- I am Karolina Petersburg,
Melania Trump Wife Coach.
I coach all the Trump wives
and have contract for any future wives.
There will be many.
I coach many wives.
Any bad man who want young, hot woman
they come to me.
Right now business go boom
because many bad men exposed in media,
so wives must leave.
Now they will need new, young, hot wife.
I will help them.
Still, Donald Trump is number one bad man.
Being married to him is high pressure job.
Good money but you want to, how you say?
Kill yourself all the time.
This is where the training happens.
Training's very difficult.
You say I love you, Donald
and will remain of highest quality for you
and then kiss for three seconds.
(foreign language)
- Do not count out loud.
That will make soft penis
and soft penis means hard anger.
Again.
You see, one, two,
she not kiss long enough,
so he punish her with more kiss.
This is clothing that is appropriate for a wife to wear.
Like if Jackie O did a line for QVC
that showed off boobs.
Under there must be made of gold or money.
These only things that turn husband on.
Now, it is very important to accessorize
with biggest jewelry possible.
Remember, you are less woman than Christmas tree
or receptacle for precious objects and husband vanity.
I have to have this talk with Sasha all the time.
The only husband she can get is owner
of regional estate empire.
Pathetic.
- He's millionaire.
- Millionaire is not billionaire, Sasha.
- I'm learning.
- Not fast enough.
I also help interviews and speeches.
Maybe you find speech by other wife.
Maybe type of wife who has two Ivy League degrees
and likes husband.
- The only limits of the height of your achievements
is the reach of your dreams
and your willingness to work hard for them.
- Then you steal the best parts.
- The only limit to your achievements
is the strength of your dreams
and your willingness to work for them.
- Your smile must have no sadness.
Save sadness for your eye sorrow.
It lets the world but not your husband know
your silent suffering.
Smile.
- How are you holding up, how are you doing?
- I'm great, I'm very strong, I'm very confident
and I'm doing great.
- Marla was expert with sleeping with eyes open
but Ivana she tried too hard to be businesswoman.
What is American expression?
You cannot be good wife with opinion.
Ivanka best wife though.
Too bad she daughter.
Of course there are many more things to learn,
say, "I love you," in way where it is not lie,
helping pick out big suits,
how to hold hand without shuddering,
touch his penis without throw up
and of course, hardest task of all is
select new wife.
When she come,
I will be there.
Oh, I cannot say things like this.
- Good morning, Mrs. Petersburg.
I have some potential wife recruits
that I would like to show you.
Up first, this is Diana.
She is...
Okay.
This is Lisa.
Now, she has a beautiful glow,
and okay.
This is Barbara.
She has no family
so she is looking for some security.
- Barbara is pretty.
Tell her we accept if she do Botox.
Next.