[Adam] Yeeaaah boi!
[Mark] I remember when Smosh did this. That was hilarious.
[Adam] What? Remember how they got famous off of- [Mark] Because of it?
[Adam] like, not really fair use material cuz they used the whole song
and it was basically an alternative for people to listen to the actual song.
[Mark] But I'm so glad they made it.
[Adam] ♫ Poookémoon... ♫
[Mark] I mean- [Adam] YEEAAAH BOI!
Oh my god!
I remember this.
[Mark] Ha, '90s kids will remember this. [Adam] Oh God.
[Mark] Gengar uses the power of suggestion!
[laughter]
Oooh it's super effective!
[clip] Now this giant Pokémon is about to attack!
[Mark] Giant Pokémon? I don't know if- [Adam] "Onyx" is just a euphemism for a penis.
That's why Brock always whips it out at the ladies.
[Mark] Brock rhymes with cock.
[Adam] Ahhh!
[laughter]
Is that a...
pencil holder or a sharpener?
You're leaving the house at age 10.
[Mark] Ugh, gross...
that pillow... [Adam] What?
I don't see anything wrong with it.
[Mark] Oh yeah, you wouldn't!
[Adam] "Oh sweet! I get to choose
between water,
fire,
and fucking leaves."
[clip] Bulbasaur!
Waah!
[Adam laughs]
[clip] Choose it or lose it... [Adam] What?
[Mark] Choose it or lose it. [Adam laughs]
[Mark] Bro.
[Adam] Oooowwwwwwww...
bah bah bah
baaaaah...
[clip] Charmander...
[Mark] Oh my god.
[Ash gasps]
[Adam] A wet dream!
[clip] Oh no!
What time is it?!
You... got your first pokémon?
That's right, loser! [Mark] "And I'll never tell you what it is!!!"
[Adam] "I don't even wanna show it off."
[clip] Professor Oak, where's my pokémon?
You look like you're ready for bed- [Mark] "Why don't you go home, little baby?"
[Adam] "Are you a boy or a girl?"
[Mark] Yeah, Squirtle.
[clip] I choose Squirtle! [Mark] Yeah! See?
[clip] Already taken by someone who was on time.
[Adam] "Yeah, I didn't even give them the ball."
"It's like another $35."
[Mark] "You get a Squirtle and a rope!"
"And you should be happy that you have that!"
The dankest pokémon of all.
[Adam] "Except for this one I've been hiding in here, because..."
[Mark] "Cuz I'm a fucking troll!"
[Adam] So 4kids is not okay with guns being pointed at people,
but they're okay with children playing with electricity?
[clip] Don't you know I'm a big kid now?
[Mark] "I stopped pooping my bed yesterday!" [Adam] "I'm 10 years ooold!"
Aaahhh.
They all died.
There's like 30 casualties.
[laughter]
This whole town is dead.
"Well... I better leave"
[Mark] "You get a pokémon and a rope."
[laughter]
"You should be happy you get that!"
[clip] And since you're the pokémon I'm training,
don't you think you could be a little nicer and just open your mouth and-
[Adam] UGGH!!
"Open your mouth, let me put on this rubber gloves and let me touch you with my balls."
[clip] Who's that pokémon?
[Mark] Oh I know that pokémon!! [Adam] OH MY GOOOD!!
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's...
🎺 🎺 JOHN CENA 🎺 🎺
[clip] Ok, I get the message!
[Mark] "I can beat up a bird on my own!"
[clip] Now I'm ready to take the next step to be the number one Pokémon Master.
[Mark] "Yeah, once I catch a Pidgey, I'll be number one!"
[Adam] Why you need to do that to your hat?
[Mark] Just imagine he's wearing a fedora and he tipped it.
[Adam] If you run to the ball and, like, hold it close with your hands...
what would that do?
Cuz I think that's what I would try doing.
Waaah!
[both] Awwww!
Rat trap!
[clip] Eeeeeehh! [laughter]
[Mark] Damn birbs...
[clip] Unlike Pidgeys, Spearrow has a terrible attitude.
It's very wild and- [Adam] It's very wild...
I caught a bird in a backpack once.
[Mark laughs] [Adam] I'm not even kidding.
[Mark] You're disg– you're a horrible person. [Adam] No, it was-
I'll tell you later...
"This is how I earn its trust."
"Suicide."
[Mark] Road dogs: "You ride together, we die together."
[both] OH FUCK!
[laughter]
Mark] Why the fuck...
[Adam] I would be terrified.
[clip] What are you doing?!
[Adam] "Goodbye!"
What an asshole.
[Mark] Weeeeeee... [Adam] Hahaha Pikachu is like "thank you!"
[clip] Just hang on now, Pikachu, we're almost there!
[Adam] Is it dying? [laughter]
[both] Awwwww!
[Mark] "My hair!"
[both] Oooh...
[Adam] Pikachu broke its neck.
[laughter]
[Mark] He's dead! Look at that thousand-year stare. That poor animal's dead.
[Adam] Goes back to professor Oak: "I need another one." [Mark] "I broke it."
[Adam] "Touch my ball, Pikachu."
"Just touch my balls."
[Mark] Rub it three times and make a wish.
[clip] Spearrows, do you know who I am?
[Adam] "Whaaaat? Naaaaw." [clip] Ash Ketchum, from Pallet Town!
[Adam] "Ooooh. Okaaay."
[clip] I'm going to capture and defeat you all! [Adam] He's gonna capture all of them?
This music.
[clip] Come and get me!
[Adam] This got me in the feels when I was a kid.
[Mark] Ooh, senpai. [laughter]
[Adam] Low frame-rate saves on animation costs.
Yeah!
Wow!
Aw!
Yeah!
Wow!
[Mark] Bakana!
[laughter intensifies]
You self-destructed. You're dead.
[Adam] It's a Ho-Oh! It's Gen 2!!!
[Mark] Aw, what a pretty birb!
[Adam] Oh my god.
[Mark] Hate to see 'em leave, love to watch 'em go. [Adam] Shut the fuck up.
[clip] There is no data. There are still pokémon yet to be identified.
[Mark] Oh.
[laughter]
Thanks.