Hey guys it's Jenn
Since my last YouTube video
I've decided that I'm officially now a beauty guru.
Because that's what's currently trendy
and
I'm
a basic bitch.
So, I've been trying to come up with a new user name. Like Glitter-Syle-Hair-Vlogger-Beauty
-Perfect-Hot-Sexy-Babe
666
Anyway I digress...
Since I've decided to become a beauty guru
life has just gotten, so much harder.
Everyday tasks have suddenly become impossible to complete.
So I decided to do, what I know how to do best.
Google It. So I went on Google and searched
'Life Hacks'
To find hacks for my life.
And I found a bunch of life hacks that really work!
So here are some life hacks that actually work
that I found on the internet that I am going to be reading and doing for you
for original quality YouTube content for my channel.
I'm a piece of sh*t.
You can actually start a fire with Doritos® and a lighter.
Who would have guessed?
If you're stuck in the cold wilderness and you need to start a fire...
And the only items you have on you are just the everyday ones that you always have...
a bag of Doritos® and a lighter...
then you're gonna live bitch.
Doritos® are actually flammable; like most foods are.
And if you have a lighter, it will light them on fire..
like lighters usually do.
So you can start a fire with your Doritos®.
Life hacked!
Are you having a casual get-together with your friends
and just wanna play some hot jams?
[ha ha ha]
But nobody brought a speaker?
Don't worry!
All you need is a pair of earbuds
and you just stick those babies in your nose holes
and open your mouth
and BAM!
Really gets the party goin', ya know? [music]
Did you just make some delicious pasta, but you can't separate the pasta from the water because you don't have a strainer?
Then just use your tennis racket.
Everyone has a tennis racket.
We all love tennis.
And it looks just like a strainer, so...
Obviously it can work like a strainer as well.
It's so great that you can use your tennis racket to hit some balls around
and then also go home and strain some pasta with it.
It has so many uses and just works so well.
Dinner is served... am I right ladies?
[shoe squeaking on floor]
[LOL]...
What the [beep] am I doing?
That's the best name I could come up with for this hack.
Do you read in the bathtub?
I do!
No I don't, I don't read.
If you do, then you'll know about the scary possibility of your book falling into the water.
So all you need to do to prevent that
is get one of those command hooks and a dog leash.
Attach the command hook to the wall of your bathtub
and attach the leash to the book
then put the leash handle on the command hook and BAM
If you happen to drop your book while your reading it in the bathtub, the leash will save it from falling into the water.
Do you ever get hungry in class, but have one of those annoying teachers
who tells you you're not allowed to eat in class while meanwhile she's sitting behind her desk
eating a full course meal the entire time?
All you need to do is take a book and an exacto knife
cut a square in the book with your exacto knife
and fill that baby up with food.
Then you can sit in class and pretend like you're reading
while in reality, you're just shoving food into your mouth.
No one will ever know.
Are you reading a book and want to save your spot but
ugh, you forgot your bookmark?
All you need to do is use that ketchup that you carry with you everywhere
because everyone carries ketchup with them everywhere
like you never forget your ketchup.
You might forget your bookmark, but not your ketchup.
No one forgets their ketchup.
Just take your ketchup and squirt some of that on your page
and then close the book.
Then you won't forget where you left off.
It's super easy and super convenient because you always have ketchup on you.
Alright guys, those are all the life hacks that I found on the internet
that I'm going to be sharing with you today.
As you can see, they really worked and they're really helpful for your everyday life
so I'm sure you guys will be using them all.
And yeah, obviously this video's a joke.
I feel like I need to say that because a lot of you guys think the stuff that I post is really serious.
I hope this video made you laugh, and if it did then make sure to give it a big thumbs up.
And also, leave a comment down below because I have no friends.
I'm so lonely.
I just want human interaction.
And yeah, that's pretty much it for this weeks video.
Thank you guys so much for watching,
and I will see you all next Saturday with another new video.
Bye!