- Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, and boop!
- (React) Boop, marry, kill! - Ooh!
- Ooh, oooh, oooh, ooh! - I felt the spooky presence
when we walked in. - (React laughs)
Have you ever wanted to boop any of these horror movie icons?
- That's a really great question. - (laughs)
- Ohhhh! - Oh snap, the baddy daddies.
- Dude, I love me a baddy daddy. - (Ed) Masked baddie--
- Please open the stage! - It's not always daddies, though.
There were female ghostfaces. - (Izzy) That's--
Listen, daddy is a state of mind. - I mean, they could be daddies.
Yeah, that's true. Daddy is a state of mind.
- It is not a gender, babe. - Okay, our first bachelor.
We have Jason Voorhees. - Ooh.
- Okay. - My friends on Tinder rotted,
but he's tall. - Second bachelor.
We have...Mike Myers. - Okay, okay, okay. Michael Myers.
- Okay. All right. - Little skinny, malnourished men,
you know? - Yeah! The hope is that
they'll buy you dinner because they are also hungry.
- Yeah. - You know?
- I'm gonna to marry Jason. - Wow.
- I'm gonna kill Michael Myers. - Why are you marrying Jason?
- 'Cause Jason is that guy. Jason is that guy.
Chuh-chuh-chuh-chuh chuh-chuh-chuh. - (laughs)
- Kill Michael, boop Jason. - My only bugaboo with Michael
is that he's still kind of in arrested development
from the time that he murdered the babysitter when he was a kid.
- But see, I would pick Michael to boop, but now you got that
in my head! - I'm gonna kill Sir Voorhees.
- Yeah, I'm not about-- - I'm gonna kill Sir Voorhees.
- I'm the same. - Kill Jason. Boop Michael.
- Ooh. - Sorry.
- (Cassie) That's fair. - I mean, technically, I wouldn't
kill him because he would kill me first.
I have no survival instincts. - I'm gonna boop double M.
- I'm gonna marry Michael Myers. - (Izzy gasps)
- I think I'm booping Jason. And I'm killing the middle guy.
I'm not feeling any type of way. Yeah. - Michael Myers is-- yeah,
Michael Myers is whatever. - My friends, you have chose
bachelor number three...
Leatherface! - (laughs) Ew! No!
I don't wanna boop! - (both) Oh, no!
- No, I take it back. - Oh, that's way worse than Michael!
- Ohh!
- Oh, god! - Oh, thank God. Thank God.
Boop. Get outta here. Boop! - Yes! Like, one boop
and you're done, bro. - One boop and I'm dippin'.
- Oh, man. I'm married to this guy. I'm stuck.
- That was just the first round. - That was just the first round.
- That was a warm-up, and I married Leatherface.
- Ooh! Ooh! - Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- Please, please, pl-- oh, it's not a horror movie.
I was gonna say Damien from the Vampire Diaries.
- (laughs) Pennywise the dancing clown.
- (gags) - We've made decisions
in that sentence. - That's scary, man.
- That whiteboard fivehead, though, is just...
- I hate Pennywise so much because I stumbled in
to a friend's house, and she was watching the miniseries
with Tim Curry, and I screamed and ran home!
I screamed all the way home! - Next one.
We have Pinhead. - Oh!
- No. - Pain and pleasure?
I don't know about that. - No. Immediately no.
- Ironically, I'm gonna boop the guy in the middle
'cause I think that'd be hilarious to boop the dude with nails
coming out of his face. - Who would the third one be?
Supernaturals? There's a lot of supernaturals.
- That's what I was gonna say. I was like, we got a lot.
- But then again, Bill Skarsgård's sexy as hell.
- Yeah, under all of the demon makeup!
- That's okay. I can see it. I can--
- No. Kill. - The base face of Bill Skarsgård.
- Ah, yeah. So, I think I'll marry It, 'cause I can just make him--
I could turn him into a Ditto. - Turn him into a Ditto?! (laughs)
- I will boop Pinhead. - I'm going to marry Pennywise
just because of the transforming thing. - I was thinking about doing that too.
