-We're hanging out with Allison Janney!
Wow! [ Cheers and applause ]
Allison, your show "Mom"
is about a mother-daughter relationship.
So in honor of that, we thought we'd try something fun.
We asked people online to help us out
by sending in some real text exchanges
that they've had with their mom.
And I thought that we could read some of our favorites together.
It is time for "Dramatic Mom Texts."
-♪ "Dramatic Mom Texts" ♪
♪ "Dramatic Mom Texts" ♪
-Alright, you should know that all these texts are real.
For the texts, you'll be playing the mom,
and I will be playing the son or daughter.
Does that sound good?
-Copy that. -Perfect.
Alright, great. Here we go.
We'll begin whenever you're ready.
-Okay.
"Sweetheart, don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Did you finish your homework?
We have to go to your grandmother's house
for Thanksgiving.
Dad and I talked.
We are going to buy you a car next month."
-"U are??? Omg thank u."
-Yeah. "No. We're not.
I just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts."
-"That was cruel."
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughs ]
Okay.
Let's do another. I'll start.
-Okay.
-"Hi, Mom."
-"Waving hand emoji."
[ Laughter ]
-"How are you?"
-"Thumbs up emoji."
[ Laughter ]
-"What's for dinner?"
-"Pizza emoji."
-"Why don't you just use the actual emojis?"
-"Don't know how! Sad emoji."
-[ Laughs ]
That is fun.
For this next one, Allison, you'll start.
-Okay. Okay. [ Clears throat ]
-Yep.
-"What's the song like doodads bop
maybe by the Jonas Brothers or some boy band?"
-"Hmm. I'm not sure."
-"Doodads Bop.
Bop Doodads Doodad Bop.
Doodad Bop Doodad Bop Bop Doodads."
-"'MMMBop' by Hanson?"
-"Yes!
I'm making a playlist for you."
-[ Laughs ]
Doodads bop.
[ Laughs ]
Alright. Let's do another one here.
You will start.
-I will start. -Mm-hmm.
-"Andyidontknowwhere thespacebaris."
[ Laughter ]
-"It's in the middle at the bottom.
It's labeled 'SPACE.'"
[ Laughter ]
-"Idontseeitandy couldyoubemorespecific?"
-"I don't know how much clearer I could be."
-"I found it!"
-[ Laughs ]
Alright.
Let's do another. This time I'll start.
Here we go. -Okay. Wait. Okay. Alright.
-Ready? -Okay. Yeah.
-"Mom, where are you?"
-"Leaving Walmart. Halfway home.
Why, sweetie?"
-"You brought me to Walmart with you."
[ Laughter ]
-"Oh, darn!
Be there in a bit."
-[ Laughs ]
-My thanks to Allison Janney!
You can see the final season of "Mom"
Thursdays at 9:00 p.m. on CBS.
I'll never forget this.