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-Hey, everybody, I'm at Studio 151,
in Manhattan's East Village with the one, the only
Dua Lipa, everybody.
-Hi.
-And in honor of her new single, "Houdini,"
we are going to make this shot disappear.
It's time for "Day Drinking with Seth and Dua."
[ Cheers and applause ] -Hey!
-Again, your new single is called "Houdini."
Named after the magician?
-Yes. -It's that Houdini, right?
-It's that Houdini. -Okay, good.
So, we're gonna do a bunch of drinks inspired by the man.
The first one is called the Houtini.
Are you ready for your first Houtini, Dua Lipa?
-I'm ready. -Alright.
So, we're gonna start with a little bit of vodka.
Alright.
And then a little bit of tequila blanco.
And some white rum.
Yeah, I know.
It would be nice if one of these wasn't an alcohol.
And then you really want to go heavy on the blue curacao.
And the good news is, everybody's got this at home.
You know, so don't feel weird.
If you're at a house party, feel free to order the Houtini.
And then ready for the lemon juice to magically change color?
Are you ready? -I'm ready.
-Alright.
-Ooh! -That is --
I mean, that is just a wildly unimpressive effect.
This reminds me of the time Houdini was like,
"Aah! I can't get out of these [bleep] handcuffs!"
-[ Laughs ]
-This smells.
-Well, I hope he was a better magician than
this is a drink.
-Mm. Yeah, me too.
-Are you ready for your second drink?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, ready. -Okay, great.
This is called the Abracadabra, Dua.
And we're going to start --
We're going to make it with a blender.
We're going to start with a Magic Hat, okay?
-Okay. -I'm gonna pour in some beer.
And then we're going to have
some Harry Potter -- famous wizard, magic, on theme --
butterbeer.
And I've poured this poorly.
If you go to a bar and there's this much foam,
it's the bartender's first day.
-[ Laughs ] -Okay. Here we go. Hold on.
This is what my dad used to do.
I cleaned my fingers.
What? Last week?
-[ Laughs ] -We blend it up.
This is just basically like -- -Oh, my God.
-This is like a latte without the coffee.
And then we're going to finish it off with some garnish.
These are some Wonka Hat Magic Gummies.
Let's show how good an actor you are.
Take a sip and show me you love it.
Mmm! So good. -Yeah, we're gonna recast.
-[ Laughs ]
-Also, I think these are licorice.
Are they licorice? -Oh, that's why.
-That's why it tastes like...
-Do you like licorice? -No.
-Disgusting.
-And, by the way, anybody who likes licorice is disgusting.
-Yeah. That's true.
-If you, like, met someone -- Be honest.
-Oh, this has happened to me.
-That somebody liked licorice? -Yeah.
And I was like, "I'm looking at you different,
and I no longer think you're hot."
-You should do a new version of "New Rules" where you add --
-The licorice thing. -Something about licorice.
-It's a big ick.
-Hey, before we go to our next game, Dua,
can I address the elephant in the room?
-Go on, then.
-You just are dressed a lot cooler than I am.
-No. Well, actually, I think we kind of coordinated.
-Do you know what -- This is a shacket.
Do you know what a shacket is?
-Shacket? No. -It's a [bleep] jacket.
-[ Laughs ]
-Alright, ready?
This is called "Pick a Card, Any Card."
Alright, we have a four different categories here.
Alcohol, common mixers, uncommon mixers,
dusty old bottles you'd sneak a drink at --
from at your grandparents'.
Cut that to edit that together so I don't stumble.
Alright, so, ready? You're going to start.
Dua, you're first. You're going to pick our alcohol.
-Okay.
Bourbon.
-How did you say it?
-Bourbon.
-Okay. -[ Laughs ]
I'm sorry. We only have bourbon.
-I'm so sorry.
-Is bourbon gonna be okay for you?
-[ American accent ] A bourbon is fine.
-Yeah, see? You do have a good American accent.
Alright. Now a common mixer.
Alright.
-Soda. -"Sudah."
-Sudah.
-Alright, so, pretty normal right now.
But now we get to uncommon mixers.
-Ugh! -Show it there.
So, show it to them. -Green juice.
-Green juice! -[ Cries ]
-This got a lot worse.
-Yeah, this got a lot worse.
-Oh, but you know what? Look at the color though.
-Disgusting. It's like swamp juice.
-And now dusty old bottles
you'd sneak a drink from at your grandparents'.
-Calvados. -Calvados.
The thing is, you and I both know, Dua,
this drink is gonna suck ass.
-Yeah. This is disgusting. -You know what?
Let's look at that camera together and be like,
"We don't care what you guys think.
Dua and I are living our best life.
We're going to drink this and we're going to smile
like it was good."
-Mmm.
It's so good.
-Alright, pick a card anyway.
We call -- This drink is called The Shacket.
-The [bleep] jacket. -The [bleep] jacket.
-If you want to get what we just had at a bar,
ask for The [Bleep] Jacket.
Alright, next up, let's go. We can beat that.
I don't want to put this on you, but you did pick the cards.