I think I was gonna do that too. - I feel like there's a lot
of potential there. - I'm also gonna marry It, bro.
Yeah! - Hellraiser is not great
because he's torturing you and flaying your skin.
I'm gonna have to go a one-time boop. - I saw a clip of this movie recently,
and he has a gang of homies and they all have different things
that are kind of scary. Sounds like a good time.
I'm booping! I'm booping the middle! - (laughs)
- All his friends, bro. Pandora's box.
We're all just having a-- - Boop party.
- Boop party, yeah. (laughs) - The boopin'.
- I'm not a Hellraiser girlie. - Okay.
- But after what you just said about he would torture you...
The safe word can be "Pinhead." It's fine.
- I'm gonna say kill. - Boop Hellraiser
for that specific reason only. Not gonna look at the face.
Marry Pennywise, personally. - I respect you, but I fear you.
- Yeah. - The third sexy supernatural...
is Jennifer Check! (record scratch)
(laughs) - (Izzy) NO!
NO! NOOO!
- Noooo! - I knew I shouldn't have--
I knew I shouldn't have. - YES!
- No! - Oh yeah!
- Nooo! - Oh, you literally just killed
the best one out of all three! - (Izzy) Thank you, Ed!
- Hoooo! - Short kings!
- Short kings. Okay. - Oh. Oh, god.
- I'm not-- - The first person we have is
the Leprechaun! Have you guys seen that movie?
- I haven't. Thank god. Look at him. - I haven't. Yeah, look at this guy.
- (React) And then we have everybody's favorite...
a gremlin. - Oh, of course.
- But I want the regular Gizmo. - Don't come for me.
It's just a preference. I'm just-- you know,
I'm not that tall, but I'm 5'6".
And I like me a tall man. - I'm 5'3", and I have
very little preference about pretty much anything.
- (Sabrina) Love that. - (laughs)
- How do I feel? I'm mixed here.
- I don't wanna boop none of this. - (laughs) I know.
I was like, I don't really like any of this.
- I don't wanna boop none of this. - (whines)
- (laughs) Cassie. - Meh.
- Cassie. - I'm just saying.
- Kill the leprechaun. - Yeah, I'm def--
- I'm gonna marry the homie. That's the homie right there.
- I'm gonna say marry the leprechaun just 'cause of magic and gold.
- No, that's what I'm saying: loveless marriage.
- Are we allowed to spend its gold?
Because he kills anyone that takes his gold.
- I'm married to him! - Did he sign a prenup?
- No! - (React and Ed laugh)
- And neither did I 'cause it was love.
- I'm gonna boop Stripe. I'm not happy about it.
And I'm killing that leprechaun 'cause yikes!
- I'm definitely killing the leprechaun.
- Okay. Right? - Just without even question.
- The Mogwais don't really-- - What do they bring to the table?
I'm gonna kill it. - They're just troublemakers.
- I'm killin' the mogwai. - I don't know. I guess I'll boop him?
He looks like he knows what he's doing.
- (React) You can create an army of 'em.
- But for what? - And do what?!
- (React) Take over the world. - They just bug people
or stuff. No. - That's too much responsibility.
Joe, that's too much responsibility. I don't want that.
- But the leprechaun has magic! - I'ma boop him!
- Yeah. Oh, damn. - Yeaaah.
- I don't know how you two are gonna explain
who you married, though. - Oh, god.
- (React) The beautiful... - Don't be Chucky. Don't be Chucky.
- Chucky? - (React) ...the lovely...
Krite. - Oh my god! What is that?
- That's from the movie Critters, if you've seen that.
- I've never seen it. That looks really cool, though.
- Dude. - This is just the same--
it's just a more advanced version of--
- It's an uglier version of Stripe. - What is the schematics
of this situation? In detail, quickly!
What's that supposed to look like? - You tell me.
