The Gorilla Grabber is a primate paw
that helps to extend your reach and put a smile on the faces
of fellow homo sapiens.
But today, we're using it to complete competitive tasks
in The Gorilla Hand Challenge.
Hey, welcome to The Gorilla Hands Challenge.
We're going to take these gorilla hands
and go do crazy stuff.
Boom, boom, boom.
Mine's all groomed, and yours is all--
Frazzled.
Yeah.
All right, we're not dunking, we're shooting at 'em.
We're shooting.
Yeah, just like--
Shooting hoops.
Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf, remember that guy?
We're just going to go at the same time.
First person to score wins.
Yeah, game of knock out.
OK, all right.
Three.
Two.
One.
Come on, interference.
We have to grab them all like that.
We made it.
No you didn't!
Yeah, I did.
What?
[LAUGHTER]
Gosh, I'm not anywhere close.
Whoa!
Watch out.
Yes, I got it.
I got it!
I'm dunking.
[LAUGHTER]
How is that happening?
Yeah, one.
Two.
Two!
Nice!
There it was.
We just discovered how fun this is.
Yeah, it's got--
Shoot.
Oh, so close to the hat trick.
That's what they call it basketball, right?
[LAUGHTER]
So I fill a basket with these things.
Are we ready with that timer?
Give me like a three, two, one and I'm going to go.
Three, two, one, go!
All right, for the putty.
Going for the putty first.
Oh, this may have been a mistake.
Oh, no.
That's a good technique, that was fast.
Oh, what the heck?
Did you stick that down?
Oh, yeah don't worry, Eric.
I'm not going to get ya'.
This guy.
You're making me nervous.
Oh, oh, we got squirrely.
Oh no!
Let me think.
Come here.
Oh!
Nice technique, I like it.
Oh, dang!
Come ooon!
Oh, no.
There he goes.
He got flipped.
If you could flip that over, you could be the fastest ever.
Unbelievable.
Done!
25 seconds.
(whispering) 25 seconds?
Oh, grab it!
Cut.
54.
Oh!
So me and Cara both got 25 seconds.
Pretty good.
Wow.
Jamie got last, well--
So we have one minute to get all these off each other.
Just like they do in the wild.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm going for the nose.
OK, careful.
Oh, oh!
I can't get this off of your shirt.
Yeah, I kind of smashed them on there.
Why would you do such a thing?
Well I didn't want to fall off.
Why'd you put them in your hair?
I didn't mean to.
Ahhhh!
Got 20 seconds.
Ahhhh!
Get it off.
Stop!
What you got?
We did it, did we get it?
I think we're good.
OK, so stretchy fabric, I think that's the problem.
How do gorillas do it?
They have so much hair though, and they get the bugs out.
They have all day.
Oh, we got a tree going on.
Nice landscape is forming.
Beach ball?
Eyeball?
It's not easy.
No.
Not easy at all.
It's a vortex.
No.
That's interesting though that you thought
they would give us vortex.
I am looking.
I don't want you to look.
You can't tell me what to do.
Oh, no.
The pen slipped a little bit.
Kite, flying a kite.
Boom!
Oh, come on.
That doesn't help?
What is that?
That didn't help?
It's a little turtle.
Yeah, it's a little turtle on an eyeball.
Nailed it.
It's like the Pentagon with a tree sticking out from it.
Giraffe!
Yeah.
Giraffe, the little horn things, that's what did it.
The continent of Africa.
Hold on.
Ice cream cone.
You got it.
Really?
I would never eat that ice cream cone, but--
Looking like a shoe so far.
Shoe!
Sweet.
Snowflake?
Yeah!
OK.
What?
It's good, it's good.
Put in the comments who you think won the drawing contest.
Well, are you hungry Jamie?
Yes, Cara.
So first one to peel their banana and then eat.
And swallow first wins.
Luckily, I love bananas.
All right, you ready?
I'm ready.
Go!
Oh, I can't get a grip.
Oh, this is harder than I thought.
Oh, that's kind of tricky.
Yeah, it's very tricky.
Oh man.
Oh yeah.
A gorilla grip doesn't allow for--
Oh!
--them to get thin of a grip.
This takes finesse, Eric.
It does.
I don't have that.
Oh, oh, uh-oh!
No!
You're already eating?
I'm so effed.
Oh gosh, it's so slippery.
I see why Mario throws these things.
Get it, get it.
Oh, OK.
Why did I eat it so fast?
That was a mistake.
There we go.
Mmm.
I should have gone this end.
Yeah, see.
Oh, that was so much easier.
Monkeys are stupid.
No wonder we're better than them.
[LAUGHTER]
[GAGGING]
Eating a whole banana is a lot grosser than I thought.
I want to say good game, Jamie.
Good game!
Let's shake on it.
Shake on it.
OK.
It's fun.
Let's try it again, blow it up.
There you have it.
Buy the Gorilla Grabber to peel bananas
and then puke all over the place.
Ow, get out of my hair!
Buy the Gorilla Grabber and take the challenge,
or use it around the house.
Get a hold of your Gorilla Grabber now at Vat19.com.
I didn't think it was going to be that gross.
It became this mush.
Hey, but this worked.
A little pat on the back, good job.
Effort, good effort.
She's gorilla patronizing me.
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