It's your fault.
-Should we swap? Do you want to pick?
-Yeah, yeah. -Alright.
-Ready? We're gonna start with...tequila.
-Alright. It's a better start than bourbon.
-Yeah. [ Cork creaking ]
Just -- In the future, for "Day Drinking,"
just don't have the cap...
[ Creaking continues ]
-This is good. The anticipation is killing me.
-Oh. -Jesus [bleep] Christ.
-The things I do.
You know how many crew members --
There's like 100 people from my crew here.
"Should we loosen the cap?"
"No, he can do it."
Okay. -Alright.
-Oh, have you been waiting?
-I've been waiting. Common mixers.
-Soda again. Forget that.
It's fundamentally misunderstood what would make this fun?
Alright, Red Bull.
Look, we're off to a good start. -Yep.
-Red Bull and tequila -- -Red Bull and tequila is good.
-You've done that before in your life.
-I have.
-Pumpkin-spice latte. -No.
-Alright. Alright. -No.
I feel like we are -- -Heading for a bellyache.
--Were you as bummed out by how that looked when I poured it?
-Oh, and it's curdling. -And now it's curdling.
Dusty old bottle you'd sneak
a drink from your at grandparents'.
We've got -- Show me Campari.
-Oh, my God, -I want you to know something.
-What?
-Through the history of the world,
we're going to be the only two people
who are ever going to drink this drink, okay?
-That feels special. -That's really special.
-That feels special.
-No one's ever going to be like, "Where were you the first time
you had a tequila, Red Bull, pumpkin-spice latte,
Campari?"
-Mmm.
Weirdly, we might be onto something.
You know? This could be a thing.
-My energy was kind of flagging,
and now I'm kind of back in the game, everybody.
-This is a thing that you'll be thankful for
when you have a second wind.
-You know what we should call this drink?
-What? -The Second Wind.
-The Second Wind. I like it.
-Go to bartender, be like, "I'd like a Second Wind."
They're like, "What's a Second Wind?"
Tequila, Red Bull, pumpkin-spice latte, Campari.
They're gonna be like, "We don't have pumpkin-spice latte."
You're like, "Brought my own."
That's the key.
-You wrote a song called "Houdini."
-Yes.
-Which -- And which I currently am angry about.
-Yes, I can tell.
-Well, 'cause now we're doing --
The writers came up with this idea called "The Water Torture."
And, so, these are five shots.
One is gin, one is vodka, one is tequila...
-Oh, God.
-...one is...
[ Sighs ]
-[ Laughs ]
-I would have gotten there. Don't cue me till I ask.
Rum, which I was, like, saving for dramatic effect.
And one is water.
So, we're going to do -- In honor of Houdini,
whose spirit Dua has stolen without his permission --
Do you know how he died? -How?
-Yeah. -What happened?
-He got, like, punched -- He had this thing of --
-He got punched?
-Yeah, the whole thing was like,
"You can throw me -- put me in a safe,
throw me in the water, I'll get out."
But he also had this weird thing where he was like,
you can also punch me as hard as you want, and I'm fine.
-That has to be a kink. -It's a kink, right?
-It's a kink. -You know what?
You know what my question to him is?
Whydini?
-[ Laughs ]
-Here's the thing. You get to stop when it's water.
-Like, what if I do this and see which one's,
like, the most viscous?
-Do you -- By the way, if you --
If you could do this and know the water,
I'd be so impressed with you and I'd be -- Go for it.
-Oh! -Alright.
-Okay. -Well, that backfired on Dua.
-This table is not very shaky.
Do you want to go first? -I'm gonna go first.
When it's water, we're out.
Dua...
-What do you think it is? What do you think it is?
-I think it's water.
It's water. -Shut up!
-That was water.
-You're lying. -I'm not. I got water.
Look, let me tell you something about me.
I take day drinking very seriously.
-Ugh. This is not water. I can smell it.
-Yeah, you already smelled it. What'd you get, do you think?
-[Bleep]
-This is -- You know what?
I'm really having a good time right now.
-No! I can smell it!
-Oh, no! I feel so bad for you.
-Tequila.
-Kids today. [Bleep] don't know to...
-Oh. -Did you get it?
-No. -Why were you so confident?
-Because I couldn't smell it.
-Oh, no. Dua can't smell, you guys.
-[ Laughs ] That was disgusting.
I don't even know what that last one was.
-This is so much fun.
-I'm gonna go for this one. -Alright.
-Oh, thank God.
Water. Water.
-Because I love you doing it
and I'm not gonna let you go alone.
-Oh, wow! [ Cheers and applause ]
-Well, then wait, wait, wait.
-♪ I'd like to apologize to my wife and kids ♪
Daddy's coming home.
You better clean up your Legos.
If I see a single Lego on the floor...
Oh. Oh, let me guess.
You're mad because I was with Dua Lipa?
-Oh. Are you all right, babe?
-I'm fine. I'm just checking on the ice.
