[*W'psh!*] Top of the mornin' to ya laddies! My name is JackSepticEye and welcome to
something called Idiots.win
That's the name of the website, just Idiots.win.
Um. So I've played something like this before, when I played Google Feud
And there's another version called autocomplete or somethin' like that
That kinda does the same thing; you get in, you see what the top searches are
but with Google Feud I had to put in what I thought it was
where with this I have a selection of things that I choose from
and THEN I can kinda see what it is so
the-this one kinda puts stuff more in my favour
so I get to see what they're picking but I have to pick the TOP result.
So this 'What is Google's top result for-' and this was literally the first one that showed up when I went here
which already sets a great presidence(?) of what the rest of this video is gonna be
'erection when...'
Just that!
I'm just gonna leave it at that
That's the end of the episode. Thanks for watching.
Thanks. COMEDY! WOO!!
heh
'erection when I wake up', 'erection when angry',
'erection when falling asleep', 'erection when sleepy',
and 'erection when I poop'.
OK.
I'm gonna take out 'erection when angry', because, REALLY?
Do some people actually get erections when they're angry?
Why?!
heh
'Erection when I wake up',
That's something that now....I think would be the top result.
Because that's also called 'morning wood',
as people talk about it and that's a very common thing to happen
Apparently if you go to bed with some...."fluids" in your bladder your brain miscommunicates some of the signals
and it's like, "Hey! It's boner time!"
I don't know how true that is. I don't know the scientific reasoning for it
OR
'erection when i poop'
Coz sometimes that happens, man. Sometimes you get erections when you poop.
But I'm gonna go with 'erection when I wake up'
That's ten
Oh, I actually have to pick the rest. 10,
That's four,
Ah! *realises* OH NO!
'Erection when sleepy'?!?
Was the top one?
FUCK man!
OK, so I thought it would come up like ten, the highest result search for one
but it actually says a tick when I get it.
'what's j'
I dunno. What is 'j'? What IS 'j', everybody? What's the 'j' in your life?
Well, jacksepticeye
I guess
For me, I'm saying That's the 'j' in my life
'what's justin bieber's phone number'
'what's Jesus's phone number'?!
Uh, Jesus' phone number is 555-666. *laughs adorably*
'what's JojJo Siwa's phone number'?
'what's jay z net worth'
I'm gonna go with 'what's Justin Beiber's phone number'
Of course.
Of COURSE people would be searching for Justin Beiber's phone number.
um, why wasn't 'what's jacksepticeye's real name' in there?
Oh yeah. I'm a nobody, that's probably it. ;-;
'is a christmas story on netflix', 'is a chicken a reptile'
'is a cheetah a mammal', 'is a chinchilla a rodent' and 'is a chicken a mammal'
AW FUCK
So, all these fit in the same one
and then this is the outliar
Which is either very telling or.....I don't know...- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
'is Christmas story on netflix'
Would people search that?
*voice crack* I dunno, man!
'is a chicken a reptile', 'is a chic-cheetah a mammal', 'is a chinchilla a rodent', and 'is a chicken a mammal'.
I don't know WHAT the fuck people would be searching
'is a christmas story on netflix,' no, ah chicken a mammal.
Really?!?
people are searching if chickens are mammal?
Why?!? *laughs*
Okay, I got one perfect, one great and one ABSOLUTE failure, cause I got it last.
I clicked down through all the things
Okay, is war-
*Epic voice* Is war......
ah......
I don't-
*epic voice returns* Changing *laughs*
War, has changed
It's no longer, about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. *laughs*
Aw that's a fucking throwback right there *laughs*
If you don't know what that is you're gonna be so confused.
'Is war coming', 'is war inevitable' , 'is wario a libertarian' *laughs*
Is WARIO a libertarian
'Is warframe cross platform' and 'is war dogs on netflix'
Okay. See I didn't think about that.
I was just like, 'is war' the words but I didn't realise then 'is Wario is libertarian'
Stuff like that could've happened
Is Wario a librarian
Ummmmm
I'm gonna say 'is war inevitable'
No?! Ah that was close- "is war coming'
Noooooo *disappointment*
'is wario a libertarian'?!?
Is the fucking top one?!?!
WHAT?!?
WHYYYY?!?
Why are people searching this thing?
I guess it does say idiot's win- I gotta think like an idiot.
Shouldn't be too hard, there's very few degrees of separation between me and idiocy.
Anyway.
THANK you guys so much for watching this episode
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LİKE A BOSS, And!
*leans in* high fives all around. Kw-psh! Kw-psh!
But THANK YOU GUYS, and I will see all you dudes...
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!
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