You boopin' him. (laughs) - (laughs)
- (React) All right, we have "handy" men!
- O-kay. - Handy Manny?
- (laughs) Up first... - (gags)
- Freddy Krueger. - The homie.
- Haunt you in your dreams. - Yeah, I don't need that.
- Can't even leave you alone. You wanna go to sleep
and have some peace, and he's in your dreams too!
- Get out! Get out! - He's looking all--
he looks like this would be on his Tinder profile, you know?
- What would be Freddy's Tinder bio? - I'll see you in your dreams tonight.
- The next person we have is Candyman himself.
- Ooh. - Okay.
- Ooh, he's sexy. - Marry.
- I would marry Freddy because wet dreams every night.
And that sounds like a bonus. Candyman--
- You're CRAZY! You took a crazy-- - Every night, bro.
- Dude, you're crazy. - How? That's facts, though.
He has the power of dreams. - No, no, no. I'm just glad
that you took it there. - Freddy is easy.
I'm gonna say kill. - Kill.
- 'Cause he's gross. - I'm killing Freddy.
- Killing Freddy. - You guys are so--
just tearing him apart. - Gross! Stinky! Mean!
Icky! Ooh! - I'm also marrying him!
- I'm trying to make it work, you know?
- Yeah, dude. I'm trying to have wet dreams all night.
- Yeah, we don't have the most options. - And during the day.
- One of my main goals
is to just have-- you know, marry someone who's fitted up.
And I feel like he's pretty fitted up.
- So, we're both marrying the Candyman.
- Yes. - I'm gonna switch it up
because I've been doing the same pattern.
I'm gonna boop this time. - I'm thinking marry.
- So, I kill the Candyman. I hate bees.
- I'ma boop the Candyman! - Okay, okay.
- Why not, man? - Booping the Candyman?
- Yeah, dude. - Who are you boopin'
and who are you marrying? - Who am I marrying?
- (React) It is...
Ash Williams. - That's...
- That's not... - That's not bad.
- I'm not upset about that. - I'm not upset about that at all.
- I'm not upset about that. - I'll marry Ash.
- More than happy to boop Ash. - Okay.
- Same. - You get to look at that chainsaw
while you're booping him. - Boop.
- (laughs) - Respectful boop.
- "Respectful boop." (laughs) - Booping him respectfully.
- Now, let's talk about creepy babes. - Creepy babes.
- Okay. I thought that said "babies" for a sec, and I was like,
hmmm... - (laughs) "Creepy babies."
- The Creeper from Jeepers Creeper. - Oh.
- Second person, we have Mr. Babadook.
- Oh! (claps) - Ah, the Babadook!
- A queer icon. We stan. - Yes, his boyf--
him and his boyfriend, the Bye-Bye Man.
Babadook is sexy. Sorry. - (laughs)
- I'm gonna kill the Babadook for sure.
- Yeah, me too! I ain't lookin' at that again.
- I think I'm gonna boop the Babadook.
- Yeah, I'm gonna boop the Babadook also.
- I'm going to marry the Babadook. - I could have a marriage
with Babadook, and we wouldn't really need to see each other
that often, you know? We're bicoastal. (chuckles)
- I think I'ma have to merc Jeepers Creepers over there.
- Yeah. I'm gonna kill Mr. Jeepers Creepers,
destroy Justin Long. I'm still upset about that.
- He took his eyes, babe. He took his eyes.
- I am going to also kill the Creeper.
- Don't like that guy. - Yeah. That's okay.
Little too lizardy for my taste. - (React) Oh!
- I'm gonna boop the Jeepers Creepers guy
'cause I don't wanna marry him. But I also don't wanna--
yeah, I just don't wanna marry him. - I'm gonna say no
to the Creeper. I'm gonna kill the Creeper.
- Damn. I don't mean to be following suit,
but I think I'm gonna follow suit here.
I'm gonna kill the middle one, and then-- what was that?