The next game is based off your song "IDGAF,"
which, of course, we all know stands for
International Development of Angola and Finland
and also "I don't give a [bleep]"
So, here's the game. I'm gonna ask you a question.
We're gonna go back and forth. You'll ask me a question.
You either say, "I don't give a [bleep]
and you answer
or you don't want to answer and you take a shot.
Understand the rules? -I understand the rules.
-And can I just say, I feel like things are better
since we took off our jackets.
-I think so, too.
So many nights when I'm drunk,
I always think about, like, designers.
I go, "No one thinks about the drunk girl."
-Yeah.
-No one thinks about the drunk girl.
Like, the amount of times that I have to, like,
clip myself into a bodysuit or put buttons on or --
-Oh, you and me both, girl.
By the way, shout-out to the designers.
-Shout out to the designers who think about the drunk girl.
-Give a thought for the drunk girl.
Alright, ready for your first question?
Or do you want to go first?
-Oh, I'll go first. -Okay, great.
-You've got three kids, right? -Yeah, I got three kids.
-Rank them.
Favorite to least favorite.
-Aah! -[ Laughs ]
-I'm gonna do the shot.
-Oh, that's a cop-out. -It is a cop-out. Anyway...
-Do you have a favorite? -Of course I do.
By the way, if my kids -- If you're growing up
and you're watching this on YouTube, you know who you are.
-[ Laughs ]
-You're a girl.
-Who is the most famous person who tries sliding into your DMs?
-I'm not answering that.
-Yeah, it's a good one. That's a good question.
-You did a podcast over the summer with Stephen Colbert,
Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, and John Oliver.
Who do you like the least?
-I don't think the British should be allowed
to have American talk shows.
We fought the Revalush-- the Revolutionary War.
-[ Mumbling ]
-All of a sudden, the one he says "bourbon" weird
is giving me a hard time.
-Well, say it properly. -John Oliver...
go back home.
-Oh, my God. -Go win [bleep] BAFTAs.
Stop taking our Emmys.
-Wow! -There's awards for you.
-Wow! -Yeah!
-You hate the Brits.
-I don't hate the Brits. I just [bleep] hate you, John.
-Catch John and Seth at the Beacon Theatre in New York City.
Show dates available online.
-What's your favorite Albanian swear word?
-[Bleep]
-That's a good one.
-Which is, [bleep] your mother.
-Say it again.
-It's [bleep] -[Bleep]
-Exactly.
-John Oliver [bleep]
-Catch John and Seth onstage together
at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve.
It's gonna be awkward.
-Tell me someone you think is a fake-ass bitch.
-There's many fake-ass bitches in this world.
-Yeah.
-I'm not planning on saying it right now.
-Alright.
-What do you hate most about being a dad?
-They're so dumb. -Who?
-My kids. So stupid. -Well, one's 2.
-You know what the dumbest thing --
They can't [bleep] put gloves on.
-Gloves.
-Yeah, like, with gloves, you're like,
"Just put your [bleep]
Make your fingers like this and then put your [bleep]"
-It's easy. -That's the glove.
The shape -- The glove is the instruction.
Can I ask you a question? -Yeah, go ahead.
-We asked Lizzo. She was too afraid to answer.
Oprah or Beyoncé?
What? Just be a... These cowards.
Cowards.
-I'm not [bleep] doing that. -Yeah.
-Name your most- and least-talented writer.
-My most-talented writer, with no doubt, is Amber Ruffin,
and my least-talented wrifer --
I think wrifer? Is that how you say it?
-Writer.
-My least-talented writer is right --
-He's right behind the camera right now.
-Which one?
-He's right behind the camera right now!
-Which one?
-His name is Seth Reiss! His name is Seth Reiss.
-Okay, okay. Do you have any more questions?
-Yeah. Sing "Happy Birthday" in your best Cockney accent.
-♪ 'appy birthday to you ♪
♪ 'appy birthday to you ♪
♪ 'appy birthday, dear Seth Meyers ♪
♪ 'appy birthday to you ♪
-Can I do it back to you?
-No, because I've got another one for you.
-Great. -Start rapping.
Any song you want, but I want you to really [bleep] sell it.
-Okay. -Get ready.
-Okay. Hold on. [Bleep]
♪ I want to start right now ♪
♪ I'm Rob Base and I came to get down ♪
♪ I'm not internationally known ♪
♪ But I'm known to rock the microphone
because I get stupid ♪
-Sell it, sell it, sell it, sell it.
To me.
-♪ It's 'cause I'm the man ♪ ♪ No, I'm not a loser ♪
♪ Stay away from me ♪
Oh [bleep]
-I think round of applause.
I know it's only one person, but it's like --
It's a lot.
-Okay, okay, okay. Do you have any more questions?
-Yeah. Match my highest note.
Ready? -Alright.
[ Both singing note ]
-Whoo! -Whoo!
Can I say something that I want you to hear?
-Go on.
-You're the best friend I've ever had.
-[ Laughs ]
You're the best friend I've ever had.
Cheers. -Cheers.
Oh, my God, I can barely see straight.
Alright, what's next?