Me and my dad, your- your gramps used to go
every year when I was a kid.
We made so many memories of Camp Mastodon.
It's where I learned to run.
[laughing] We did it!
It's where I learned to swim.
It's where I learned to fly.
Whoo-
Oh, no, I knocked caramel sauce into the mac and cheese.
It's ruined.
Now wait a second, Lynn.
Mm. Oh. It's delicious.
The sweet brings out the salty.
Will Flip please report to the principal's office again?
Mind if I lay low here a while?
Get back here, Flip!
Phew. Thanks, Miss S.
Back in the day, I had a wicked crush on your father.
Every morning at my crossing guard job,
I'd listen for his melodious voice.
And when he talked to me in that cute accent
he picked up from his semester in England, I'd swoon.
Ello, love. Pip pip. Mind the gap.
[sighing]
[honking]
But I was too afraid to speak to him
because I thought he was out of my league.
So I started slipping notes in his pocket as he passed by.
[singing]
[sighing]
By my third note, I got up the nerve
to ask him to meet me here.
We were afraid you were going to be born
on the side of the road, but thankfully,
a black limo pulled up.
Could have knocked me over with a feather.
It was the President and the first lady.
When I told them what was going on,
they offered to give us a ride to the hospital.
Everything was looking fine again,
But you weren't a very patient baby.
We weren't going to make it to the hospital.
You were going to be delivered by the President
until he passed out.
Then the first lady took over.
What an amazing woman. She was so cool under pressure.
Of course, you had to hear that from me,
since you were passed out, too.
That's not how I remember it.
Anyway, she delivered you right there in the limo.
When we saw you for the first time,
our hearts just melted.
Mom, this is third time
Vanzilla's broken down this week.
Don't you think it might be time for a new car?
I would love a new car, guys.
It's your dad who won't go for it.
Vanzilla was his father's van and his grandfather's.
Someday he hopes to pass it on to you, Lincoln.
[laughing]
Whoa.
Ain't she a beaut?
I fell in love the minute I took her for a test drive.
Check this out.
[cheering]
[tutting] Not so fast.
This van is brand new and I wanna keep it that way.
Shoes off! From now on you'll wear these booties.
I want to buy this van.
Seriously, this hunk of junk?
She's not a hunk of junk. She's family.
Thanks for giving up, Veronica, dear.
I know it was a big sacrifice.
Veronica who?
Awe. [laughing]
I'm just glad we can all be together in Vanzilla again.
We are to.
Even if we're not actually in Vanzilla!
Wait, this isn't the Aloha Comrade.
We know. Say hello to your new office.
We felt bad about getting you fired
from your old IT job so, we got you a new one.
Uh, guys, you didn't get me fired
from my old job, I quit.
Why? So you could wash icky dishes?
Mm, not exactly. I'm training to become a chef,
my dream job and washing dishes is how you start.
I didn't want to tell you guys until I passed
my training period.
Oh.
Ow, my cooking arm.
Chef Sergei!
Hmm. Appears to be a hairline fracture.
You'll need to keep that immobilized
for at least three weeks.
I'm sorry, Lynn.
I know I just give your job back,
but I'm going to have to shut down for a while.
Oh.
Maybe not.
O. m. gosh, you guys, the dining room is packed.
Everyone loves Dad's Kona caviar breakfast sandwiches.
Mm. Lynn, you don't need to train to be a chef,
you already are one. Forget about the dish washing.
I'm making you my co-chef.
Go Dad. Go Dad.
Hey, everybody. I just wanted to say thanks
for helping get this place ready. Tada.
Wow.
Now there's just one thing left to do,
and it's kind of a biggie. Publicity
And I had a truckload of flyers made for you kids
to distribute all around town.
Nothing fancy, just advertising great food at a great price.
I was thinking that could be our motto.
Uh, Dad, I think there's a typo.
What?
Come on down to Lynn's Table for our g- gland opening?
Ah, no.
Well, Lynn, I'm gonna give it to you straight.
This is one of...
the best meals I've ever eaten.
I knew it was a dumb idea. I should have never served it.
I- um, wait, what?
Oh, it's sweet of you to be concerned, kids,
but your father and I don't need exercise.
We're in perfectly good shape. You ready, honey?
[panting] Give me a minute.
That took a lot out of me.
I'll go start the car.
Ah, dang it.
[grunting]
Oh, come on, you guys, look at yourselves.
We would, son, but the mirrors all the way upstairs.
Oh, okay, now I see your point.
Whoo! Really got the blood pumping today.
[panting]
Don't forget to stay hydrated.
[groaning, coughing]
It's onion infused water for better bladder function.
Ugh. Well, it tastes like BO.
I'll say.
[gargling]
Ah.
You kids must be famished. It's grub time.
- Pizza and fries! - Burgers!
Blood oranges.
No, I mean actual grubs.
Ew!
Ooh.
They're rich in protein and low in carbohydrates.
So eat up. You'll need your energy for tomorrow.
That's right. We've got a 6 a.m. lake swim,
followed by hot yoga, followed by 200 squat thrusts.
Hey, these are great with a little of this BO water.
Could you help me with my social studies homework?
Mm, sorry, son, it'll have to wait.
It's Throwback Thursday, and I have to post some pics.
And post.
[screaming]
What did you do?!
How could you post a picture from my awkward stage?
Ooh, five likes already. Maybe it'll start trending.
[screaming]
Don't be embarrassed, Lori.
Everyone posts old photos like that.
- They're harmless. - And post.
[chiming]
Oh, yeah? Then maybe you'd like to see Dad's latest post.
Hashtag potty champ? Hashtag Linky made a stinky?
So cute. I'll post this next TBT.
Whoa. What's all this?
Oh, this? Well, I just wanted breakfast
to be extra special since, you know,
everyone's growing up and moving on.
I know, honey, but we promised
we would hold it together for the kids.
Kids, breakf- breakfast is- I can't do it. I can't do it.
This is what alone feels like?
What are we going to do with no kids around?
Whoo!
Ha ha! I got ya!
Got ya!
[screaming]
[cheering]
Just follow my lead.
There ya go! Now move those hips!
Alright! Rock on!
[giggling]
[cheering]
Kitty like, meow!