*Sex noises*
Careful it's hot
Oh darling I need you to show me the.. the Facebook again
Well i can't tonight mum. I gotta go back to work remember
I want to show Trisha my lilies
Tomorrow okay
Heard Robert's in town this weekend
Mind your teeth on the nuts okay?
You're not getting any younger you know
*Sex noises*
*Climax*
*Giggles*
I guess I thought lunch invite might actually involve food
You could try the fridge
What is this some two part act? One fucks while the other pervert listens in
I didn't even know that she was here
It's Tuesday!
I don't do games
Jesus! Were you selling tickets?
Beth this is um...
Your too late. I've already come and now I'm going.
Okay...
She seemed sweet
What are you doing here?
It's Tuesday
Hey do it up! Come on...
She was hot!
She was a child!
Yeah what? Half your age plus seven?
You two are just jealous.
What because your girlfriend's haven't aged in like ten years.
Your like some sad old dude, you know, who's still wearing his sport jacket from his days of glory.
Why are you both here?
It's Tuesday. I thought it was a thing
Well that's good to see our Pot Luck's are important enough for you to remember
Your in trouble ay?
What's that?
I'm not eating that
Bon Appetit!
Ugh!
It's better... It's better. Yeah.
Than what, cardboard?
If you two freaks would eat meat then I could make my -
No! Rule number one, no feet, no faces
Oh, so she just remember
Oh come on, like you guys would've turned her down?
Uh I would actually
Yeah I'm not really into playing with kids
You're not into playing with anyone. It's been six years bro, isn't it time you got over her?
Mel!
So it's okay to pick my sex life to bits but we can talk about Deb's wasteland?
It's called abstinence. It's a lifestyle choice
So you can choose to change it?
Yes... if I wanted to
Could you?
I'm just having a bit of fun. I'm not hurting anyone
Oh tell that to your gym instructor
What was I supposed to do? She was all over me
I'm sorry Beth... I didn't mean to-
Hey it's none of my business
Nice one
Bet you couldn't go a week without sex
I bet you couldn't go on a date
Yeah well you'd come out in a rash if you went for more than three days without getting some
I'd rather have a rash then cobwebs
Cobwebs?!
All right you two!
I'm sick of hearing about it. It's time to put up or shut up
Fine I can take a week off
I was thinking something a little fairer
Like what?
Okay... how about you keep your hands to yourself
until you get your hands full
No, that sounds dumb
And what about you?
Sure I can hold out for Debs
Maybe you and your mum could have a little chat...
So we have ourselves a deal?
Tuesday Pot Luck's are on!