(D O O O R O P E N I N G) Ahhhhh! Such a beautiful day! (Uh)
(Yea!)
The sun's shinging in a beautiful way! (Uh)
(Woo!)
Gonna take a shower, (Water spurting)
brush my teeth, and
Life is ultimatly meaningless..
Uhhhhh okayssss
COUGH
U H H H H
But I'll get out of the house!
HA
Get on the road,
top down
hands out! (PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE STEERING WHEEL!!!)
Put on my favorite song and nod to the rhythm
The planet's being destroyed by your carbon emissions....
Oh!..
But I I
I'll head to class (and get suspended)
Try the best on every test, 'til I pass
and my grades are screaming in my face.
(Ayeeeeeee!!)
98% Of what you learn is a waste (Whew!)
I get tah
Hang out with all my friends
(Yea!!)
My friends are the friendliest friends (your friend is not real)
Can't think of a better way to spend my time.
Your brain is flawed and all your friends will die
Nevermind
I'm alive in the greatest nation
So proud of- -
The exploitation of the natives
This graceful bird means freedom to all!
Tell that to the slaves
And bald eagles aren't bald (RUDE. But true)
I can live in the moment, milk every second
At anytime you could get clinical depression
But I'll just be happy, no matter whats in store! (HERE COMES THE BEATDROP)
It's quite genitic and we have no cure
At least..
We are young!
Not for long
Life is fun!
It only goes downhill
We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it
Or you'll regret it
We are young!
For now...
Life is fun!
Woo!
For some people
We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it!
Good luck..
mew
Woooooo!
I got a brand new job today
Yea!
Doing stuff that'll help the econemy
( U H H ! )
I'll save money and buy things at the store
Banks can crash and captilism is flawed
And it's all,
because,
of my hard work.
At a thousand advantages you lucked into at birth.
I put alotta effort in my resume
Good thing you don't have a black person's name
I'm proud to functioning member of society
Finally,
I can be the citizen I dream to be
Part of the community,
contribute with my tax
What could possibly stop me?
The shrinking middle-class
🅐 🅐 🅐 🅐 🅐 🅐 🅐 🅐 🅐 🅐 🅐 🅐 🅐 🅐
At least I've got a nice, stable job.
Till it's outsourced to China
Or replaced by a robot
Oh gawd
Well then I could relax a bit
You'll be empty with nothing to distract from it
But man I'm a passionate graduate,
I could be different
And I have career paths to pick from
I could be a rapper or an animator if I'm lucky
Neither of those will make you happy
Trust me
I'm able to choose what I pursue
(Y E A)
You're a slave to people born richer than you
THEN SCREW IT!
I'll keep going in
then I'll party on the weekend and sing
Nah OOooooOOOooO
Wah HOOooOOooO
Thanks to autotune
We are young!
Not for long
Life is fun
It only goes downhill
We gotta make the most of it make the most of it
Or you'll regret it
We are young!
We still die
Life is fun!
Until you die
We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it!
Because you'll die
mew
Life is a wonder
You'll never know the answer
Natures a miracle
Natural disasters
It's good to be alive!
You could wake up with cancer
But I'm healthy..
Healthy people still get cancer
I love this show
It's the last episode
The sun is shining
Its going to explode
Every species is beautiful and unique though
Children have malaria thanks to mosquitoes
I met a cute girl with a pony tail
Statistically that relationship is going to fail
I have a wonderful family
It's like no other
You're not special and one day you'll bury your mother
Jeez dude...
No matter what I can find a home!
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𝙒 𝙄 𝙇 𝙇
𝘼 𝙇 𝙇
𝘿 𝙄 𝙀
𝘼 𝙇 𝙊 𝙉 𝙀
There's amazing potential
in every human on Earth!
There's no escaping the heat death of the universe
I don't have to live life based on negative parts
No matter how bad they are,
THEY'RE JUST THOUGHTS!
yea that's fair.
wait... really?
yeah that seems resonable.
Oh
Well in that case..
WE ARE YOUNG!
LIFE IS FUN
WE GOTTA MAKE THE MOST OF IT, MAKE THE MOST OF IT
WE ARE YOOUNG!
LIFE IS FUN!
WE GOTTA MAKE THE MOST OF IT, MAKE THE MOST OF IT!
Enjoy it while it lasts