(electronic music)
- Hello.
- Getting some milk?
- It's for Stephen.
- So how did you meet Stephen?
- I saw one of his videos on YouTube
and I just thought he was, like, really inspiring,
the stuff he said.
- So then you became friends?
- Well, he needed an assistant to help with his videos
and he asked me to send in a resume
but I didn't have one,
so he just asked me to write an essay on why I thought
the work he was doing was really important.
And I guess he liked it, 'cause here I am.
- America!
(crash)
(boys on video laughing)
- You ever watch Best Vines?
- Yeah, they're hilarious.
- (scoffs) What?
No, they're not.
It' just like, people falling down.
- Yeah, you're right.
- That's all it is. Why...
Why do they have so many followers?
- Uh- (knocking at door)
- Hiya superstar.
Listen, pal, Miss Humphrey from school called again.
Said you hadn't handed in that paper on The Scarlet Letter
that we talked about?
- Yeah, 'cause I was busy doing research on other stuff.
- Okay, well, school has to come before uh...
- Before what, Dad?
Before my career?
- Well, pal, I know the internet stuff's important to you
but...
- I could help Stephen with the Scarlet Letter paper,
Mr. Blatt.
I've read it twice, it's my favorite book.
- Well, maybe your friend can help you.
- She's not my friend, she's a fan.
- Oh, well.
Your fan has read it two times.
- Dad, please give me some privacy.
(scoffs) Believe me, I got a lot more important shit
to worry about than stupid Miss Humphrey's English class.
It's not even like you need English in the real world.
English class got me like...
- I...
- [Janice] Got him like that.
- Really, like what?
- It's emoji. (scoffs)
- Well, I don't know what that is.
I'll leave you to it.
- Shut the door.
(rock music)
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
- Are you okay?
- I'm just kidding.
I'm Stephen Blatt and you just got blatted!
- Is he okay?
- Come on, Janice!
They fell for it!
Holy shit!
(Stephen yells)
I'm Stephen Blatt and you just got blatted!
(baby crying)
Let's go, Janice, did you get it?
Did you get that?
Oops!
Gotcha!
I'm Stephen Blatt and you just got blatted!
- Are you sure you're okay?
That looks pretty bad.
(Stephen laughing)
You're bleeding!
- Oh!
Oh my god!
Ow, it really hurts!
Oh, it really hurts!
Janice, stop filming!
Oh no, oh no!
Oh, it really hurts!
- [Man] Are you okay?
(Stephen retches)
- Stop filming!
I'm Stephen Blatt and you...
- [Man] Are you sure you're okay?
(Stephen whining)
- Yeah, I'm just playing.
- Are you his friend?
You have to help him.
- [Stephen] (weakly) Ha, ha.
Did you get it?
- Yeah.
- Ow.
Can you upload it while we're walking?
- I'm uploading it right now.
- Ah.
- It's gonna look great.
- Yeah, it's gonna be so funny.
I'm gonna stick it in the ocean
to try to disinfect it.
(upbeat music)