Starlight, starlight
There's a magical feeling so right
Oh, LeeAnn Rimes. Song: (It'll steal your heart tonight)
You can try to resist, try to hide from my kiss
But you know, but you know that you
Can't fight the moonlight
Deep in the dark, you'll surrender your heart
But you know, but you know that you
Can't fight the moonlight, no
You can't fight it. I've tried
You cannot fight the moonlight Rosie: You can't fight it.
Rosie: You can't fight the moonlight Rose: You can't fight it
Audi, FUCK OFF out of my asshole! Rosie: *laugh*
Sorry, I can't see a single thing 'cause the sun's in my eyes
But today, we are going HOME!
We're going home! It's my dad's sixty-somethingth birthday and he's retiring. It's a double-bash!
It's a double bash, so we've got a family meal,
we've got a big family party, and then we're gonna go see my family as well,
So we're having a spontaneous family trip home.
We're bringing out laptop, we're bringing our cameras so we can work as well.
I don't know if this light is doing any justice for my skin
But do you know what? I'm a human being!
We're just in the shadows basically. You look like Phantom of the Opera.
Do you know any Phantom of the Opera? Rose: Hell does that mean?
Well he has one side of his face is like...dark.
Whaaat.
Hidden.
FINE. I'll take it. Rosie: 'Cause I think--
I'll take it because it sounds sexy. Rosie: --he got burned.
I'm so sorry. I just spat on the lens.
Rose: Hey, Rosie, doesn't your dad live in Milton Keynes? Rosie: I'm so sorry.
My dad and loads of my family live in Milton Keynes, actually.
Rose: Should we go find him?
Spit on him, put some bum fluff under his nose-- Rosie: Right--
Rose: LAUGH, stamp on his face, take a testicle and RUN!
We should go round Milton Keynes trying to find my dad Rose: *hysterical laughter*
"'Scuse me, have you seen my dad? I'm trying to find my dad."
You never know! Someone might be like "Yeah, I work with him" or something.
I don't know. Rose: Oh my god, it could open a whole can of worms.
It could open a can of worms. Rose: And in your case, you'll probably find one on your finger!
I hate being in the slow lane.
Do you know why? I'll tell you why.
'Cause I'm always staring at the ARSE of something bigger. Story of my life.
Have you ever mouth-washed in the morning, and then
found some on the side of your mouth,
eaten some papadums and then licked you face and thought,
"Ooh! A minty aftertaste."
No.
Never happened to me.
Rose: Do you know what? I'm relatable. Shut up.
Rosie: Do your best Shakira!
Okay.
*impressive but slightly mocking Shakira sounds*
*continuing exceptional Shakira voice*
Don't even know the words! *squeak-laugh*
But I like my version more. *smug Dix face*
Right, I know for a fact...that Dexter is gonna be on this chair.
I also know for a fact th--
Right, that's it.
He's purring, shhh.
Right.
Can we just talk about how *large* this cat is?
W-w, one sec. Let me just see. Right.
Rosie: Watch it moving. *wheeze-giggle*
Rose: Look at his head. Right. A pea.
Look at this.
Beached--I couldn't even get him in the shot!
Rosie: Look at this in comparison to my hand. [Both laugh]
Rose: Thing is, though, in his defence - bless him - before we want to body-shame,
It is actually fluff. Look.
Look at this. It's all flufflet. See?
Rosie: It's not.
Rose: No, I know, I'm just tryin'a--
I'm preserving his feelings, look.
Rosie: He's so soft. Rose: Look, don't be embarrassed, alright?
Rosie: Aww, yeah.
Rose: Unfortunately this is the lead-up till Christmas
It's not even an excuse!
Rose: No offence: what's your BMI?
Rosie: I just remembered... Rose: What?
Rosie: One time I went to your house years ago... Rose: Yeah...
You made me a tuna baguette sandwich... Rose: Yes...
And I had the farts so bad.
[Rose laughs]
And, like, we were, like, dating but I stank!
So we're back at home. Um, it's great.
I know I'm at home because the wifi password is an essay
of, um, numbers and letters, both lowercase and upper
Um, having a great time so far.
The heating's on sometimes, then it's off for a longer period of time than it's been on for.
It's my dad's birthday tomorrow.
I'm really excited about that.
