Since I'm a kid I wanted to be Nipple-Man.
You know he solves crimes with his nipples
I never got to have a blind date really, unfortunately. I wanted to.
I thought about going online and like going on a
dating website. At least this process will be anonymous. And it´d be fun.
yeah like I really wanted to know how it like
works at matching likes and dislikes. They would have figured out it is you.
Every like is like Drew Barrymore movies - love them
I actually did struggle with the scenes where I don't like him because I like him so much
I love him and thought that would be fake and lame
I was at ease with it, it was fun to be mad at her and not like her.
I was having a difficult time with the liking scenes.
Drew would be like, can we do one more and you look at me like
actually there's a feeling there
they call action and Drew would hold a picture of a puppy in front of her face
and I would love the puppy.
You finally go on a date and it's so awful Belinda, Bunny and onion soup
you know everything with Dick is so first class
I don't wanna make you feel lonelier than you probably already are.
No, I am not lonely.
I always have done the same thing although I did
have to work in a coffee house for a while
and I really had a good time
but I wasn't, my boss he didn't like me he didn't feel like I did anything
As a waitress? Yeah. Which coffee house?
The Living Room in Los Angeles. I heard about the Living Room. It was like
a nineties hipster joint laid back and like that
in the hey days of coffee houses. What was your bosses problem?
He felt I sucked at everything I did. Were you good?
I mean I tried.
I really did everything pretty poorly.
You were clumsy? I just wasn´t very good at it.
And then I worked at Music Plus which I thought I was much better at because
when anyone came in to rent a movie I knew everything about every movie
and I love the history of movies and so that I felt like I was much better at.
But again my boss Whitney he was not cool.
he was like a typical hasher he really hated me
I don't know why! He was mad at his name Whitney.
I know for sure since I was a kid I wanted to be Nipple-Man
You know he solves crimes with his nipples
Whenever he hears about a crime
his right nipple wakes up the left nipple and they go on put a stop to it.
How about you Drew? Nipple-Girl, I would think.
You are known to put that cape on.
But I do get excited when anyone references Firestarter, because
I would like that ability. That was cool
You were a young little girl starting those fires.
How old were you? Seven.
Seven years old and starting fires with your brain. Thats right.
You don't know maybe you did. Mayby you did do it and you didn´t remember.
I think it was real.