- Do y'all wanna watch me fail my driver's test?
Here we go.
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- I am 27 years old, grew up in Brooklyn,
and I do not have my driver's license.
- I am 27 years old, I was born in the state of Texas,
and I do not have a driver's license.
- I'm from India, and I have never driven a car.
- I am 30 years old, I'm from Texas originally,
where I have a, a permit.
(laughs)
- I'm 29 years old, originally from the Bronx,
living in Harlem now, and I do not have a driver's license.
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- You are making a left turn from a two-way street
and into a one-way street.
When you have completed the turn your car should be:
- From a two-way street into a one-way street?
- I, what, I,
I need a picture.
- If you turn into a one-way street,
there isn't a left or right lane, so I think
that eliminates the last two.
- This is a two-way street.
- Great, that's two lanes there.
- Making a left turn, maybe I shouldn't get my license.
- I'm gonna say, in the left lane of the street.
- When two vehicles enter an intersection from different
highways at the same speed, which vehicle
must yield the right-of-way?
- Oh heck.
- Oh God, it's either to your left or your right.
(laughs)
- I don't know if I've ever been in a car that did that.
- You're not supposed to signal somebody on,
like you're supposed to go.
Cause then if they get in an accident, it's your fault.
- I think it's the vehicle on your right, I'm guessing.
- I'm gonna say vehicle on the left, because I have no idea,
and that's like the first option there.
- What does a slow moving vehicle emblem look like:
They don't even show pictures, they just have words.
- Eenie, meanie, miney, moe.
- I feel like I'm in like, minesweeper,
where every single square could just be to my demise.
- I don't know, maybe it's the triangular orange sign,
that's just a guess.
- I'm gonna go with, triangular orange sign.
- Assuming that the street is level, what should you do
after you have finished parallel parking in a space
between two other cars?
- I just, like, think of parallel parking, and I know, like,
this is wrong, just like going in, but I think of like,
these big suburban malls, and when the cars are like,
parked next to each other.
- I straight, oh gosh, you turn the wheels in some way,
and I don't know which way.
(laughs)
- I told you parallel parking is not my thing.
I don't love this.
- And, I do remember that if you park
on a downhill slope, parallel park,
you have to turn the wheels in.
- So, even though I didn't pass the parallel parking part
of my road test, I know this part to be true.
Straighten your wheels, and leave the room between cars.
- On a road which has no sidewalks,
a pedestrian should walk on the:
- I wanna say, oncoming traffic.
- The side of the road where the traffic is moving,
cause, that's also where cars should go.
- You don't, wait, do you face oncoming traffic?
So you can see it?
Someone told me you should face the oncoming traffic
so you can see a car about to hit you.
- I'd say, side of the road facing oncoming traffic.
- I think, facing oncoming traffic.
You definitely don't want cars whizzing
from behind you, so probably, would wanna see
what's going on in front of you.
- The driver's left arm and hand are extended downward.
That's a chill driver.
This hand signal means that the driver plans to:
- So, I've seen drivers do this, and I didn't know
it was a thing, I just thought they were like,
hanging out, being cool in their car.
- I'm gonna go with a turn left,
similar to how it is in bicycling.
- I think they're stopping.
I think that means stop.
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- Oh wait, I passed.
- What?
I passed!
Oh my God!
- I passed!
- I have failed!
(laughs)
- I wouldn't use the word excited, I'm rather relieved
(laughs)
that I passed.
- I think if you just like, use your common sense,
and if you've been in a car, like a few times in your life,
I think you're gonna be fine.
- I don't wanna make any promises, but I think
after today, I'm gonna go out there and at least
try to get a driver's license.
- I am bad at driving, and probably bad
at questions about driving.
So I will continue not driving.
- Ha-hah!
Catch me on your roads in 2018, baby.
Clark's getting his driver's license.
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