I mean, how long has The Miz been milking this?
Was The Miz even really injured in the first place?
>> Stop trying to inject controversy, Saxton.
The fact is these two are best friends and as long as they've got each other,
they got the world spinning right in their hands, okay?
This is Miz and Morrison, this is must see, this is Moist TV.
>> The Miz is the first ever guest on Moist TV!
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Moist TV, Moist TV, Moist TV!
>> Moist TV, Moist TV!
>> Let's get straight to those hard hitting journalistic questions
people expect for Moist TV and Johnny drip drip.
Miz, what is your favorite movie?
>> Easy, all of my starring roles in the Marine franchise.
>> [LAUGH] He's got a lot of favorite movies more than one [LAUGH]
solid acting in those.
Speaking of acting, where you pretending to be injured?
>> [NOISE] >> I
know where you're going with this, but look.
Hey, John.
>> Yeah.
>> Have I ever lied to you?
>> No.
>> Correct, have ever used you?
>> No.
>> Correct, would I ever fake an injury?
>> Well- >> Wait, what?
>> I don't know. >> Well, John, I am not a liar.
You know as well as anybody else here knows that I am not a liar.
Do you think I would lie to you?
Do you all think that I would lie to my best friend, John?
[MUSIC]
>> [FOREIGN] >> [NOISE]
>> We all know you'd be lying, Miz.
And Mr. Drip, I don't know what a Moist TV is,
but I like it a lot better than this clowns must see.
You know what I mean?
And by the way, before I go to SummerSlam, and
walk and trash Sheamus in front of the world in
Vegas as with new United States champion.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Why don't you ask me as
the good questions?
Something like, hey, why did The Miz pretend for weeks after weeks and
not be cleared all the while having you push him around in a wheelchair like
your his personal servant.
>> Some people compete on injury.
John did it at WrestleMania but I have kids.
I have a responsibility in my long term health.
So, yes, I've been cleared a couple weeks ago.
>> Wait a minute.
You have been cleared for weeks.
>> Weeks, days, like, who cares about time?
That doesn't mean I'm still not 100%.
>> It looked like you were complete hunger last week
when you jumped up the seat and ran off that ramp.
>> I had a surge of energy that took my body in overdrive and
I thought my feet under me before I even go into.
>> Miz, if you weren't hurt anymore, what does this tell me?
>> John, do you have any idea what he's doing?
He's doing exactly what I do on Miz TV,
spinning everything around to make it about us, but it's not about us.
John, it's about us.
>> You're right.
>> Yes, >> And that gives me a great idea.
>> Yes.
>> What better way for
us to make the debut of Moist TV special than by having a match?
>> Yes.
>> Damien priest versus The Miz.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> [LAUGH]
>> Tell you what, I love that idea.
>> No, no, no.
>> Yeah, yeah, well, you know what?
Let's get a referee out here, Miz.
>> No! >> To make this official,
why don't we get this out of here?
It's a little moist in here.
[INAUDIBLE].
>> [NOISE]
>> Rubber duckies.
>> And something good came out of Moist TV.
I really hope we see Damien Priest one on one with The Miz.