Hey Patrick, are you angry too?
- Yeah. - What's the matter?
I can't see my forehead.
These words make my head sad.
I don't get it.
It's okay little fella, I don't either.
[moaning]
More, more!
Very interesting.
- Here your drink sir. - Thank you.
[groaning]
Oof.
[groaning]
[groaning[
[both yelling]
[both groaning]
He doesn't even have a nose.
Of course I have a nose, Squidward.
Why it's as plain as the nose on my...
Face?
[crying]
Hey Junior, how you doing today?
- SpongeBob? - Yes, Patrick.
Kid's kinda stinky.
I mean we're so dumb, we don't even have a vertebrate.
[yelling]
Look at me. I got no bones.
Wrong. That ain't my first dime.
Then have some more dimes. I've got plenty of them.
You can't put a price on my first dime.
And I can't forgive that thieving bilgerat Squidward for stealing it.
Listen you crustaceous cheapskate.
Squidward's been living at my house driving me crazy.
And you're not gonna hire him back all because of a stupid dime?
[crashing]
What's that?
My first dime.
Oh dimey, I'll never lose you again.
Got it.
Do you know what this is, Mr. Krabs?
- I don't care. - It's the first dime you ever earned.
And I am going to tear it up if you don't go back to being the meanie we need.
I said, I don't care.
Okay, here goes.
[groaning]
My leg!
Hear me Krabs.
When I discover your formula for Krabby Patties,
I'll run you out of business.
I went to college!
Hey! Let me go.
Oh, I'll let you go, squirt.
You'll never catch me Krabs. Not when I shift into maximum overdrive.
Hiya!
I knew I should've gotten the turbo.
[yelling]
Hear me Krabs.
You'll take this Krabby Patty from me when you pry it from my cold, dead...
[indiscernible squeaking]
[high-pitched yelling]
[yelling]
Uh-oh. Shoe's untied.
Under, and over,
and loop-dee-loop and over and through the barrel.
[yelping]
Pay close attention Patrick.
Well, you start by taking one lace per hand, and then you...
You gotta...
Loop the...
[stammering]
Are you sure you know how to do it?
Patrick, please. Shoe tying requires peace and quiet.
Okay, where was I?
Your shoes are still untied.
[cricket chirping]
Goodnight SpongeBob.
- Patrick, meet me in the kitchen. - Ah-ha.
I guess the dummy wants to have a private conversation.
[both laughing]
A dumb one.
[both laughing]
So, what's on your mind?
No wait. I already know the answer. Nothing!
[laughing]
See, that's funny.
Good to have you back on the side of justice, Kyle.
Come on Ernie, the movie's about to start.
Where's the popcorn?
It's in the microwave, Tim.
[deep breathing]
[loud clarinet playing]
Uh-oh. That's not better.
Hey, take it easy with that.
Those are my things, don't break them!
[loud clarinet continuing]
[clarinet squealing]
Uh, wait. I can turn it down.
[yelling in pain]
Everybody's a critic.
You won't be hearing from me anymore.
[jellyfish buzzing]
[clarinet playing]
Squidward yeah! Yeah, Squidward!
[whistling]
And that's how it ended. Clarinet returned. Case closed.
If I was as ugly as that guy I don't know what I would do.
- Patrick. Patrick. - What's my mom gonna say?
- Oh my gosh. If my sister finds out... - Patrick.
Wait, I don't have a sister.
[loud stomping]
Sam!
[groaning]
Brother!
Sis.
[laughing]
It's so good to see you.
Mrs. Puff! Mrs. Puff!
I'm finished. All 800 words.
I'm finished. Here it is.
Mrs. Puff?
Behold Patrick, the hallway of learning.
And here's the fountain of learning.
And these are the lockers of learning.
And these are the stairs of learning, right?
No, they're just the stairs. These are the stairs of learning.
But at least it's warm around the fire.
Hey, if we're underwater, how can there be a...
[fire extinguishing]
Great Barrier Reef! That patty's spoiled.
[flames soaring]
[laughing]
- Whoa! - Whoa!
[imitating siren]
Hooray!
I declare these fry cook games open!
[flames soaring]