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What up, everyone, it's your girl Superwoman, and being a YouTuber is hard, here's why: Number One- video ideas
Do you know how hard it is to think of so many video ideas so consistently?
Especially when you have over a thousand videos and you overthink everything
today's video idea
Today's vid idea... vid... video
Film... today's... today's fil- film project
Is about
Is in regards to - vid? Video-vid? vid... Video -vid. (snaps fingers) Movie
( hardcore music plays as Lily types and suffers)
WHY
Let's do.. types of people in the shower.
(Rhythmic eye-twitching)
Why don't you do types of people grocery shopping?
And honestly even if I try to follow trends to get views like a smart person,
I just can't get myself to do it. Hey you this is their diss track, and I am so relevant- nope.
Hey today, we're gonna make a galaxy fidget spinner-slime at - nope
What's on my shirt damn it. It's okay, tomorrow my boyfriend is gonna pick out a new outfit for m-no
Number two - algorithms
Dear YouTube 🎶 you
Change your mind
Like a girl
Changes clothes.🎶 And when I say girl, I mean other girls. Not me.
I thought girls would actually change their clothes regularly. I'm a bad example. same bra every day for life! No for real though
Imagine having a job. Where the rules of who sees your videos AKA. How you get views, AKA
How you get paid change all the time, And here's the kicker. It's all one big secret!
No one tells us, so we don't know. We're just making crap up. Here is live footage of every single YouTuber at least once a year.
So team, my views have been pretty inconsistent recently. Any ideas? Oh, the YouTube algorithm changed.
Yeah, videos nine minutes or longer are more favorable now. -Okay, so make my videos longer. Oh wait. No, never mind. Just changed to 14 minutes. Oh wait, wait. It says the algorithm changed
Oh wait. No, never mind. Just changed to 14 minutes. Oh wait, wait. It says the algorithm changed.
Okay
It only favours new creators now. And it says the best practice is enticing titles in all capitals. Mhm, mhm. Oh, nevermind.
It says they just did a survey, audiences now want authentic titles and thumbnails and tell people to hit the bell!
-Why? They get notified. -No they don't.
Here's the latest update; viewers MIGHT get notified if they hit the bell and Venus and Saturn are aligned
Also, let's talk about titles because the algorithm just changed and a lot of words are banned
-Well my next videos types of diets, so that's fine. Huh, you know, I'm not sure about the word diet...
-What's wrong with diet?
Diet... Die T
Die
It's basically death. It's murder. -Are you serious right now? Okay. What about...
What about... Okay, types of food consumption?
Hmm, I don't like the 'con' in consumption. You know it's just not a pro. It is super negative. Yeah, also the algorithm
Just changed and now we need to start pushing
Playlists instead of videos. Yeah, it says here that for every playlist clicked on the playlist committee gives you bonus algorithm points
-Okay, what about video tags? Can we improve those? No those don't matter. Oh never mind
They just changed the algorithm now tags are the only way people see your videos
Yes, but only in the first 24 hours And only the first 10 tags Also the algorithm
Just changed now four minute videos are the best -Let's just trial and error all the ways we might be able to eat dinner today
Job security!
Number Three.
FTC AKA what the eff, I know FTC AKA trade what is it? No that doesn't the federal?
Trade committee Hello Federal Trade Commission, that's how acronyms work duhh something
You might not even know exists
But basically anytime a youtuber or actually anyone does a brand deal online you might notice that they usually say #AD
Yeah
That's not because they want to it's because they legally have to. What do you mean all those people aren't genuinely that
Passionate about those Nature Valley granola bars?! Egad! And let me just preface this which I completely
passionate about those Nature Valley granola bars?! Egad! And let me just preface this which I completely
Understand I think is very important for people to disclose when they're getting paid to advertise something consumers should be
Protected I get it
But when you're a creative person FTC regulations straight-up murder your
Vision you could have a super adult video concept and be like yeah sure I will say this is an ad is that enough
No no no no no no, you'll need to put legal language in the first 10 seconds of the video
verbally and in text an X amount of times every X amount of minutes whatever when it's a girl
Advertisement, this is an ad hash tag of this company is my partner. This is a sponsored video spawn
Hash tags bond hash tag partner. Hash tag partnership tag relationship. Hash like tinder to be clear
I had received a large sum of money to communicate these specific talking points, which I will say very authentically hash tag
Experiments, here's why I'm complaining ok because I think it's a little unfair to be honest. There's many other
traditional
Celebrities that endorse things in different ways and they don't have to disclose it as much for example. What's that song call again?
Oh yes Jumpman Jumpman Jumpman these boys up to something or was it jump, man
Hash tag egg jump man hashtag spawn jump man this a branded song
Cayden number for adsense waves normal people season summer winter spring fall
Youtuber seasons summer break Christmas holidays back-to-school youtubers get paid to ads and ad agencies spend different amounts of money throughout the year
That in combination with if my audiences in school or not it came they got free time to watch my ducky self or they don't
Really impacts how much I mimic and typically there's two types of waves number one December
Number two!
January
Hey team listen up. This month there's only two meals a day okay lunch and water break
Could we at least turn on the heat?
The heat?
What do you think this is? Back-to-school season?
It's January. No.
Everybody knows in December Christmas shopping season ad senses popping and everybody knows in January when everyone's like
I can't spend no more money on nothing ad agencies are like
And I only go to meetings so I can get a free lunch
I am oh
What's that you thought that your favorite youtubers did so many videos during December because they just weren't again the Christmas spirit
Ha I'm even Christian
Get ready for 12 collabs
Number 5 comments now that we all know the internet is full of racist sexist um bag that say mean things
This is not new information
I think what a lot of people don't think about it that
Creators put a lot of time and energy into these videos
I mean some of them most of them a percentage do and sometimes when I'm really proud of a video
I made. I want to share some really insightful feedback I
Am so happy with our last video. Honestly. I think it's creative. It's timely. It's well executed. What are the comments it?
Notification Squad, okay scroll down do they mention anything about the dark color palette or anything like that, huh?
Please react to BTS anyone from the BTS army here. Don't read my user name. Don't look at my profile picture
Don't you hate when people beg for likes like if you agree here before a million views today is my birthday?
Early squad twelve likes and two thousand views YouTube is broken you copied Shane Dawson stop trying to be jenna Marbles nice
Pimple she's hot why does she talk like that I bang her please check out my channel
I post comedy videos. She has nice boobs even though I appreciate that you think my boobs are nice sometimes
I want to hear about my actual art first
You know but don't get a twisted the second thing you come and should definitely be about my boobs
It makes me feel great right. They are pretty awesome mary-kate and Ashley so full
They didn't even need to be in the reboot fuller house. Hey
What's this viewable oh right sorry? I hope you enjoyed my parents reacting to BTS
Real Talk though yes, I mentioned some struggles of being a creator, but I gotta say that there's so many more positives
I love love love my job
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genuinely me just saying you take time out of your day to come to my channel to watch my videos to interact leave comments if
You do and I really really appreciate that because I know there's so many other things you can watch online
There's so many other videos and the fact that you give me some time in your day really really does mean a lot and it
Does give me this wonderful job?
so thank you so much for watching my videos and now you can go to the end card in which I go promote things but
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