Alright everybody, we're back.
This is Tom Hanks,
and in the commercial break,
he drove his scooter in here
and we're ready to go.
I don't know why we didn't start outside,
but this is what we're doing.
You gotta-
But, what I learned in the test is you got to wear a helmet!
Okay.
So put it on!
Okay.
And then just pick up the chicks.
All right, here we go!
Here we go. Let's go!
Let's get out of here!
All right, here we go. Yeah!
(audience cheering)
Look out everybody, look out!
Coming through, coming through, coming through!
How you doing man? Good to see you. Good to see you.
Let's go.
Yeah! All right, All right here we go!
Whoa, okay, yeah!
Hey, what a day. Is it beautiful or what?
Smell that air!
Hey, you better slow down, the gate's down.
Okay, all right. Okay.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
I'm going to need to see some ID.
Okay. I, uh, gee. I forgot mine.
I gotta-
You better step on it!
Let's get out of here! (gate snaps)
Come on! (audience laughter)
All right! Come on. Yeah!
A little slow with the both of us on here.
That was really slow.
The pick-up is not what we thought it would be.
Hey, Hey, Dodgers are in town. What do you say?
I love baseball. Let's go! Let's go!
Oh, here we are! Oo-yeah oh man,
oh we're up in the cheap seats!
Oh!
Look at that, oh nose-bleed.
Yeah, Let's go down those steps!
Come on, let's go, be fun, let's go.
(comedic painful grunting)
Peanuts! Get your peanuts here!
Let's go get some peanuts, there.
Okay, very nice, peanuts.
Thanks, gosh. I got them, I got them, yeah.
Hey, anyone want some peanuts?
(audience cheers loudly)
Hey, peanuts!
Here you go man!
Cool! Hey I'll do it too!
Hey, you want some peanuts?
(audience jeers)
Yeah, I will have a bag too.
(Loud thud) (audience laughter)
Let's head on down to the fields!
Let's go down to the fields!
(comedic grunting)
Hey it's Andre Ethier! Hey look!
Awe hey!
Hey Tom! Hey Coco! Let's see what you got.
Okay, hey, here you go my man!
Ready? Ready? And-
Up!
Oh, I gotta go this way.
(audience laughter)
Oh-(thud) Ow.
Oh sorry!
Hey, get back over here!
Let's get outta here! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Sorry!
Hey I got an idea, let's go to Hollywood Boulevard.
Okay, lets go, I know where that is.
Oh Darth Vader! You scare me!
Whoa so cool!
Crazy! Hey Superman! Spider-man.
Hey!
Whoa hey my friend!
Woody come on Woody!
Look it's my favorite deputy!
Yeah! (audience cheering)
Hey, howdy hey!
This is great!
Yeah that's great
You and Woody-
(cartoonish bonk)
Whoa! (audience laugh) oh sorry!
Oh man, Never would have happened to Buzz Lightyear!
(giggles) Hey this scooter is getting pretty dirty
Oh yeah, There's a car wash right over here.
Oh car wash?
Yeah yeah here, put on- yeah here we go.
Yeah (water splashing) (audience gleefully squeals)
(rhythmic motor sounds) (water sloshing)
All right! All right! Its okay!
No hot wash! No hot wash!
[Offscreen Voice] Okay, here you go!
(audience giggles and woos)
(loud machine whirring) (soft air blowing)
That was-aha get back on the street!
Well uh, It is a clean bike now!
Yeah, it's nice and clean now.
It says clean right there!
Hey, there's your car!
There? Yeah!
Hey lets go to the ah, you know what's near here?
The La Brea Tar Pits.
I have never been.
Well let's go La Brea Tar Pits.
Lets go.
(comedic rumbling sound)
Uh yeah La Brea Tar Pits..ya right
Smell that tar!
Yeah wow.
Pewwey,
Look at that!
Dinosaurs, Look at that,
prehistoric piece of Mastodon-
Hey, look guess what?
Here comes Prehistoric Man, right here.
Check it out. Yeah...
(audience hollers)
You and you, get off my tar! Get off!
Well, we will see you later.
(scooter motor revs up)
Better dry off in the sun I hope.
Whoa, Hey, Tom, I think you, ah-
I think you made a wrong turn.
Oh, no, it's going to be fine.
Here just hold on tight.
Whoa whoa no-no-no. No, I don't like this-
Come on, just hold back tight.
No I don't like this!
Almost!
No!
One! Lets go!
No!
(engine revs up)
(audience cheers loudly)
(both men scream) (audience screams)
(tire's screeching)
(audience claps)
Oh my god, Tom Hanks Everybody!
(audience cheers)