Uh, turns out John and I have bought very similar presents
with a distinct difference in quality
Um, really excited for Dad to unravel John's, especially
We're seeing my brother's show on, uh, tomorrow night
My brother is a part of an am-dram group.
Rosie: And tomorrow we're seeing my mum and dad.
Rosie: Step-dad. Rose: And tomorrow we're seeing Rosie's parents
which I'm really exicted about, and then the day after
that we're going over to my uncle's--
Isn't this just HILARIOUSLY interesting for you?
Um, we're going to my uncle's house, which is--
Rosie: I'm not over the fact that your cat's a whale.
Leave. The cat. Alone. Okay?
I've got bad hair. Because, you know what?
I slept with it wet. No regrets.
So did I! So-- Rosie: No regrets.
The last time--on the Diva shoot, the makeup artist said,
"Rose, if you go to bed with your hair wet and put it up in a bun,
you can have beach curls the next day."
Looks like I've literally touched a livewire.
And that's all--and that's all that happened.
And I was like, "Oh...that's nice."
Least I can pull it off.
But we did sing along to Madonna on the way here,
which was excellent. Rosie: Yeah, it was.
My--my part was good...
[Weeze-laugh]
Only joking!
Rosie: Took--took a while to sink in, but when I got there,
I wasn't pleased with the result.
I'm gonna try to get some excellent footage for you
during these family reunions because,
there's nothing more interesting than seeing the dynamics of other people's family...s...
So Laura Dix is gonna be there, John Dix is gonna be there,
Um...Rosie's gonna be there and, um,
few other interesting, flamboyant characters, so
I'll check in with you guys when there's an appropriate time to whip out my camera.
Which is never, which means it'll all be done in secret.
Sorry, no-one's gonna sign any forms...of release...
with this vlog, so, you better behave...u--...
Okay?
Bye!
Wait, no, NO, listen to me.
Before you can even do an intro, I've got
a STUPID BITCH tailgating me, right, and she's such a bitch.
I hate her fringe, I hate everything about her. Rosie: [Laughing]
She literally just appeared like a wet fucking mop in my
In my rear-rere-rev RR RA RARAGH!!
I'm not--I h--Look, I don't suffer from road rage,
it's just that I hate everybody who isn't you or me.
Happy Lauren Jauregui coming out daaaaaa--
Rose: --aaaay! Rosie: Lauren Jauregui came out last night, so we
went to bed. We were like, "Ooh, should we turn in?"
"Should we have an early night, all?"
Like, put on our dressing gown and our cocoa,
went to bed, went on Twitter
"WHAT'S THIS?"
Lauren Jauregui's come out BISEXUAL,
Um, sorry, but how jealous are you that she's on my team?
It's a proud, proud day. Um.
Rose: Well done, Lauren!
Well done, Lauren.
Rose: I'm sure you're watching!
Rose: GET OUT OF MY ASSHOLE!
Okay, so, question!
Um, every time we sign off to say bye, are we just gonna go
"Jauregui!"
What's her name from--what is Bette's real name?
I do know it.
Rose: Jennifer Beals.
Jennifer Beals Instagramed this photo like,
Oh, with Ilene Chaiken, like "Oh, working on new things."
#thelword #comingsoon
Rose: Oh my god, I hope Lauren Jauregui's in it.
Jauregui.
Rose: Maybe it's too soon for that. I don't know.
Okay, Jauregui!
Jauregui!
Bye!
Okay, we're walking down Broadway, and Rose is absolutely freezing, so she's making a fuss.
I'm FREEZING.
It is really freezing. Rose: It's not funny, Rosie.
It's not funny.
[Rosie quietly laughing]
Why am I such a dick?
Rose: Right. What's the most embarrassing thing you can do in a nice little village?
Rosie: Um...
[Rose makes a fart sound]
Rosie!
God! [Rosie laughing]
We're just gonna go past where I proposed to Rosie.
Everyone's a little backwards here.
...What?
So they're probably looking at me thinking, "What's she doing?"
"What's that invention she's holding?"
It's called a camera! Rosie: What do you mean, backwards?
Rosie: Do you mean they're not with the times? Rose: It's called a camera!
Yeah. Not with the times. That's what I mean.
They're not Amish, Rose.
I never said that they were!
Rosie: I'm so. Cold. Rose: I'm...I'm so cold, I could cry.