- I'm gonna boop the-- - Yeah, boop, boop, boop, boop.
- Yeah, we're gonna boop that-- - And then we're gonna marry
the last creepy babe. - ♪ (hums wedding march) ♪
- It's Gill-man! - (gags)
- I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. - Hell yeah!
- (all laugh) - He loves his ladies who love to swim.
- Yo, that's sick! - Look at them lips.
- Yeah. Oooh! - Oh my god!
- And you know it's gonna be good in the water, dude.
In the water? Ohhhh! - Yo, bro.
- You ever seen Shape of Water? - (laughs) Yes.
- I'm in, bitch. - (React and Izzy) Crazy cuties!
- Crazy cuties. - Okay. Like, Gremlin type? No?
- Critters? - Patrick Bateman
from American Psycho. - Oh, I see.
- The meme. The... - You're also having to
deal with Pearl. - Marry.
- That's a loyal-- That's a ride or die right there.
That's a loyal girl. What's up? - Yeah, I'm gonna completely
agree with that one. Pearl is solid.
- This guy's kind of psycho. - Look at him.
Making me wish I was you. - Really? You're getting that
from this photo, man? - I'm gonna kill him.
- I'm gonna boop and run. (zipping sound effects)
- Look at him looking like good skin and stuff
and good hair! Dammit! - You were having a moment there
with the homie, like... - Kill Patrick Bateman.
- Okay. - Brutally.
- (Cassie laughs) - You're dead, Bateman.
You're mine, Pearl. - I am going to boop Pearl.
- Okay, I think I'm gonna kill him, you know?
- Yeah, I think I'm gonna end up killing this dude.
- (Benison) Yeah. - I think he's gonna end up dying.
- Yeah, I don't think you like him very much.
And then, I'm gonna-- - (Darius) Glad we're on the same page.
- I'm gonna marry Pearl. - I'ma boop the middle,
'cause I wanna see who I marry. - Ohh, okay. All right.
- I wanna see who I end up marrying this time.
- Our mystery person is...
Billy Loomis. - Ooooh.
- Ah! - Oh!
- I'm-- - Ooh.
- Best boop of my life. - (snickers)
- Dude. - I'm marrying the creepiest
person ever. - Just a quick boop for me.
Yeah, I'll take it. - Boop and then you're on your way.
- Yeah. - Billy Loomis can stab me
all he wants. - (snaps and laughs)
- (both) Oooh! - Ooh. Ooh. There's a lot
of really good options, I feel like.
- I don't see any problems. - I don't see any losses in that.
- I think we won on this one. - I do.
- Red from the movie Us. - I need someone who can talk, though.
- She can talk. - She can talk.
- It just... - It's just it's a little--
it's a little slow. - Easy!
- She was not well. - Yeah, I don't know about this one.
- She's not well. - And then, the second,
we have Ellie from the new Evil Dead Rise.
- (inhales sharply) - (React) And this is a Deadite,
so you get her in Deadite form. - The Deadite's not that bad.
- Yeah, the Deadite's kinda looking fire right now.
- Dead and decaying. - So?
- What about a one night boop? She might be a freak!
- (laughs) - I beg you to seek help.
- (all laugh) - Red, I would marry.
- I'm gonna kill the first one, boop the second.
Yeah, I'm gonna marry the last. - I'm gonna kill our--
no offense. I'm going to kill our beautiful redheaded...
- That's okay. - ...mother.
- Mother to me and a lot of these bitches.
- Fair. - (laughs)
- Murder Ellie. Great, great, great. And then, I'm gonna boop Red.
- I'm gonna reverse that. I'm gonna kill, then I'm gonna boop.
- I'ma marry the first one. - Whoa!
- It's her appearance. She's pretty. Very pretty.
The middle one, I'd boop. You know, don't mess with the demons.
That one, you know. - Also gonna marry Red,
but I think I'm gonna boop Ellie. - The last MILB is...
- Come on. - The Mother.
