right do
you mind if I ask you a simple question yeah what the hell do you know about theater mister
have you done any characters are you a character actor I'm not a character the only the only
character that I play is is myself oh okay and Dave it's a charmer too uh now now Chris uh I
have to tell you something I think you've really ruined the piece through dramatization players and
I don't want to embarrass you but uh are you drunk he's always drunk I'm sorry Elvis he's
always drunk he's always drunk thank you very much go back to sleep in your pie I can't believe yeah
okay I'm drunk big deal look you said it yourself we're in our fourth year here no one cares we're
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