On a scale one to 10 how would you rate him?
7 -You're definitely an 8
10 -10
You can hurt my feelings, it's okay -9 or 10
7.5 -I was going to say 7
I got thick skin, thick pale skin just like you
7
Sure
You seem very lovely -8.5
You could be a serial killer -11
Based on limited data, we're going very high
10 -6.8
-cause I like tall blonde skinny guys
How about now? -Honestly, 9 or 10?
Yeah, 9 or 10.
I like tall
Okay, taller than me? -Taller than you.
You've got the height
And I like your glasses, and your big smile.
How tall do you...what you want, woman? Like basketball players?
What makes you think I'm so intellectual? -I think you're confident
with how you speak. you know what you're saying.
You're looking for NBA players who love to read like
literature like that's very very difficult -Wouldn't that be nice?
Square shoulders -I think Denise Rodman
I like the style, he's got the vintage thing going on
I'm going to give you like an 8.7 And that's good...I'm not going to give him like a 10
You're probably, what, 5'10 and a half or something? -No
5'11 and (3/4) -That's bullshit, that's not even true.
You're lying.
You can give him a ten -I was being nice If you like him, why don't you date him?
9 -6
Little tension going on, little debate
-Yeah, babe, what the hell?
Capped off the outfit really well
With the eyes and the shoes -I'm winning you over slowly -Slowly
Originally, it wasn't that good.
See, next time, you gonna need to...
iron the shirt, iron the shirt
In a couple of minutes it will be like a ten!
I don't know how you'd rate me because he's a ten, so I'd better be a ten
Now it's a solid 8, yeah 7.5 now.
You guys are going opposite directions.
Three buttons, three buttons improve... -Oh really? What about that?
That's too much, it's like...do a little less.
Who's taller?
So we're just talking to a girl who loved tall guys and she said her dream guy was
like 6'4 6'5
How tall are you? -6'4
Most guys are just at a similar level -Okay
Most guys -Unless you're like...
Channing Tatum
So for you, you probably really like
-There it is, there is the ten... Do you have a tattoo?
I do.
I'd say, 7?
Woody Allen Channing Tatum
Channing Tatum Woody Allen
You see that? -Hi five, I see that
There's so much great chemistry -They're never gonna make it to the flea market
You're like an 11.7
On a scale from 1 to 10, what do you think I am here?
We kind of have a similar... We're kind of matching today, actually, look at this
so 10!
-Uh, 10 10? -yeah
12 with the glasses -I think she's bullshitting me
I'm not bullshitting -Based on the glasses, you seem like a 7.
You seem like an 8 or 9 -8 or 9?
I like bigger guys, usually.
so like, buffer?
What do you?
What about now? What about now?
You seem like somebody who would be a good guy
to have a conversation with -cool, cool
So this is bad? This is like 4.
It's like, this guy..
has trouble writing out his name
What about physically?
Physically? Yeah
What do you like in a man? -In a man...
Um, manliness -manliness? What if I were to like pop out...
more chest
8 or 9, dude I like this guy. Thank you, thank you, dude. -Complete package!
Even with the wrinkled shirt -I didn't notice, now you're like a 9
Oh...shit -Your shirt needs ironed!
Until we did this, I had no idea that was such a big thing
7.3...7.3 come on now. -No
I'm actually...I don't like, facial hair and stuff like that that much.
yeah...true Asian...Woo!
It is not growing like a tree
In bulk doth make Man better be;
Or standing long an oak, three hundred year,
To fall a log at last, dry, bald, and sere:
A lily of a day Is fairer far in May,
Although it fall and die that night— It was the plant and flower of light.
In small proportions we just beauties see;
And in short measures life may perfect be. -...not bad!
you want to re-grade what you originally said?
There was this cute blonde woman...loved tall guys. if you're out there
I'm in the law school Come find me!
Special thanks to Dignified G. Poem by Ben Johnson
Thanks for watching LiuTube Ouch, that really hurt my voice