Have you ever been so cold, you could literally just blow chunks? Like this.
[Throwing-up sound]
Ooh, 'scuse me. Nearly down his back.
Oh my god, we're near where I proposed, and...and then--
Rosie: We could even go in the garden Rose: --kissed my life away.
Rosie: Oh. Rose: Joking, in a nice way.
In a sentimental sense. Rosie: Oh my gosh, wait.
Rosie: No-one cares what you're saying because, look.
[Rose laughs]
That's where we stayed! Where she proposed.
And there she is. Wait, you proposed to me through there.
Yeah.
See, you look great in your coat.
Rose: Ohh, thanks!
So, where was it? It was all the way through.
Right if I zoom in. Rose: Private property, and I'm hungry. Let's go!
Rosie: Okay. Where those green trees are she proposed.
Rose: Yeah. That is where I, though, that is where I--
Rose: That's where I said, "Rosie...will you do me the greatest honour and become
the biggest ball and chain of my life?"
Rose: Laura came dressed as Hogwarts. [Laughs]
Rosie: Hufflepuff prefect.
Rose: [Laughs] Hufflepuff prefect!
Rosie: You're not at Cambridge now, Laura.
[Rose laughing]
Okay, so we've just finished the meal.
We just, uh, took the piss of Laura because she came dressed...as Hogwarts.
Um, I actually really liked that. It's probably--ironically it's probably a really expensive jacket.
Rosie: She--she does look like a school girl. [Laughs]
She does. [Laughing]
Laura ordered the "artisan and rustic bread" and I was like,
"I'm not being funny but ONLY someone wearing that jacket who went to Cambridge
would order the artisan and rustic bread."
[Squeal-laugh]
So we had a really good time there. John's performance starts at 7. Cannot wait.
Rosie: Oh yeah, John's performance.
I'm gonna be like, "Are we allowed to shout things?"
Rosie (singing): It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Rose (singing): ...A lot like Christmas.
[Jibberish singing to the tune]
[Rose's especially jibberish singing] "Ada-su-ni-nani-noo, nami-su-mi-mani-noo!" (Etc)
Rosie: There's Lygon Arms!
Rose: There it is!
Rosie: 'Waaay! It's where you proposed. Rose: It's so Christmasy, Rosie.
Rosie: Doesn't it just make you wanna be Vlogmasing already?
Rosie: It does.
Rose: [Sigh]
Rose: GET OUT THE WAY, YOU LI'L BITCH!
Rosie: So cute. Excuse my dirty window.
Rose: Excuse my dirty mind. HOH-HO-HO-HO-HO!
Rose: Oh, god.
Rosie: [Screaming] WOAH!
Rose: Sorry, my mistake.
[Both laugh]
Rosie: Oh my... Rose: Ohhh, dear.
Rosie: That is so pretty. Rose: I went the wrong way there.
Rose: I went the wrong way there, everyone.
[Rosie laughs]
Rose: Fuck is it?
Rosie: D'you know-- Rose: Oh my god, my dad said,
Rose: "Are you gonna get lost?" Rosie: No, Rose, you've gone to the wrong place.
Rose: No I haveeen't! Rosie: Oh my god...
Rose: Have I gone to the wrong one?
Yeah.
Rose: Oh, FUCK ME! Rosie: Babe, it was meant to be--
Rose: FUU! Rosie: It was meant to be the other way.
Where are you go--that Short Stay?
Oh my god, everybody, we're having such a married couple moment. Rose: Fuuuck.
Rose: I literally have--
She's gone the wrong way. Rose: Shit.
You literally have-- Rose: Hold on, I just need to--
Rose: I just need to turn around. And everyone will just chill the fuck out.
D'you want me to ring your dad?
Rose: No, it's alright.
You sure?
Rose: Yeeeaah.
'Kay.
Rose: Ring him!
Oh, do you want me to ring him or not?
Rose: Ohh, I don't know where I am! [Whines] Oh, he's gonna be all angry because he's had to wait a long time.
Rose: That's my fault. And I did a TOTALLY illegal turn.
Yeah, you really nearly killed me, but--
Rose: No, you had your seatbelt on. Rosie: It's a good job I had--
Yeah, but it's a good job I'm in such high spirits. Rose: Just chill, alright?
Rose: Just chill the fuck out. Right.
