- Hey, listen- - Yeah.
- families fight. - All families fight.
The fact that we're able to,
like, come together and then move on from it,
shows- - Shows growth.
- Yeah.
- I feel like we kind of have this conversation
at the end of every vacation.
- We fight, we argue,
but in the end, we love each other.
- This has been the roughest summer for me ever,
but I love these guys.
They're like my family.
- It's definitely a love-hate relationship,
but at the end of the day,
we really do care about each other.
- Biggest dysfunctional family I've ever had.
(everyone laughing)
- I would say so.
- You know, this trip took a lot of turns,
but we're all leaving as one happy family.
- All right guys, before we leave,
I have one more thing.
- [Vinny] Oh god, here we go!
- [Jenni] Whoa! I'm drunk.
- This vacation, like, went like that.
I'm so excited to go to my family.
You know, I miss my kids, I miss Jionni.
I can't wait to be a mom again,
but at the same time I'm just like,
I'm gonna miss these (beep).
I love them so much.
- I would like to say for one last time this summer,
that the cabs are here!
- Our cabs are here.
- [Snooki] The cabs are here!
Group hug, I love you all.
Group huggies.
- [Ronnie] Group hug.
- This was by far the best family vacation ever.
I think we lived it up.
I think I was pretty classy for the most part,
but I still showed my meatball side.
- Family vacation. - Wait,
where are the meatballs?
(everyone chuckling)
- Now I am so ready to go home and make a little meatball
with my Christopher and it's going to be amazing.
- It smells like alcohol in this huddle.
- Oh no! - Oh, it's me!
It's me, I'm sorry I blew.
- It smells like a bar.
- [All] One, two, three, Jersey Shore OG!
- Best to ever do it.
This vacation turned out dope
and I'm going home to my little girl,
but I'm worried for my boy Ronnie,
he's going through a whole rollercoaster of emotions.
One day he wants to be with this baby mama,
the next day he does not.
And he has to go home to that.
So I'm happy that Ronnie and I both live in Las Vegas,
so he can always come to me for advice
and I will be there for him.
He's my bro.
- Oh my God, we're out of this bitch!
- Mike, you made it.
- I know.
I (beep) made it, is right. - So proud of you.
- Thank you.
My future is a little uncertain right now.
Going home to a serious court case,
but my friends have my back,
my family has my back,
and my beautiful fiance is with me every step of the way.
- I love you. I'll miss you.
- I love you so much.
- I love you. - You're my best friend.
- You're my best friend.
I don't know what's gonna happen in the next couple months
and that's a scary feeling.
I'm gonna have a like, a little Ronnie running around
with her little crazy legs, crying and screaming.
I'm gonna give it my all and we'll be good.
I know we will.
- Love you guys!
- Yo, thanks for coming.
- Bye, bitches.
- I'll see you in Vegas.
♪ Then the sun will set slowly ♪
♪ Taking its time for us ♪
- There's definitely like tarantulas in there.
- Bye.
I'm sad my vacation is coming to an end,
but I'm like so happy that
for years and years we've been talking
about getting together
and we didn't think it was gonna happen.
It happened.
- Bye Jenni!
- [Jenni] Bye guys, love you!
- Call me!
- [Snooki] I miss you already!
Love you, see you later!
- Bye!
- Honestly, I don't remember much from this vacation,
but that's how it should be.
That's when you know you had a great vacation.
I can't believe...
- We out bitch.
- We're out.
- We closed one book,
long ago, five years ago,
but now we're opening up a whole new book,
of like old ass guidos on a wild ass adventure.
Stay tuned mother (beep) because we are not done.
- Yeah! (cars hooting)
- [All] The Jersey Shore family vacation!
(slow music)
- [News Anchor] The Jersey Shore's Michael Sorrentino
is reporting to prison today.
He'll begin serving an eight month sentence
after pleading guilty to tax evasion late last year.
- [Woman] Here it comes, here it comes.
A big black Escalade's coming out.
- Making a special video right now.
The Situation will reveal themselves in 2019.
(baby crying)
- Oh my God, babe!
- Yeah?
- Mike's going live,
going to jail right now.
- What? What do you mean live?
- Like, Lauren's videoing him
and they're in the car,
and he's on his way to jail right now.
- Oh my god, Chris.
- What?
- Mike just went live.
- [Lauren] People are just joining right now.
- Stan, last moments before he goes to prison.
This is not right.
(upbeat music)
- Just gonna handle this and put this behind me
and move forward.
- What a sin.
Oh, he look so nervous!
