>> James: NOW DOLLY, ARE YOU WITHOUT QUESTION THE MOST
MULTITALENTED LADY SINGER, SONGWRITER, ACT RES, PRODUCER,
YOU HAVE A THEME PARK.
>> YES, DO I.
>> James: YOU HAVE A THEME PARK NAMED AFTER YOU CALLED
DOLLYWOOD.
NOW WITH THAT IN MIND WE THOUGHT WE MIGHT PLAY A LITTLE GAME,
OKAY.
A BRAND NEW GAME THAT WE'RE CALLING DOLLY WOULD OR DOLLY
WOULDN'T.
ING WITH O I WILL ASK YOU THINGS AND YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHETHER
$EE WOULD OR DOLLY WOULDN'T.
OKAY.
>> OKAY.
>> James: SO FIRST UP FIRST UP DOLLY WOULD OR DOLLY
WOULDN'T YOU: PLAY THE "BENNY HILL THEME TUNE" ON A KAZOO?
>> OH, DOLLY WOULD.
>> James: THEN LET'S FIND OUT.
>> James: THAT'S IT.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: DOLLY WOULD.
DOLLY DID.
OKAY.
>> James: NEXT UP, DOLLY WOULD OR DOLLY WOULDN'T YOU RANK THE
MALE "FRIENDS" STARS, JOEY, ROSS AND CHANDLER IN ORDER OF:
GOING TO GIVE YOU THESE THREE.
MARRYING AND SETTLING DOWN WITH FOR A LIFE TIME, DOG, CAR,
ALL.
ONE OF THEM, HAVING ONE WILD NIGHT OF PASSIONATE SEX WITH,
AND THE OTHER SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE SHARING A ROOM ON A
CRUISE SHIP BUT YOU CAN'T SLEEP WITH HIM.
>> WHY WOULD YOUIVE DO THAT.
>> CHANDLER WAS ALREADY WITH MONICA IN THE SHOW, SO THAT'S
OUT.
>> James: NO, TO BE CLEAR, THEY'RE ALL SINGLE.
>> NO, THEY'RE NOT, WE'RE GIRLFRIENDS ROSS WAS WITH YOU,
WE ARE GIRLFRIENDS, WE WOULDN'T DO THAT.
(APPLAUSE) >> JOEY HE-- HE IS THE ONE THAT
LEFT THE SHOW SINGLE, I THINK I WOULD GO WITH HIM BECAUSE YOU
KNOW, HE HAD MONDAY CHARACTERS HE HAD YOU, AND JOEY PROBABLY
HAD CLAP AND SYPHILIS.
>> James: YOU HAVE GROT TO CHOOSE ONE FOR EACH, YOU HAVE TO
MARRY ONE.
>> I WILL TAKE JOEY.
>> James: SO YOU WILL MARRY JOEY.
>> DOLLY WOULDN'T-- SHALL YEAH, SHE WOULD.
>> James: SHE WOULD.
SO YOU WOULD MARRY JOEY AND YOU WOULDN'T DID ANYTHING WITH THESE
TWO.
>> YEAH, I WOULD TAKE ROSS TO DOLLYWOOD.
>> James: TAKE HIM TO DOLL HEEWOOD MEANS SOMETHING ELSE.
IS.
>> I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME, WHERE AM I GOING WITH HIM.
>> James: ARE YOU GOING GO ON A CRUISE WITH ROSS AND THE HOT
SEX WITH CHANDLER.
>> WHY NOT.
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
FINALLY.
>> YOU GOT OUT OF THAT ONE.
>> I DID.
I ALREADY DID IT.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: FINALLY, DOLLY WOULD OR
>> James: FINALLY DOLLY WOULD OR DOLLY WOULDN'T YOU PLAY A
WASHBOARD WITH YOUR FINGERNAILS?
>> OH, I WOULD, I DO.
I DO.
(APPLAUSE) WE ALWAYS DID AT HOME, YOU HAVE
TO HAVE ACRYLIC NAILS BUT EVEN WHEN WE WERE GROWING UP I WAS
ALWAYS THE ONE PLAY, BUT WITH THE ACRYLIC NAILS I CAN JUST
PLAY, BUT WITH THIS.
WORKING 9 TO 5.
♪ BARELY GETTING BY.
♪ ♪ IT DRIVE YOU CRAZY IF YOU LET
IT.
♪