- White people be like:
- Hello, my name is Roger.
I drive a Ford Focus and I drink soy milk.
(laughter)
- Black people be like:
- What?!
Go ahead and finish it, man.
What do Black people be like?
- Okay, let's go!
- I love Tyler Perry.
- (Ian) Every Vine ever.
- Smack cam!
(air horn blares) - OOOOH!
MY EYEEEEE!
- (Ian) Every Vine ever.
- Are you sure this is gonna work? - Dude, totally!
Just hit that ramp, you'll fall in that soft pile of leaves.
It'll be a hilarious fail. Go!
- Okay! - Do it!
- Okay! (grunts)
Oh god! (groans)
- Dillon?
Oh my god... face-first into a fire hydrant?
That is EPIC!!! Whoa, good thinking, little bro.
Yeah!
- (Ian) Every Vine.
- (soulfully) ♪ I don't think so-o-o-o ♪
Yeah.
(ka-ching!) - (soulfully) ♪ I don't think so-o-o-o ♪
♪ (happy-go-lucky music) ♪
♪ (ominous music) ♪
OH-HO!
(singing) ♪ I don't think so-o-o-o-o ♪
- (Ian) Every six second loop ever.
- Hey, what's up, Vine?
Make sure to follow me on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Tumblr,
Facebook, Photobucket, Yelp-- uh, no, no, no.
Oh, f-- DAMMIT!
Okay. (takes a breath)
(speaking faster) Hey, guys! Make sure to follow me on Twitter,
Snapchat, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, uh... Google, Apple Maps,
uh, t-- (heavy sigh)
(speaking rapidly) Hey, guys! Make sure to follow me on Instagram,
Twitter, Snapchat, Facebook, Spotify, healthcare.gov,
Yahoo, Instagram, Apple Maps, Tinder-- F*CK NO!!!
GRRR! F*CK!
[BLEEP]!
(groans)
Mooom? I need another phone again.
- (Ian) Every GIF ever.
♪ (steamy music) ♪
- Oh, yeah, that's gonna make a great Vine.
I'm gonna post this right now.
- (Ian) Every Vine be like:
- So he carried you home?
I guess that's why they call it a "pick up line".
(laughs)
Was that good?
- So good! Hilarious.
- Was it? - Yes, don't doubt yourself.
Guys?
- You are awesome! - Come on, you are so great.
- Don't doubt it. - I mean, come on!
- Yeah!
- (Ian) Vine.
(chuckles)
- DOUBLE SMACK CAM!!!
- No! NOOOO! (air horn blares)
AAAH, MY OTHER EYE!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
- (Ian) Do it for the Vine!
- So you're a pretty cool girl.
Do you ever think you wanna go out with me sometime?
- (singing soulfully) ♪ I don't think so-o-o-o-o-whoaaaaa ♪
- (Ian) VINE!
♪ (EDM music) ♪
(vapid giggle) Girls be like:
- (shrieks) - OH!
- Oh! (gasps)
Anyway...
(cheerfully) Girls be like...
OH! F*CK!!!
(tires squeal)
(loud crash)
- (Ian) Every seamless loop ever.
- Remember, happiness is the way.
Always be good to your bae.
- Babe, are you hungry? I made that soup you like.
I slaved over it for hours. I'd hope you--
(spits loudly) (squeals)
- THIS TASTES LIKE SH*T!
- (Ian) Every trick shot ever.
- After looking at your chart,
it does appear that you have herpes.
- (sighs) Oh my god!
- I'm very sorry.
- How bad is it?
- It's... it's pretty bad.
- But do you think I'll live?
- (singing soulfully) ♪ I don't think so-o-o-o-aaaaah ♪
- God f*cking dammit!!! - ♪ Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ♪
- (Ian) Every Vine ever.
- (whimpering) Oh my god.
- I actually feel kinda bad.
Hey, man, I just wanna say I'm really sorry for this
ULTIMATE SMACK DOWN!!!!
(air horn blares)
(Ian splutters and screams)
- (Ian) Hey, guys, thank you so much for watching.
Click the video on the left to see bloopers and this "thirsty" deleted scene:
♪ (steamy music) ♪
- Son, the Hot Pockets are-- (loud gasp)
- Yeah! - (dad) Oh god!
- Dad, get out! We're making a thirst trap video!
- (Ian) And click the video on the right to see our new show
Seriously Stupid Sleepover, featuring the bathboys.
- Whoever can throw up the first wins. - NO!
- Yeah.
(glugging) (loud belch)
(woman screeches)
- (Ian) It's not that stupid.
Just watch it, you'll see.
And if you're watching this on a TV or touchscreen device,
all the links are in the description below.