[COOL DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Hey, hey- HEY OVER HERE! It's me Funke!
Hey guys!
S'good, right? I'm learning Danish
Today's show is brought to you by the letter 'R'
Here are some 'R' words that describe today's show
Oh come on, that last one doesn't even start with an R!
[OMINOUS LAUGHTER]
My bad, partner
My auto correct ain't working right today
You know you're starting to get on my nerves, Engineer 4.0
Registry error, please update firmware
First off, I'd like to thank everybody for giving their feedback on episode 1 of this show
My favorite valuable feedback is ones like:
"content"
"I hate you"
"e"
I've used this feedback to renovate the set and up our production quality by 200% *knock*
Cut this! Cut the-
You probably thought Team Fortress 2 was a multiplayer game. Well, you're wrong bitch
Today we're talking about TF2 modes you can play all on your own
Wait a second Funke, haven't you already made a video on this before?
Yeah,
Nazi Zombies is a game mode originating in Call of Duty: World at War
Faithful to the original Nacht der Untoten,
It lets you play with up to 12 of your friends
That isn't single player, Funke! That means it's co-op you liar!
[SEVERAL BASHING SOUND EFFECTS]
[FUNKE GRUMBLING]
You can also play it alone, although playing any mode above easy when alone
is more or less equal to juggling 10 chainsaws after a bottle of vodka
Soooo... just get some friends.
You run into bugs sometimes like this, (weapon glitches)
Or this, (zombie noclip)
Or this, (fuck if I know)
Or this, (server crashes)
But sometimes you won't,
The easiest way to win this is to:
-strategize -work together -track your points wisely
and NEVER, EVER STAND STILL!
And we're just gonna move on,
TF2 Adventure Mode is!
A game that I can't play because there's no download available for it, great
All right, I've waited two weeks on a response from the developer.
Oh, what's that? You're curious if I got a response?
Parkour Fortress developed by slag gaming 20 years ago
This is Mirror's Edge brought into TF2
Because apparently TF2 is only really good for playing free versions of paid games these days
It has custom animations for rolling, running,
Falling, sliding, dancing!
Not sure why!
There are custom maps made for this mode but
The best ones are usually ones based off the original game
Also don't ever try to play it in VR Because you'll vomit
Also this last part is just me but on every slag server I join,
I get automatically muted and my name forcibly changed
I don't know why, my only guess is that I pissed them off four years ago
And they perma-muted me, so whatever I did, I'M SORRY, SLAG
Forgive me!
Just what in Sam Hill are you doing?
It's parkour, Engineer! You wouldn't understand
AUGHHGF
Slenderman-- 2009 era internet meme, turned 2012 video game,
turned 2013 TF2 mod. Because whatever.
Slender Fortress is simple enough
you usually have to collect 8 pages without getting killed by the Monster AI
Although most of the time instead of Slenderman chasing you
It's other bullshit Creepypasta creatures
Which, between you and me, is a good choice
Because I don't even really find Slenderman that scary in the first place
I used to mod a Slender server back in the day myself,
and although I got in trouble for turning on sv_cheats without realizing anybody could have used commands,
It was otherwise pretty fun. Let's see how that gameplay holds up today
You know honestly I-I'm not sure what I was expecting
Most of the time you'll be waiting for a respawn
But when you're not you'll be doing the same different tasks on a slightly different map
You have to download like a hundred gigabytes of files to even play on the servers
And, between you and me, I'm not even scared that easily in the first place
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Quick question, what's worse than death?
Easy answer: choreography. What's worse than that?
PRISON.
And today, we're going on a trip to prison!
Prison... break. You want parkour? Boom. You got it.
You want an underwater... section? Boom. You got it.
[FUNKE] You want... more parkour-- [ENGIE 4.0] Running outta ideas, aren't ya'?
[FUNKE HAHA'S IN DESPAIR]
Uhhh, no. Obviously I'm making a TF2 video
[ENGIE 4.0] What's the focus of this here video?
[FUNKE] Single player maps? [ENGIE 4.0] Half of these ain't even single player!
[FUNKE] Player versus enemy? [ENGIE 4.0] You are a god damned moron
Yeah, well at LEAST I'm giving an EFFORT, ENGINEER!
ALL YOU EVER DO IS CRITICIZE-- [ENGIE 4.0] Look, this map is 9 years old, and has less than 12,000 views
- Where do you even find this garbage?
Because trash is attracted to other trash, Engineer.....
[ENGIE 4.0] Oh uhh, are you alright, man? I'm here if you need--
[ENGIE 4.0] AAUDHGUAHF YOU SON OF A BITCH I'LL TEAR YOUR DAMN HEAD RIGHT OFF
NO! I'm DONE, dude! It's been twelve months without an update, Heavy lost the war, I don't even fucking care about these maps!
I've HAD it! I OFFICIALLY quit Team Fortress 2! [TFF] Wait one minute partner. I am the ghost of Team Fortress Future
[FUNKE] So you're the ghost of nothing then. [TFF] If you don't shut your mouth. I'm about to be the ghost of my foot in your ass
*ahem*
I'm here to warn you that you're making a grave mistake, boy
Team Fortress 2 has a bright future full of exciting content!
- Name one good thing that comes out of the next update...
- Placement Matches are pretty good [GUNSHOT]
- Honestly, I don't even know what I'm holding out for anymore
[TFP] Hold it, partner. I am the ghost of Team Fortress Past--
- OH MY GOD! Did you shoot that guy? He's dead twice! You actually killed him twi-- [GUNSHOT]
Fuck this, dude. I'm going back to song parodies