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(PD) Can you tell me about your worst date?
[Laughing]
Worst one?
My cheeks are red.
So I was one of those... who was looking for love on Tinder.
I was swiping and swiping... and there was a match.
I was going to do a first meetup. It was at a Kampong Glam cafe.
In the fasting month, to break fast together.
I went there at 6:30 and waited.
The whole place started to get crowded, so I called.
I was like, "Hello, excuse me, the prayer call is going to play soon."
"Are you going to reach?" She was like...
"Oh, but I'm still in the car."
But in the background, I heard, 'Ding dong. Bugis.'
So I was like... Why are you lying?
7:15 pm!
Haven't even break my fast.
Suddenly I heard chairs groaning and "excuse me, excuse me".
And I expected the person I saw in the picture to be the person I was meeting.
But the person was older than me!
And wearing all white, like a pontianak.
I'm very direct, so I asked why she looked different from the picture on the profile.
"Oh, that was me last time when I was still studying."
I was like, "Wa lao eh! Don't you think you're fooling people?" But I didn't say that.
I just said, "Mmm hmm." and I escaped. "I'll go pray first."
I ran out by the back door and I never saw her again.
I got catfished.
Usually, I will not swipe right on people who have very restrictive diets,
because I love to eat. But I thought, "He seems nice." so I gave it a shot.
Then we started chatting and he said that he's a competitive bodybuilder.
We went out to a restaurant.
He said, "I already had my dinner." I asked him, "What did you eat?"
He said, "Hard boiled eggs."
He got in touch with me again for a second date. He suggested this very nice Italian restaurant.
He said that the steaks there were amazing and that he could eat steak.
I went there and decided to get a pasta.
I said, "You're going to order some food, right? You came here on an empty stomach."
Then he said, "Yes, I'm hungry." and ordered a Caesar salad.
Ok, what happened to getting a steak? Then he said that he just wasn't feeling it,
and he said it was very sinful. Lying to me again.
Then the waitress came by with the salad first.
This was exactly how it was in White Chicks. "Salad for the lady?"
Then the guy was like, "Me."
Kill me. I felt like I was King Kong or something,
compared to him and his little lettuce leaves.
He insisted on paying for both meals,
then WhatsApped me and said, "Hi, can you transfer me $25 for the pasta?"
Hello?! If you don't want to pay, just don't pay!
Frigging waste my time. Still need to PayNow.
I matched with this girl. Let's just call her Mary.
We were hitting it off quite well. I asked if she wanted to meet for a meal, and she was like,
"Do you want to go for a seminar with me?"
I love museums and exhibits and stuff like that. So I thought a seminar sounded cool.
Sure, I'm game, Mary. Let's get some food and go for that seminar.
When I met her at first, she was a little awkward, so I thought she was just one of those normal awkward people.
So after eating, we went to this little random shop.
When we went in, the chairs looked very formal,
and for a moment I was worried that I was in a cult.
I didn't know what the seminar until a person came out and talked about traveling and stuff. and for a moment I was worried that I was in a cult.
I didn't know what the seminar until a person came out and talked about traveling and stuff.
I thought, "Hey this sounds interesting."
The next sentence made me realize where I was.
Because they were like, "So, are you ready to get rich together?!"
And everyone was like... [screaming].
"Get rich quick together and buy an island like so-and-so, Managing Director..."
That's when I realized that my first date brought me to an MLM seminar.
I went out with this guy and I suggested we play LAN.
And when the game is buffering,
he was constantly on his phone. I thought there was some sort of emergency going on, And when the game is buffering,
he was constantly on his phone. I thought there was some sort of emergency going on,
So I asked him, "Are you ok? Is anything wrong?"
And he freaking showed his phone to me -
"This girl is quite pretty. Should be a catfish, right?"
He was on freaking Tinder during the date.
If you don't like my companionship, just cut the date short.
One day, two of my colleagues highly encouraged me to try out Tinder.
So I thought, "Yeah man. YOLO, why not?"
Let me clarify this. It's not a date. It's an excursion. (???)
I went on this Tinder excursion...
with a guy. We talked over dinner and he seemed like a pretty decent chap.
He was like, "Wanna watch a movie after?"
So when we were in the movie theatre waiting for the movie to start, he suddenly did this...
"I just want to check whether you're cold."
He held my hand like that. Then he converted his hand... into a hand hold.
I was like, "What is happening?!"
I took out my hand. Moments after, he took his hand and put it around my shoulder.
Then I'm like, "This has gotta stop!" I took out my hand. Moments after, he took his hand and put it around my shoulder.
Then I'm like, "This has gotta stop!"
Then he moved on to touch my waist!
I'd had enough, so I said, "Why do you keep touching me?!"
Then he was like, "Why do you not allow me to touch you?"
And I was like, wow, this guy is RIDICULOUS.
He asked why he couldn't touch me! I said, "I hate it when people touch me in the movie theatre!"
When we went out, he still tried to like...
'Usually he doesn't do this on a first date'.
Stop giving excuses! You shouldn't touch someone if they don't allow you to!
Right before this, I'd already texted a friend.
My friend said, "Are you ok?" and came to save me.
And then I... freaking burst out crying.
I hope he doesn't watch this video, but if he does, shame on you.
Keep your hands to yourself! Only touch someone if they want you to touch them.
One day, I matched with this girl on Tinder.
On the day we went out, I was at work.
I was at a buffet shoot at this particular hotel.
They told us not to eat it as they prepared it half cooked to make it look nicer.
But me being me... We ate almost everything.
After the shoot, went for the date, met the girl... and guess what we were having? But me being me... We ate almost everything.
After the shoot, went for the date, met the girl... and guess what we were having?
Raw fish. Sushi.
As I was eating, I felt a little funny.
Bam. Stomachache.
Have you ever experienced this... Need to shit and need to puke at the same time?
Both come out, one on top one downstairs.
Horrible. So I did go take a shit, Both come out, one on top one downstairs.
Horrible. So I did go take a shit,
then I went out. She looked at me and said, "Are you sweating? Is that cold sweat?"
"No." 5 minutes later, I had cold sweat.
So I told her that I needed to go to the toilet again. This happened 6 times.
I puked out all the raw shit from dinner and the buffet. Disgusting.
It was orange. I don't know why it was orange.
Salmon is orange ah? No right?
Salmon is orange.
I'd never been on such a shitty date before in my life.
Where I literally was a shitty person.
I told her, "I'd send you home." Obviously, right?
Took a cab home. Just before I dropped her off, while in the cab,
She looked at me and said, "You know you have to make it up to me, right? Means you have to take me out a second time."
Then I was like... ooh.
That's right. Thank you.
And that was my first worst date ever.
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