>> Reggie: "THE BOLD AND THE LYRICAL," WRITTEN BY KANYE WEST.
STARRING: JESSICA BIEL, BRYAN CRANSTON, GIOVANNI RIBISI, JAMES
CORDEN AND REGGIE WATTS AS THE PRIEST.
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>> FOREVER, EVER?
FOREVER, EVER?
>> FOREVER, EVER.
>> James: LET'S HAVE A TOAST FOR THE (
LET'S HAVE A TOAST FOR THE ASS- (
LET'S HAVE A TOAST FOR THE SCUMBAGS.
BABY, I GOT A PLAN.
RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
>> WHO HE?
>> HE AIN'T NOBODY!
IT'S TOO LATE.
>> James: YOU SHOULD BE HONORED BY MY LATENESS.
THAT I WOULD EVEN SHOW UP FOR THIS FAKE (
>> EXCUSE ME, YOU SAYING SOMETHING?
>> James: GET DOWN, GIRL, GO HEAD, GET DOWN.
>> I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU, BUT THE VIBE IS WRONG.
>> James: DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN, FIREWORKS AT LAKE MICHIGAN?
MAYBE WE CAN START AGAIN.
>> HOW COULD YOU BE SO HEARTLESS?
>> I'M A (
I CAN UNDERSTAND HOW IT MIGHT BE KIND OF HARD TO LOVE A GIRL LIKE
ME.
>> THROUGH THE FIRE, TO THE LIMIT, TO THE WALL.
FOR A CHANCE TO BE WITH YOU, I'D GLADLY RISK IT ALL.
RIGHT DOWN THROUGH THE WIRE.
>> James: YOUR LOVE IS FADIN'.
>> I MADE THAT BITCH FAMOUS!
>> Both: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
>> James: YOU CAN'T CALL HER THAT, MAN.
>> NOT COOL.
>> NO, THAT'S A GENUINE KANYE WEST LYRIC!
IT'S ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT!
>> James: YOU DON'T WANT TO TAKE ON THAT SQUAD.
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
CHOOSE.
>> GOD, SHOW ME THE WAY BECAUSE THE DEVIL TRYING TO BREAK ME
DOWN!
>> BABY!
>> DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME NOW AND THEN?
'CAUSE I'M COMING HOME AGAIN.
MAYBE WE CAN START AGAIN.
>> James: UH, I NEED YOU TO HURRY UP NOW CAUSE I CAN'T WAIT
MUCH LONGER.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
HOW CAN I BE SO RECKLESS?
>> SHE'S SO SELF-CONSCIOUS.
THAT MAJOR THAT SHE MAJORED IN DON'T MAKE NO MONEY, BUT SHE
WON'T DROP OUT, HER PARENTS WILL LOOK AT HER FUNNY.
NOW TELL ME THAT AIN'T INSECURRR.
THE CONCEPT OF SCHOOL SEEMS SO SECURRR.
SOPHOMORE THREE YEARRRS AIN'T PICKED A CAREERRRR.
>> I THINK I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
ALL OF MY KINDNESS IS TAKEN FOR WEAKNESS.
>> James: THAT, THAT DON'T KILL ME CAN ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER.
>> I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING, THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE
THING.
>> SERIOUSLY, BRYAN?
THAT'S DRAKE.
THIS IS THE SECOND TIME!
>> MY BAD, MY BAD!
SHE TAKE MY MONEY WHEN I'M IN NEED.
YEAH, SHE'S A TRIFLING FRIEND INDEED.
OH, SHE'S A GOLD DIGGER, WAY OVER TOWN... THAT DIGS ON ME.
>> WAIT!
>> IF YOU AIN'T NO PUNK, HOLLA "WE WANT PRENUP!"
>> All: WE WANT PRENUP!
YEAH!
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JESSICA BIEL, BRYAN CRANSTON AND GIOVANNI RIBISI, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
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