I can't. Poor thing.
♪ I really, really hate to see you on your own ♪
♪ You know I need you ♪
♪ Baby, I need you ♪
♪ Please just stay, stay ♪
♪ Stay with me through the most ♪
♪ Stay, stay ♪
♪ Stay with me through forever ♪
- [Lauren] You should see all the messages people have sent.
(Mike chattering)
(dramatic music)
- Oh my God, he looks sad.
- Yo.
- He does not look happy.
- (gasps) He looks like scared (beep).
- Of course.
- I can't even believe he's really going to jail.
Like, this is real life.
He's gonna be- - I don't think
I'd be doing this well if I was on my way to leave you.
- They are like, amazing.
♪ Stay, stay ♪
♪ Stay with me through the most ♪
♪ Stay, stay ♪
♪ Stay with me through forevermore ♪
♪ Evermore, evermore ♪
- There's really nothing to say really.
Just take me to jail.
(upbeat somber music)
- [Producer] Are there any last words or thoughts
before you go away?
- Listen, listen.
I wouldn't bet against Big Daddy Sitch,
because if you, listen,
you can throw me to a pack of wolves.
I shall return leading the pack.
(cell doors rolling) - Babe,
let's just pack and get outta here.
- Are you okay, Chris?
- Look at me. - Oh my God!
- What did it feel like?
- It felt like someone punched me in the face.
- Alright, relax.
Don't (beep) be so dramatic.
Oh my God. We get it.
I shot you in the face with a (beep) cannon.
- [Chris] You owe me for this one.
- Actually, you know what?
Do they have another one?
- You can't even make this (beep) up.
- You can't make it up.
The only way you can sum up the last 24 hours
is if the Poconos was in the twilight zone.
Bitches are (beep) trying to kill her husband.
(cannon firing)
Jumping in pools. (man screaming)
Nicole's falling off stage.
(Snooki yelling) - Oh my God!
- I'm like, I just, I need to go home.
I need to get out of the twilight zone.
♪ Say that you'll be here ♪
♪ Say that you'll be here 'til the end ♪
♪ 'Til the end ♪ - Are you all packed?
- I'm all packed.
- All right.
- Let's do it.
- Oh my God, you still have the blue face on.
- I know, honey, we gotta get outta here.
- You look like Braveheart.
- It's a boy.
- I feel like this was one of our better vacations.
- I think so.
- What a trip.
- Great success.
- Yep. We poked our nose in a Poconos.
- This vacation was once in a lifetime.
The roommates went above and beyond for my birthday.
- Happy Birthday!
- The wrestling match was unbelievable.
(punch sound) (wrestler thuds)
(people cheering) I loved meeting Saffa Bear.
- Cheers to the new happy couple.
- Yes.
Nice meeting you guys too. - Nice to meet you. Cheers.
- Living our best life in the Poconos.
(beeping)
(all shouting)
- I mean you could put us in a cardboard box
and we would have a good time,
but this vacation was once in a lifetime.
- We have a lot of things to come.
- We do. - We do.
Two babies.
- Two babies, a wedding.
- A divorce.
(Zack laughs)
- Is this (beep) look blue to you?
It's blue, right?
- You just seeing (beep).
Come on, babe.
- Kiss me.
- No!
Jerk!
- Yeah. I wonder if by the next time we get a place
if they'll be together or not.
- I'm not a therapist, but I mean, come on.
- [Chris] Let's go.
- Whoo!
- We got a long ride home.
- What a fun way of ending the trip.
- Yeah, I wouldn't call it fun.
Come on.
It's the most dangerous baby shopping,
I will tell you that.
- Oh (beep) you.
- I'm hoping that when Chris and I get home,
we could figure our (beep) out.
Go to therapy.
And things will get better between Chris and I.
I'm really praying for the best.
I really am.
- You gonna get (beep) blinded by Papa Smurf.
- Shut Up!
- We just wanted to come and say bye.
You are such a keeper.
- See you, Chris. - Thank you.
- Leaving the resort, it's bittersweet.
I'm gonna miss everybody,
and I know that the next time I see everybody,
like, they're gonna have kids,
and the family's gonna be bigger.
But I get to go home with Saffire
and we had an amazing trip.
I'm excited to see where we can go from here.
Let's go baby. - Thanks, honey bun.
(upbeat music)
- Our keys are deactivated.
It's time to leave.
- Let's ride out.
- Come on babe! - I'm coming.
- Peace out Poconos. Its been real.
- Where is Nicole?
- I don't know.