- Oh my...! - Oh my god!
- Nooo! - I'm booping--
- I love-- - I'm booping the Mother?
- You're booping the Mother. - I love Mother.
- Ooh. I love Mother!
- (React laughs)
- She's gonna stay in the basement. Let me tell you something.
- Mah. - Mah!
- Mah. - Mah.
- Mah. - (React) Ménage à trois.
- Okay, okay! - Ooh!
- You are gonna be in a polyamorous relationship
with them, or are you gonna kill both of them, or are you gonna--
- Ménage à trois. - Ménage à trois.
- Okay. - Chucky and Tiffany.
- (Sabrina) Ooh. - Interesting.
- That's a little too crazy of sex for me personally.
- I hate dolls. - Tiffany's the win.
Chuck is-- gah. - And then, the next one,
we have Hannibal Lecter and Buffalo Bill from the Silence
of the Lambs. - That's pretty good.
This is a good one. - I would immediately pick
Hannibal Lecter if it was not with Buffalo Bill.
- Okay, so one's in prison and the other one should be.
- (laughs) - Hannibal Lecter is sexy.
Like, ooh. I could fix him. - If you replaced Buffalo Bill
with Clarice, then (snaps) - I'm gonna marry the Chucky couple.
- Why? - (Benison) Really?
- I just really like the movies, and I really think they're cool
'cause of that. I mean... - I hate Chucky with a passion.
I don't even wanna watch his movies even though
I've seen 'em. - Murder.
- Okay. - Murder this couple!
- I'm gonna have to kill Buffalo Bill and Hannibal.
But Hannibal, he's never really dead. He's too smart.
- I'm gonna also kill Hannibal Lecter and--
- And Buffalo Bill? - And Buffalo Bill.
- Yeah, I think just kill, honestly. - Boop the dolls even though
I'm not happy about it. - I don't care what the rules say.
I'm taking Chucky, I'm taking Buffalo Bill,
I'm killing 'em, and taking Tiffany.
I'm taking Mr. Sexy Man. Ménage à trois.
- Kill the duo of Buffalo Bill and Hannibal Lecter.
Boop and go. Boop and go. - I'm just gonna boop and go.
Boop and go. - And I guess I'll have to boop
the dolls. - These dolls, though! Waaaah.
- (Darius) Tellin' ya. - I'm boopin' em. I'm boopin' em.
- All right. All right. - Yeah, yeah.
- Boopin' the dolls. - Boopin' the dolls.
- You both are marrying...
Alien and Predator. - Ohhh.
- No! - I'm in. Immediately yes.
Immediately yes. - We did good. We did good!
We did good on this.
We did good on this. - We're a happy polyamorous quadruple.
- Polyamorous-- I'm down with this. - I'm in.
- Ohhh, marrying them? - Have you ever seen Predator's face?
- Yeah. It does that-- - Isn't that (croaks)
- The little opening thing. - Yeah.
- Oh yeah. Yo! Yo. - (all laugh)
- All right, my friends. That is the end of today's episode.
What did you guys think? - Ohhh. That was a lot.
- I feel-- what's the opposite of horny?
- (all laugh) - This was a fun episode.
I liked this one. - That was so fun.
I wish there were more. - Yeah, honestly.
- Solid choices. We did solid. - I think we did--
except for Jennifer Check, which will be the greatest,
greatest... - That is my biggest, BIGGEST ROI!
- Jennifer. - Yeah, that was the biggest--
- Oh my god. - No, but I keep--
we're on the come up, dude. We got Pennywise.
- Hey, we got more than just-- - We got more than just Jennifer.
- We got that and then plus whoever else we wanted
in the list that we wanted to marry. - Exactly. We're just like,
"Pennywise, please." - (laughs)
- I will never forgive you. - (React laughs)
- This was super fun, though. - Yeah.
- (both) Bye!
- Bye! - Bye!
- Sorry, Megan Fox. - Boop!
- (React and Izzy laugh)