Rosie: [Laughs]
Rose: Stay there, please, you.
Rose: Right, Rose Dix is coming through, and I'm a, kind of a, semi-celebrity, so move. MOVE.
Thanks.
Rose: D'you know what? I'm fucking lost.
Yeah, it says Long Stay, right!
Rose: Oh congratulations, you can read!
Yeah, well, for some--for some reason you can't. Rose: [Taunting trolling sounds]
Rose: [More trolling sounds]
Rose: Herio--here we go, here we go.
"Herio."
Rose: Herio.
Babe, this is-- Rose: Oh, is that the entry? [Laughs]
No, it says no ent--no, it says no entry.
Rose: Do you know what's funny? I need to shit.
[Laughs]
I need to shit as well...
Rose: Alright, we're just experiencing the warm-up, everyone.
[Laughing]
(Singing) When the crazy wheel slows down.
(Singing) Where will I be?
(Singing) Back where I started.
(Singing) Don't get me wrong--I'm not complaining.
(Singing) Times have been good. Fast, entertaining.
(Singing) But what's the point...if I'm concealing.
(Singing) Where will I be?
(Singing) Back where I started.
[Applause, whistling]
Rose: Okay, um, just to summarise...
Rose: John's play...it's called Chess. I have no idea, even after nearly three hours of performance,
Rose: what the fuck it was about, but I'm pretty sure my brother played a Russian chess piece,
Rose: who fell in love with another chess piece, and cheated on his wife chess piece
Rose: in order to be with that chess piece. Right, Rosie?
Rosie: Right.
Rose: I REALLY enjoyed it. I gave him a standing ovation.
Rose: No, I didn't! I shouted and whistled, and...the thought was there.
Rose: And then we saw him afterwards and he was really happy because
he just bought a pocket watch that day.
Rose: [sigh] Ahh, wonders will never cease.
Rose: What a day it's been! I've had such a good time.
Now we're just going back to my mum's house so that we can snuggle and eat some Pringles with my mummy,
And tomorrow we've got another family reunion, yay!
Uh, as you can see, the weather's GORGEOUS, and today has been a real, real success.
Laura and Ben have gone back to London, and tomorrow we're going over to my uncle's house, and it's gonna be greeeat.
Right, Rosie?
Rosie: Right.
Rose: Rosie's learned lots about my family today.
She's learned that sometimes you've gotta to sit through three hours of chess and STILL not understand it to have fun.
Right, Rosie?!
Rosie: Right.
Rose: Alright, Rosie, if you've learned one thing from this evening's events, what would it be?
Rosie: It would be that there's so much more than meets the eye when it comes to chess.
Rose: Oh my god, I couldn't put it better myself, Rosie.
Rose: Alright then, Rosie, well, over and out for now. Say a big Lauren Jauregui bye!
Rosie: Jauregui!
Rose: Jauregui!
[Music]
Hi, guys!
So we're at the BONCAs awards, which is a new awards ceremony for 'British Online Creator Awards,'
and it's pretty manic, isn't it, Rose?
It's pretty manic!
Shall I just do a little pan 'round?
Do you want to hold my bottle, Rose? Rose: Yeah, do it, do it, do it.
So this is what we're in right now. This is the first of its type, so it's kind of crazy.
[Music]
[Voice over] Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the first ever British Online Creator Awards.
[Digital sounds]
[Voice over] Here to present Lifestyle Video of the Year, it's Rose and Rosie!
Good evening, London. Looking fresh.
[Cheering]
Smelling ripe.
Uh, what an honour it is to be presenting the Lifestyle Video of the Year award.
Uh, everyone knows that presenting an award is, um, is far better than winning one.
So actually, we're all winners here.
Not you. Especially me.
Well, no.
Don't cut me off.
Let's take a look for the nominations for Lifestyle Video of the Year.
[Cheering]
[Voice over] Lifestyle Video of the Year.
[Digital sounds]
Alright, and the winner is...
Zoella!
[Cheering]
Now, unfortunately Zoe isn't here to accept her award,
but we are accepting the award on her behalf.
Perfect, snooze you loose. Thanks, take that.
Thanks so much, everyone. Uh, real honour. I'm extremely talented and hoping to break into the mainstream this year, so...
Alright, thank you very much!
Thank you!
[Digital sounds]