(Snooki snoring)
- I'm out this bitch.
We're on the way.
- Bye, main piece. - Bye, side piece.
- I am sad to see this vacation end,
but there's still so much stuff, like on the horizon.
I'm ready to get to LA and start my bi-coastal lifestyle.
- Bye Vinny, love you.
- Love you. - See you soon.
- I'm gonna fly you out.
You're a fly out ting.
- All right.
- It just hit me that he was leaving.
- We got two babies that need to be born.
- Hi!
- (indistinct) for a moment.
- Okay. - Okay?
- He's got a cute face, honey.
I know I'm officially "Big Daddy Sitch" right now.
- Jenny is getting married again.
- Are we ever gonna get married?
- Still Hawaii?
- It's either that or like Italy or Spain.
- Will Angelina and Chris get divorced?
- Regarding a divorce to be secured in this
or any other jurisdiction? - Divorce?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Divorce?
- There's never a dull moment with us.
- I want the full experience of the placentas.
Is this considered cannibalism?
- No.
- Our first drink together
in like two years. - Cheers to a meatball day.
♪ Living my best life every day ♪
- Ow! Get...
Ow! It hurts my asshole.
- Holy (beep).
What is that?
- [Vinny] Can't wait.
This is what we do.
(Snooki snoring)
- To LA we go.
Warm weather. Beaches.
- Bye Poconos!
- One last kiss in the Poconos?
- One last kiss in the Poconos.
(Jenni giggling)
- It's a boy!
- [Snooki] Where'd everybody go? What's happening?
Jenni?
♪ Living my best life every day ♪
- Well, this has been a lot of fun.
- Every day was a great day here.
(cymbal sound)
- You're going through this divorce!
I gave you a- - I'm (beep) not good!
- You see what a dumpster fire this is?
- I hated yesterday.
- If you're saying that I'm talking (beep),
the whole group chat is talking (beep).
(Snooki screeching and laughing)
- (shouts) Christopher! Holy (beep)!
(all moaning)
(Pauly D knocks door) - Oh!
- You just poured wine on me!
- This time was a little messier than normal though,
I think this one.
- Hey listen- - Yeah.
- families fight. - All families fight.
The fact that we're able to, like,
come together and then move on from it,
shows- - Shows growth.
- Yeah.
- I feel like we kind of have this conversation
at the end of every vacation.
- We fight, we argue, but in the end we love each other.
- This has been the roughest summer for me ever,
but I love these guys.
They're like my family.
- It's definitely a love-hate relationship,
but at the end of the day,
we really do care about each other.
- Biggest dysfunctional family I've ever had.
(everyone laughing)
- I would say so.
- You know this trip took a lot of turns,
but we're all leaving as one happy family.
- All right guys, before we leave, I have one more thing.
- Oh god, here we go.
- I'll be right back.
- Of course, Deena has one last activity.
Uh oh.
- So, I wanted to get you guys souvenirs from San Diego.
- Are those matching clothes?
- Yes. They're like cozies.
So once everybody has their sizes,
why don't we get the kids,
get together and then we'll meet downstairs for the photo.
- Okay. - All right. Cool.
- Guys, welcome to my life, matching outfits.
- [All] Oh!
- All the pictures always come out cute when we match-
- Oh! - and you're always happy.
- Chris is sitting on the couch tonight.
- Yep.
- Hey guys.
- Ready to hit the road, my love?
- Come on, Greyson, this way.
♪ We're running nowhere chasing fire ♪
♪ Undone and all replacing life ♪
- Excuse me,
do you mind taking a family photo for us?
- Yeah.
- All right guys, ready?
- [All] San Diego.
(upbeat music)
- Yo, see you later, bro.
- See you later, man.
- Bye, little Romeo.
- Bye, Mike.
Well, I'm sad because I have to go back home to reality
and my divorce is coming up,
and dealing with that is not gonna be easy for me,
but I know I'm not alone.
- Bye. - Bye my love.
- I love you. - See you later.
- Bye. - I've got this amazing group
of friends by my side and I'm ready for hot girl summer.
Let's go.
- See you guys later! - Bye!
- Bye!
- Back to Jersey.
Leaving is always bittersweet.
I love to be around my family, but I also love to be home.
So it's time to pack up.
Get back to Moser.
- [Lauren] Say "bye California".
- See you next time, San Diego.
Another successful vacation.
I'm sad to leave them,
but I know I'll see them again real soon.
- San Diego will never forget Vin Day.
(upbeat music)
I gotta start planning Vin Day 2035.